CSI: Miami

By Dojo Saturday, October 11, 2008 David Caruso: One-Line Absurdity! No, sorry, Sweet Cheeks. It's not the venom-packed vitriolics that you're prone to spew forth like a Linda Blair wannabe. Does your head ever stop spinning? This piece entails a tad bit of thought. You wouldn't be interested. Dav...

By Dojo NOT DAVID CARUSO RELATED: EITHER HOCKEY OR ACTOR. For those who aren't well versed in the dynamics of ice hockey, The Stanley Cup, the championship trophy of the NHL (National Hockey League) is unique in North American sports. The only other sport offering a similar trophy is The Grey Cup of...

By Dojo Dojo's David Caruso Blog! Diffuse, Expose and Undermine Criminal Fugitive Heidimarie Schnitzer, with her DavidCarusoRevealed, DavidCarusoandMe, UglyCreatures blogs, et al, as David Caruso's longtime stalker. This is not a fan site. If you're looking for the salacious, the slander...

By Dojo Thursday, October 9, 2008 David Caruso: Tijuana's Tyrolean Twit ++++++ We thank God daily that Katharina Sophie is far removed from maternal control. While we usually agree that no child should be taken from the mother, there are obviously exceptions. There is no longer any lingering dou...

By Dojo Thursday, October 9, 2008 David Caruso: 10/9/2007 - 10/9/2008! A re-assessment of our mission, our purpose, if you will, to begin our second year. As stated in our heading that mission stands. What follows is our original piece declaring intent. Much has changed in the past year; much has re...

By Dojo Wednesday, October 8, 2008 David Caruso: Calleigh/Eric Chemistry Vid? Feed them pablum; they'll lap it up and beg for more. Perhaps more truth than fiction. That appears to be the premise The Powers That Be at CSI Miami are working under. After several years of titillating teasers between v...

 TN - Which character is David Caruso channeling on CSI Miami? Matt Dillon (James Arness) rescues a kidnapped saloon girl (guest star Shani Wallis) from Comanche ...

Thu Oct 9 01:00 PM A&E An unseen sniper in downtown Miami kills three victims at random, each with a single shot to the head, during morning rush hour. Later, two more victims are shot and Horatio and his crew feel the pressure to find the gunman before he strikes again. Moore: Markus Flana...

 UK - Weekly institution 'CSI: Miami' secured a 12% audience share for Channel Five, as 2.6m tuned to watch David Caruso solve the suspicious death of a nanny. ...

By Dojo Wednesday, October 8, 2008 David Caruso: One-Year Perspectives! As we close out our first year online with this blog, a bit of introspection is in order. Was and is our mission clearly defined? Have we stayed the course? Are our original concepts still viable? Should we make changes? And,...

By Dojo Tuesday, October 7, 2008 David Caruso: HeidiHo's Street Skittling! Have you been skittling with the other street people in the ZN again, HeidiHo? We realize it's a cheap way to get high. It's also a cheap way to get very dead. Don't mix your metaphors or your drugs, an old axiom from a lit teach...

By Dojo Tuesday, October 7, 2008 David Caruso: Dojo's Anniversary! Today is our Anniversary Day. One year ago we decided to take on the obligation of a blog with the following article. Our mission has not changed one iota over the ensuing year: to expose David Caruso's internet stalker. We ran this a...

By Dojo Sunday, October 5, 2008 David Caruso: HeidiHo's Circling the Drain! How long can she circle before she's completely sucked into the black hole of her existence? How long before Tijuana, it's ZN and Revoluccion Blvd. seediness, legal prostitution, row upon row of strip clubs, and daily m...

By Dojo Sunday, October 5, 2008 David Caruso: European Leaders Quibble Over Heidi! Ready for your laugh for the day? This is a great one! We are aware many won't go to TV Guide and many have trouble accessing due to its slowness. This was posted today by Corpuschristie. Careful not to point accusator...

By Dojo How can you tell when someone is obsessed? When does that 'harmless obsession' cease teetering on the edge and tip over into full-blown psychosis? What are the symptoms that the fantasy has overwhelmed reality? At what point does the real world become a distant blur, far removed from the...

By Dojo « CSI: Miami CSI Miami Spoiler Station - 10/4/2008 Thanks to SpoilerTV for making this info available. 7.03 - (10/6/2008) "And How Does That Make You Kill?" Gail O'Grady guest stars. When the daughter of Delko's therapist is murdered, Horatio and the CSI team must find the killer before Delk...

By Dojo Saturday, October 4, 2008 David Caruso: Pre-signed by Pre-design! Imagine if you will an unpleasant encounter with an obsessive psychotic. Without your conscious knowledge, you've managed to offend this individual somehow. Consequently, this profoundly disturbed person has subje...

By Dojo This is Katharina Sophie. She lives in Innsbruck, Austria. We consider Katharina an orphan by abandonment, though she has both a father and a mother. Unfortunately, neither care enough to properly see to her best interests. Though Austria has, through its court systems, a Child Services Br...

