Angelina Jolie

By Stuart Heritage Let’s just pray that this little boy never meets and falls in love with Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt. A baby that mixes the genetics of Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Tom Brady and Gisele would probably bring about the end of the world. Or get a fairly lucrative job modelling for magazines. One or the ot...

Here's A Statue Of Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Doing It Now, he's gazing at Hollywood's first couple – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Naturally, a realistic representation that features Brangelina should feature ...

By hecklerspray staff Naturally, a realistic representation that features Brangelina should feature them doing something they do all the time… a timeless pose… something that has already lived in our memories, borne out and tangible. That of course, means an arresting image of Brad bumming Angelina, who ju...

By Stuart Heritage Jennifer Aniston has grown tired of promoting her movies with endless barbed attacks on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Jennifer Aniston has grown tired of promoting her movies with endless barbed attacks on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

By Stuart Heritage We’re referring to Jennifer Aniston’s crackpot retort, of course. And, on Friday at the Women In Film Awards, that retort finally came. Dressed in about three square millimetres of tinfoil, Jennifer Aniston hopped up on stage and - get this - told a self-deprecating joke about her love lif...

By Stuart Heritage How do we know that Angelina Jolie is so powerful? Because Forbes magazine says she is. Angelina has made the top spot of Forbes‘ annual Celebrity 100 list, beating off the likes of Oprah Winfrey, Madonna, Bruce Springsteen, Jason Orange out of Take That, Carol Vorderman, the woman off the...

By Stuart Heritage It took a while, but we’ve finally found a reason to watch the Oscars - it involves Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. Oh, Angelina Jolie is Jennifer Aniston’s nemesis, then. Our mistake. In that case, this is going to be the bloodthirstiest Oscars EVER!

By Stuart Heritage How so? Humanitarian aid? International sanctions against its military junta? A UN investigation into alleged human rights violations? Oh, don’t be daft - we mean that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are probably going to adopt a baby from Myanmar instead. Angelina Wants Another - NOTW

By Stuart Heritage We thought it was all over, you know. Really we did. The Changeling was released, The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button was released and Marley & Me was released. Like the fools we are, we thought that meant Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston would stop their interminable pis...

By Stuart Heritage As Angelina Jolie knows, adopting a child can be very rewarding - you get the satisfaction of being a parent, the joy of knowing you're giving an underprivileged kid a better life, plus you get truckloads of cash when you flog the snaps to a magazine. Now that Angelina Jolie is the full legal o...