Ashton Kutcher

By Michael K Rabbi BS (on purpose typo) probably has bigger publicity whoring plans for Jon. Don't be surprised if Jon changes his name to Jedidiah and starts hanging around with Ashton Kutcher. Does Ed Hardy make Kabbalah bracelets? They will now.

By Michael K Wilmer Valderrama, who is best known for dating every young vagina in Hollywood, will play the title role. Emily Kapnek, one of the executive producers of Hung, will write and direct the show. The real dog whisperer Cesar Milan will serve as one of the producers.

By Michael K Adrianne Curry as Princess Lame-O. Yes, I'll be here all week - Hollywood Tuna John Stamos was just fucking drunk in Australia - Hollywood Rag JLove is a poet - I'm Not Obsessed Can Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher join the Shrek 4 cast? - ICYDK

By Michael K Long before January Jones was on Mad Men, she dated Mr. Demi Moore himself Ashton Kutcher. In the new issue of GQ, January says that Ashton pissed all over her dreams of an acting career by telling her to quit because she was never going to make it.

By Michael K The CW's The Beautiful Life has been taken out back and put down. E! News reports that Mischa Barton's triumphant return to TV was killed after just two episodes. That Ashton Kutcher-produced shit show has the displeasure of being the first death of the new 2009-2010 season. The CW shut down p...

By Michael K Guess who's stomach looks like it's barfing on itself? - Hollywood Rag Avril Lavigne needs a Sharpie - Hollywood Tuna When Rick Astley met Nirvana - Cityrag Ashton Kutcher almost died. And not because Twitter went down for a few seconds - Celebslam

By Michael K If Ashton Kutcher played me. Like, he would be a funnier me. He's a pretty funny guy. But I'm going to say Johnny Depp, just cause I like Johnny Depp and we're just going to get crazy, like. Like Johnny Depp's going to play an older me. Like when I'm older. Cause he's a really cool actor and then I'll see...

By Michael K Okay, okay, some of these hos belonged, but only like 99.999999%. See for yourself. In order: Flat Stanley (with date Ed Westwick), Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Mariska Hargitay, Trudie Styler, Sting, Jon Bon Jovi, Amy Polar Bear, Natasha Bedingfield, Ty Ty Baby, Eva Longwhoria, Ricky Sch...

By Michael K That's Prince Albert above and this blind item is obviously dedicated to his kinky ass. I have no idea with this one. I thought of Ashton Kutcher, but that dick bag isn't exactly A list. Other guesses include Woody Harrleson, Johnny Depp or Jamie Foxx? Which closeted — and married — actor almos...

By Michael K UsWeekly says guests included Bruce's ex-wife Demi Moore, her child Ashton Kutcher, Tater Head and the other Willis fuglets. I'm sure Ashton is creaming douche jelly over this, because he finally has some company at the children's table at Thanksgiving dinner!

By Michael K Welcome to the real word, Asshole Kutcher. Little Ashton Kutcher posted a video this morning of him crying and whining after the construction workers next door woke him from his baby sleep at 7:30 in the morning. Ashy bitched that he's been dealing with it for six months and then called his ne...