By Dojo Friday, October 3, 2008 David Caruso: Friday's Freaky Fragments! HeidiHo, aka Heidimarie Schnitzer, manages to make an obscenity from thin air; i.e., zooming in on David Caruso's crotch for an undetectable protrusion, or a slight skin abrasion (nearly invisible except with extreme ma...

By Dojo Thursday, October 2, 2008 David Caruso: Meet Dixiebabe, Fugitive Stalker! "Dixiebabe" is the name Heidimarie Schnitzer, David Caruso's longtime stalker, currently in hiding in Tijuana with laptop securely in hand, uses on the IMDb Message Boards, primarily the David Caruso and CSI...

By Dojo Thursday, October 2, 2008 David Caruso: Meet TheSlyFox2008, Fugitive Stalker! Heidimarie Schnitzer, aka HeidiHo, aka hundreds of other aliases, has another new name, currently getting quite a bit of play, due to ShowHype. She is now TheSlyFox2008. ShowHype is another Entertainment s...

By Dojo Thursday, October 2, 2008 David Caruso: CSI Miami, et al We've tried to do our homework. We made a concerted effort to view, in addition to the obligatory CSI Miami (no, David, Ann, etc.; we do love the show), CSI NY, Criminal Minds, NCIS, plus various and sundry comedies. We expect to do the sam...

By Dojo Thursday, October 2, 2008 David Caruso: Queen Heidi Schnitzer! HA!! HA!! Every day it's a new self-reflective headline. "CSI for Dummies"? Yes, siree, QB/DC/HH. You are the reigning Champ of the Dummies, HeidiHo. (Who else would denigrate a show she watches, rewatches, watches again, me...

By Dojo Won't Get Fueled Again", Monday's second new episode for "CSI Miami", was a pretty fair romp. With the appetite for the new season somewhat appeased, fans and snarkers alike are running true to form. Both have been preconditioned to either love or hate the show, the episode, or individual c...

By Dojo Wednesday, October 1, 2008 David Caruso: Heather Encounters Heidi Clone! It's apparent David Caruso isn't the only celebrity with a cross to bear in the form of a psychotic. If you've read of Heather Locklear's recent arrest and booking on suspicion of driving under the influence, you'l...

By Dojo Tuesday, September 30, 2008 David Caruso: Willy-Nilly Wanderings! "Won't Get Fueled Again", last night's second new episode for CSI Miami, was a pretty fair romp. With the appetite for the new season somewhat appeased, fans and snarkers alike are running true to form. Both have been prec...

By Lynn The man was not a guest at the party, and no one recognizes the man. Dr. Tara Price, the new Medical Examiner, works on the poor man, as Horatio comes over to introduce himself. She explains the man’s status. Besides being badly burned, he is covered with an accelerant. Cue, pointless one-liner s...

By Dojo Sunday, September 28, 2008 David Caruso: Who's a Criminal Accessory? David Caruso David Caruso: TV Guide Condones Stalker! Aiding and Abetting a criminal in their illegal activities is a criminal offense of assessory to a crime. If the shoe fits........................ These are All taken from Horatiolover's b...

By Dojo Friday, September 26, 2008 David Caruso: Austrian Incites Internet! A poll, initiated by a known fugitive who has already threatened death, invites voters to choose what the voter would do with the three CSI lead actors: William Petersen, David Caruso and Gary Sinise. The only options a...

By Dojo Friday, September 26, 2008 David Caruso and Tijuana's Twaddling Twit! David Caruso, do we really have to beg..............Again? To see, in print, HeidiHo accuse ANYONE of plagiarizing an idea is clearly our laugh for the day. Let's see now. Just in the first few sentences we see "Icon of Idiocy" (plagiar...

By Dojo Friday, September 26, 2008 David Caruso: Illusion vs Deception This sentence, written by anyone with a grasp on reality, might have some teeth. Coming from HeidiHo, aka Heidimarie Schnitzer, it's just another of her self-reflected jokes. Whether this quote is hers (oops, Cole's) or ano...

By noreply@blogger.com (KP) Program Description: WORST WEEK is a comedy about Sam Briggs, an entertainment magazine editor who will do anything to please his girlfriend's parents … but instead becomes a one-man wrecking crew whenever he's around them. Sam (Kyle Bornheimer, "Jericho") and his girlfriend, Melanie Clayton (Erinn Hayes, "Kitchen Confidential"), have only one hurdle left to clear as they start their life together: breaking the news to Mel's conservative parents that they have a wedding in the works and a baby on the way. thingy (Kurtwood Smith, "That '70s Show"), a stern Judge, and his wife Angela (Nancy Lenehan, "My Name is Earl"), are protective of their daughter, and are really trying to let go of the anger they feel toward Sam … after all, disaste...   [read the full post]

By Jen Creer Filed under: Industry, Casting, Reality-FreeLate last week, TV Guide's Michael Ausiello reported that Khandi Alexander is leaving CSI: Miami at the end of the season. Alexander is know for her fierce but tender Medical Examiner alter ego Alexx Woods. There is no word yet about how the cha...

