Ashlee Simpson

By Michael K It's a good thing that Ass got the ax, because watching her trying to act was painful and uncomfortable. It was like sitting through church. All of her scenes should come with a prescription for morphine, because you will need it. Laura Leighton's farts could win an Emmy over Ashlee Simpson.

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