Californication

By range Becca is being a difficult teenager. Karen swipes her cell phone away. Karen says that Becca should live with her permanently. Hank supposes that he’s coming with Becca to NYC, but from Karen’s looks, it means that she’s involved with someone else. The next morning, Karen breaks the news to Be...

By range Californication title card, via Wikipedia Flaz and Hank go to a party, thanks to Runkle. They meet Sue’s husband, who is in a wheel chair. Marcy wants to screw in Sue’s house. Runkle tells Marcy about the STDs. She knocks him on the kisser. She runs off with his car.

By range Sue wants to pimp out Moody to some high-powered older women to make him attractive to Hollywood again. Hank takes Becca shopping. Hank doesn’t want to buy her $200 jeans. Felicia drops Chelsea off. They take Becca shopping. Runkle makes another play for Marcie, and she capitulates.

By range Runkle tries to talk to Marcie about signing a big fish, but it doesn’t go anywhere. His boss, played disgustingly by Kathleen Turner, makes incredibly vomit-inducing passes at Runkle, that border on sexual abuse. Runkle bunks at Moody’s.

By range Hank has decided taking the teaching gig. He is having dinner with Runkle, Marcie, and Becca. Becca is busy texting. Runkle is trying to make his play for Marcie, but it’s falling on deaf ears. A tall, black dude comes to pick up Marcie for a date.

By range Runkle is meeting Marcie’s lawyer. Runkle has financial problems. He decides to move back in. She is trying to screw him. It’s like getting hit on by an old man. Runkle comes to see Marcie at their house. He’s drunk and wants another shot. Hank calls Karen. She just came home from a date.

By range Charlie talks with Marcy. She doesn’t want anything to do with him. Karen leaves for NYC. Becca and Hank stay in LA for now. They walk on the pier and meet Michelle, the surfer chick. Hank is tempted and Michelle gives him a smooch and leaves.

By range Meanwhile, Becca is upset that they aren’t telling her what’s going on. Hank is all moody with Charlie. Ashby phones and Hank ignores him. Ashby drops by to see Karen. He wants to see Moody. Hank comes back and sees Ashby. He runs after him and wants to kiss his ass. They have a little mock fight. Hank mi...

By range Karen comes back from shopping. Hank proposes to Karen. She doesn't know what to say. She doesn't say anything, she just kisses him. They are having a dinner tonight. Mia is around. Becca's friend Damian comes by. Charlie and Marcy dropped some E and are making out in Hank's hallway.

By range It’s the season premiere of Californication, and it starts surprisingly. The show was very quickly renewed for a new season. Hank is very happy that Karen is with him. He enjoys feeling her up in the morning. Mia drops by. Becca isn't thrilled about the school uniform that she has to wear.

By range Hank has lost the only copy of his new novella. Guess whose got a copy? (more…)