Big Brother

By Schoon

By Flipit and Schoonie Tonight, on the last night of the best season of Big Brother in a loooong time, Renny wins a new wig!... Renny wins a new wig! Memphis, Jessie. We all hate you. PS My boobs are totally real you guys. Meeting adjourned! Word to Renny for breaking script. HEY!!! Punk. He hugged Jessie for HOW LONG?!?

By Schoon I saw you with your pants down, and my soul made that exact same face.... I saw you with your pants down, and my soul made that exact same face. A neutral-toned Julie tells us that it's day 66 in the Big Brother House. She looks pretty classy, except for the fact that she obviously just discovered a sun...

By FozzieBare Unfortunately both Jerry and Keesha believe that Dan and Memphis are at odds with each other. Jerry thinks that Dan is committed to Keesha and therefore descends upon Memphis for a last ditch effort to align himself with a winner. When Jerry comes to Memphis in the bedroom to ask for his vote,...

By FozzieBare Later Memphis is brushing his teeth when Jerry ambles into the bathroom with his hands uncomfortably deep in his mail-order short pockets. After Memphis leaves, Jerry asks Keesha to come and chat with him in head of convalescence room. Once Jerry and Keesha are alone he expresses his frust...

By Schoon Soooo...didn't think I was going to have to call a priest over to my house this evening to exorcise the demon babies from my DVR. Thanks a lot, show.... Soooo...didn't think I was going to have to call a priest over to my house this evening to exorcise the demon babies from my DVR. Thanks a lot, show. After the...

By Schoon Previously on Big Brother, all the jerkfaces were eliminated, and now there are five people left and I really like four of them. That's not how it's supposed to happen on this show! Don't you know I'm supposed to... Previously on Big Brother, all the jerkfaces were eliminated, and now there are...

By Flipit Well said. The bot cuts her off and gets voting underway. Keesha votes against Michelle. Memphis does too. Rerun votes to evict Jerry and then throws a Snickers Bar at the camera. Renny stays with her team and with a "Michelle, I love you dowaling", evicts Michelle. The bot breaks the news to Miche...

By FozzieBare Keesha comes to visit Renny in the HOH room to have another one of their sexy pajama parties. When Keesha asks if Renny is comfortable with her choices Renny says that she likes Ollie and didn't want to see such a sweet piece of dark meat up on the block and that no one should feel safe at this poin...

By Schoon Tonight on Big Brother, Ollie makes out with his greatest fear. CAW! CAW!... Tonight on Big Brother, Ollie makes out with his greatest fear. CAW! CAW! After Libra's eviction, Michelle gloats in the diary room, noting that Libra didn't hug her and she really doesn't give a shit about it. She doesn...

By Schoon Not pictured: jorts. Just like Jay-Z, yo... Not pictured: jorts. Just like Jay-Z, yo After the eviction, Libra tells Michelle that she understands why she was put up. In confessional, she's like "Are you kidding me? I put her in a red unitard, took her Hawaiian trip, and kicked out her showmance,...

By Flipit Later, in the kitchen, Libra plays it smooth. She asks Michelle if she's invited to see the HOH suite, and Michelle says she would be offended if Libra didn't go and it's just a game. Libra applauds that because she feels the same way. WTF? These women are insane. Michelle says that she wants Libr...

By FozzieBare Previously on Big Brother, Jessie entered stage 2: Bargaining.... Previously on Big Brother, Jessie entered stage 2: Bargaining. After the nominations Sunday Jessie is still shocked, SHOCKED, that he was put on the block after he's been nothing nice to himself and has 17-inch arms. Jessie co...

By Flipit Tonight on Big Brother, Keesha gets the opportunity to act like a scheming, vindictive, screeching crazy woman and completely blows it. Thanks a lot, lady! At least we get to see Michelle dance. Keesha: No. No you didn't. Uh, Libra? Stop doing that. Seriously. Stop it. Keesha: Oy gavalt.

By FozzieBare Evictions, evictions You're so delicious I love you more Than all the competitions. It's the Great PumpkinBot, Charlie Brown... Evictions, evictions You're so delicious I love you more Than all the competitions. It's the Great PumpkinBot, Charlie Brown With Dan and Steven on the block we fa...

By Schoon

By FozzieBare I have to apologize up-front for the brevity of the recap, but I had a friend in from out of town this weekend and some very important things to do. Why so serious?... I have to apologize up-front for the brevity of the recap, but I had a friend in from out of town this weekend and some very important t...

By Schoon

By Flipit Jerry gathers everyone for the Veto comp. Reena, Justin and Jerry will be joined by Michelle, April, and Memphis, who wins the faux hawked sunglasses indoors douchebag of the night award. Congrats. You've outdicked Brian for the day.

By Flipit, Schoonie, and FozzieBare Libra Renny Ollie Michelle Angie Keesha Libra, Keesha, Brian and Memphis are let in next. Steven, Jerry, Ollie, and Michelle are let into the house as Renny walks around giving the peace sign and cackling. Flipit: Oh wah, Jessie. Jerry nominates Renny and Jessie for eviction.

By schoonie(schoonie_45@yahoo.com) Julie interviews the houseguests, much of which consists of the Chenbot fulfilling her program directive of making us think that Daniele is compassionate (wrong), Dick is brave (wrong), and Zach has superpowers (wrong). Seriously, is she watching the same show that I am?

By flipit(flipit75@gmail.com) Previously on Big Brother, HOLY CRAP, DOES CHENBOT HAVE A PENIS? And now it's time, finally, to check in on the jury house! It's a beautiful mansion, and the first one to arrive to dirty the pool slide is Dustin. It's inspiring to see that your eviction hasn't made you feel insecure, babe.

By schoonie(schoonie_45@yahoo.com) Previously, on Big Brother: events required me to root for Jameka and Zach, because 1) Jessica and Eric sort of messed up a couple of weeks ago, and 2) America humbly requested that they do so. So now I have to root for the Big Brother equivalent of Whoever Is Playing The Yankees. So thanks. Jerks.

By flipit(flipit75@gmail.com) Previously on Big Brother, Amber left the house early to concentrate on a career in print modeling. Fiesta Used Cars loves you soooooo much!!... Previously on Big Brother, Amber left the house early to concentrate on a career in print modeling. Fiesta Used Cars loves you soooooo much!!

By schoonie(schoonie_45@yahoo.com) The caption is not from the show, it's just etched into the corner of my TV now. Previously, on Big Brother, I went to Lollapalooza for three days, and while I was away, the show got AMAZING. There were... So, here's my question: what happens if Eric gets evicted? Are they going to crown a new Americ...

It all seemed so cut and dry coming into this episode. Jen and Kail were up for eviction and it would be a pretty tough call as to which of these masterpieces would go home on Thursday... But as we've learned, the veto competition can change everything! Will it tonight?

For Sunday, CBS comes in first with Big Brother 8 having 2.4/7. FOX plays a movie and milks the advertisers with Jurassic Park 2 having 1.9/5, which tied with Cold Case. And coming in forth, NBC with Law and Order: SVU having 1.8/5. A break down of the results in nothing but in word format on the jump...

Big beds and tiny chairs. But mostly big beds. The younger, sexed-up, interactive Big Brother 8 premieres next Thursday, July 5th on CBS with an interactive bent, a few new twists-- and a cast whose photos you can see after the jump. In Brother's new bag of tricks, one house guest will be contro...

Big Brother is going balls-out in its return this summer-- literally-- as CBS simultaneously launches an almost-uncensored spin-off series on cable. Big Brother: After Dark will feature a live, unedited feed from the "Big Brother" house, three three hours a night (midnight til 3 am ET/...