Brad Pitt

By Stuart Heritage You see, Brad Pitt has grown a beard. Shocking, we know. But brace yourself, because that’s not quite it. You see, Brad Pitt has grown a slightly ratty beard. It’s so ratty that he’s actually braided it. Now we don’t have the image rights to show you what Brad Pitt’s new beard looks like, so we’ll ha...

By Josh Burt And, rounding off the list of things that make Angelina Jolie considerably less normal than the rest of the world is that she’s a regular bed partner to Brad Pitt. Him a lusted after screen hunk, her seemingly popular in a sexual sense with both men and women. So please, Jolie, don’t say you’re...

By Stuart Heritage Jennifer Aniston has grown tired of promoting her movies with endless barbed attacks on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Jennifer Aniston has grown tired of promoting her movies with endless barbed attacks on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

By Stuart Heritage How do we know that Angelina Jolie is so powerful? Because Forbes magazine says she is. Angelina has made the top spot of Forbes‘ annual Celebrity 100 list, beating off the likes of Oprah Winfrey, Madonna, Bruce Springsteen, Jason Orange out of Take That, Carol Vorderman, the woman off the...

By hecklerspray staff All eyes have been at Cannes this week and if the sight of the bikini clad sleaze wasn’t enough to draw attention to the town, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie swanned in to put the place on the front page. All eyes have been at Cannes this week and if the sight of the bikini clad sleaze wasn’t enough t...

By Stuart Heritage There are currently three schools of thought regarding Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. One is that their marriage is in trouble. There are currently three schools of thought regarding Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. One is that their marriage is in trouble.

By Stuart Heritage Plus, and this is the best news of all, Angelina Jolie is committed to raising her adopted children in a way that constantly reminds them of their origins, and that’s bound to help the cottage industry of expat Burmese Buddhist monks who get paid to be violently beaten by the infant childre...

By Stuart Heritage We thought it was all over, you know. Really we did. The Changeling was released, The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button was released and Marley & Me was released. Like the fools we are, we thought that meant Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston would stop their interminable pis...

By Stuart Heritage “The twins are fine.” That’s it. That’s what Brad Pitt said. The four most important words ever spoken by a human being. “The twins are fine.” Thank god, Brad Pitt has finally grown enough balls to publicly admit that the twins - while not ecstatically happy with their lives - are at least free of a...

By Ian Dransfield This is probably the best example we’ve ever come across. In the ongoing saga of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie ‘having some twins’, you would probably think the ridiculous media hysteria couldn’t get much worse. Well, you’re wrong. Because they’ve finally gone and released pictures of the A...