By DarkUFO For the third time this week, I'm bringing you exclusive news about yet another cast shake-up at a hit procedural. This time 'round, the show in question is CSI: Miami and the departing thesp is Khandi Alexander. Meanwhile, Miami's on the prowl for a new medical examiner to succeed Alexande...

By csi.slash@gmail.com Many people followed Eric and Calleigh’s example and treated him harshly, except when Alexx, Frank or Horatio were around. Valera was his only lab tech friend in the whole lab. He didn’t show up to work one day, causing Horatio and Alexx to worry. Eric took his time to get to Ryan’s place, time t...

By csi.slash@gmail.com AUTHOR:  Katrinatoc – Ryan/Kat FANDOM: CSI: Miami/CSI: NY PAIRING: Ryan Wolfe/Don Flack RATING: G SUMMARY:  Ryan knows how to get Don to let go DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters from CSI: Miami or CSI: NY... But I really wish I did... then they’d perform for us all.... *drools*

By DarkUFO Please note that the above plot details have not been confirmed by CBS, Alliance Atlantis or Bruckheimer Films, and until such time you should treat this information as you would any other rumour. The above information comes from early script drafts and the details of the episodes are lia...

By csi.slash@gmail.com Fandoms: CSI: Miami; CSI: NY Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from CSI: Miami or CSI: NY... But I really wish I did... then they’d perform for us all.... *drools* A/N: Prompt from  tanzensiemit  - CSI: NY/CSI: Miami - Don Flack Jr./ Ryan Wolfe - You Deserve Better (slash) Kat/Ryan

By csi.slash@gmail.com Author – alligator138 Title – Yesterday’s Clothes – Chapter 1/6 – Frank Fandom – CSI:Miami Pairing – Ryan/Eric Category – pre-slash, first time, romance Rating – PG-13 Summary – Frank is confused… Spoilers – for Curse of the Coffin Disclaimer – Not mine. *sulks*

By csi.slash@gmail.com This came in a sudden flash of inspiration, as soon as I understood what Eric meant by “Wolverine”.  How could I resist that?  Author – alligator138 Title – Wolverine Fandom – CSI:Miami Pairing – Eric/Ryan Summary – Ryan finds he’s fallen prey to an old habit… Rating – R – to be safe

By csi.slash@gmail.com Title: Evasive Maneuvers Rating: PG-13 Word Count: 1,065 Fandom/Claim: CSI: Miami Characters: Eric Delko, Ryan Wolfe Prompt: Table 7 - Fluff 07. Blush Warnings/Spoilers: Just something Ryan once said in ‘Nailed’, defiantly one of my more favorite quotes…

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By csi.slash@gmail.com Title: Let Me Be Rating: PG-13 Word Count: 669 Fandom/Claim: CSI: Miami Characters: Eric Delko, Ryan Wolfe Prompt: Table 7 - Fluff 03. Touch Warnings/Spoilers: Can we even count mentions of 'Nailed' as spoilers anymore? Disclaimer: These boys ain't mine...you'd know if they were *grin*

By Bob Sassone There are only two new shows so far that have shown any strength: Bionic Woman and Private Practice. Of course, they've only had one episode each, less than a week ago, so who knows if those numbers are even solid? Returning shows, such as Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, and CSI: Miam...

By Sarah, CBB News Editor CSI: Miami star David Caruso, 51, and his girlfriend Liza Marquez, who is expecting their next child in few weeks, were spotted playing with their son Marquez Anthony, who just turned 2, in a Los Angeles park over the weekend. ...

By csi.slash@gmail.com Fandom/Claim: CSI: Miami [General Series] Characters: Tim Speedle/Ryan Wolfe Disclaimer: If I owned this, Speed wouldn’t have died when Rory Cochrane asked to be written out of the show, he simply would have moved back to New York…

By csi.slash@gmail.com Fandom: CSI: Miami Title: Nightmare Author: wishmaster_kami Word Count 2260 Spoilers: None Rating: PG Pairing: Ryan Wolfe x Eric Delko Summary: Ryan's been having nightmares and is falling apart. Alexx intervines in that way that she does.

By csi.slash@gmail.com This is set after my other Delko/Horatio fic (which took place post Marisol's death), but no where in particular. By this point in the relationship, the two of them have moved in together in a new apartment. Anyway, enjoy! Horatio Caine was ~so~ much kinkier that people would ever imagine.

By csi.slash@gmail.com Fandom: CSI: Miami Title: Answers Author: homo_genius A.K.A. pikapika217 Category: Angst/Romance Spoilers: set after Marisol's death Rating: R Pairing: Horatio Caine/Eric Delko

By csi.slash@gmail.com Type your cut contents here. The next morning Horatio was at the lab early, wanting to get some of his paperwork out of the way. He had been neglecting it for the past couple days, and now he was paying for it. Three huge stacks of reports sat on his desk awaiting his signature. He got started an...

By David Desjardins Moving up on the list is CSI: MIAMI. Here I thought they couldn’t do wrong. Its Miami, most likely the most corrupt city in North America and it’s pretty, it’s sunny, and it’s got beaches, surf, the whole nine yards. When I started watching Miami, it was a feast. It basically copied the recipe fro...