Avril Lavigne

By Crabbie(noreply@blogger.com) Avril Lavigne has filed for divorce from that guy whose name I can't spell, citing irreconcilable differences. Their main difference was that Avril wanted to fuck Dole Food billionaire Justin Murdock and the other guy wanted her to fuck only him and the hookers he brought over.

By Crabbie(noreply@blogger.com) Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are through after three years of married life. She dumped him and told him she was leaving him," a source said. "She wants to move on." To bigger and better benders. Avril has already boxed up all Deryck's shit and sent it off to Katrina.