America's Next Top Model

By Lisa Timmons In case you forgot, while Tyra Banks makes most of her big bucks these days by being an award-winning reality television mogul, she had very humble beginnings as a supermodel.This photoshoot of the curvaceous fashion industry superstar reveals that she clearly hasn't forgotten the fin...

By J. Harvey The girls go to a house in Bel-Air.  And meet with Mr. Jay. Who's dressed like a gay gangster in 42nd St. He's not getting on the boat to Heaven. Big Whitney is here. Her hair looks good? That's all I can say. Whitney goes on some Cover Girl riff. Shut up. Eye shadow is grand. Shut up, Whitney. This is probably...

By J. Harvey More ANTM, after the jump! Big Whitney wears her makeup while at home, and still hasn't found a job. The girls are stalked by a monster! Samantha, showing she's a teenage boy, notes that it looks like Predator vs. Alien. It's Mr. Jay in a costume!

By J. Harvey Former America's Next Top Model evil badass Bianca Golden popped up on Tyra Banks' show to relate her side of the story concerning the July incident in which Golden's family squared off with Nikki "Hairspray" Blonsky's family in a Turks & Caicos airport lounge.

By J. Harvey Previously - Makeover! Sorry, I was on vacay and missed the usually best episode of a cycle. From what I can tell, they sewed a big red mop on Elina's head. That was the most standout disaste. Oh, and the Britanny who was allowed to stay Brittany got sent home.... Previously - Makeover! Sorry, I was on...

By J. Harvey Tyra is in some sort of bullshit photoshoot holding balloons. It's time for judging. Tyra is singing to herself. She's insane. Pink Wig is here, and Paulina has a Princess Leia thing going on with her sald. Next - Makeovers! And they might be transplanting a new scalp onto Elina. It's a Top Model fi...

By J. Harvey The CW has put up a clip of Isis, the first transsexual contestant on America's Next Top Model, on YouTube being interviewed by Tyra Banks, Mr. Jay, and Ms. Jay for the new cycle. The CW has put up a clip of Isis, the first transsexual contestant on America's Next Top Model, on YouTube being inter...

By Lisa Timmons Remember when we were freaking out, lying prostrate on a chaise with smelling salts at our nostrils because we thought that Tyra Banks was planning on leaving her reality phenomenon, America's Next Top Model? Well, even though we were barely conscious from the shock, we do. However, as it...

By J. Harvey Lauren apologizes because someone stole her shoes. Ms. Jay blames the drag queens that judged the pose brawl. Vendela feels that Big Whitney isn't take the competition seriously. Big Whitney doesn't call her uneducated but does whip her ponytail around at her. Good comeback, Anna Nicole.

By J. Harvey Previously - Weren't we just in China? Ty Ty moves fast! Anyway, Saleisha Stowers won the crown last go-round despite her mushroom cut and went on to hobbit model success. I guess. I really haven't seen her since. Though I see Eva Pigford everywhere. That bitch gets around.

Jaslene and Jael are in the closet, which is a place Jael isn't acquainted with. Oh come on, you know she's been with a lady or two in her drugged out shiny healer of the universe lifestyle. Jaslene confesses that when Tyra told her she was "falling and falling" in the competition, it sucked. She...

By harvey The victims roll up on a high school football field. Jael looks prostituty and hot in her leopard skin jacket that she got last episode at the Goodwill. A high school marching band comes out with Ms. Jay leading them. I always knew that ho was in color guard as a teen. The girls stare like dumbasses w...

By soc2006 What I love most about Janice Dickinson is that she left America's Next Top Model and has since gotten to watch that show die a slow, painful death as Tyra attempts to overcompensate for Janice's absence." -Jennifer ...

By harvey The very first winner of America's Next Top Model, Adrianne Curry, is up on her MySpace getting truthful. She's claiming that she experienced a "mind-f*cking for good tv . Well, "good TV'"s kinda stretching it. ...