Celine Dion

By Michael K Back in August, Celine and René announced that they were expecting their second child after undergoing in vitro fertilization treatment. Celine spoke openly about how she had her embryos frozen in liquid nitrogen shortly after the birth of her son Rene-Charles. Celine was due in May. :(

By Michael K Their first baby friend, (roll your Rs if you know what's good for you) Rene-Charles, is already 8 years old. While researching this story (BECAUSE I'M A SERIOUS JOURNALIST!!!), I googled "Celine Dion baby" and this is the first picture that came up:

By Michael K Why is the fugliest Kardashian in Maxim? - Egotastic! Public Indecency: Twit and Twat rubbing on one another in a Levitz or some place like that - Hollywood Tuna This is like the plot of a late 80s comedy: Celine Dion is planning to buy a Canadian hockey team - Lainey Gossip

By Michael K Below is a video of Celine Dion on the French version of American Idol called "Star Academy." Celine was on this past Friday to help announce the finalists. Celine helped announce them the only way she knows how, by screeching and hollering like a cow getting branded. This shit is bizarre. Towa...

By Michael K Celine Dion played her final show last night in Las Vegas. Celine began her run 5 years ago and ended with a kiss from her 150-year-old husband and her 7-year-old daughter...I mean son.   Celine's "A New Day Show" has grossed more than $400 million. Bette Midler will begin her sit down in February. C...

By Michael K Celine Dion and Rene-Charles grace the cover of  Hello! Magazine. Ok, homegirl...I mean homeboy only looks like a chick, because of the hair. Other than, he looks like a boy and not a bad looking boy either. Celine is airbrushed to the extreme.  

By Michael K American Idol promised us "music history" with a duet between two mega-stars last night. What we got was a crazy bird performing next to a cheap hologram. I've seriously seen more realistic effects from "Land of the Lost." That being said, Celine Dion wasn't annoying and I sort of enjoyed her...