Chuck Norris

By Miguel Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.

The movie is Lone Wolf McQuade. Chuck Norris buried alive in his pick up truck - he looks defeated... Is this the end of Chuck? No way, grabbing a Miller from the passenger seat, Chuck busts open the can and gives himself a baptism of beer that gives him the strength to slam his foot on the accelerat...

By Jenny Schug It’s a Photoshopped image of Bieber kneeling next to a crouching Norris, with a speech bubble coming out of Bieber’s mouth saying, “Buy ‘Baby.’ Chuck Norris says you should!” The Norris image is a fantastic “Walker: Texas Ranger”-era picture that shows him in all of his Chuck Norris glory.

By JJRC Next, we have Chuck Norris.   Chuck Norris?!  The guy who can cure cancer with his tears?  He’s selling me the Total Gym.  I can sort of see Mr. T having to sell crap on TV…. and Montel Williams needs to pay the bills somehow, but Chuchk Norris!?  Google “Find Chuck Norris” and click I’m feeling Luc...

By Josh Famous political pundit and columnist Chuck Norris is at it again. Of course what Chuck Norris meant is that it doesn’t make sense to people who aren’t Chuck Norris. Famous political pundit and columnist Chuck Norris is at it again. His newest insane rant actually b

By Eric The new Karate Kid trailer reminded me how cool the martial arts were. But really, they’re so not cool. It’s like an ouroboros of cool. Rubber nunchucks (rubba-chuks) are the last thing I would ever want but also the first thing I would want dates to see. Like I wouldn’t bring them inside the hous...

By codecrackx15 Let’s just get this out of the way right up front.  Steven Seagal could kick your ass if he so chose to do so, but he won’t because he’s  a practitioner of the peaceful way. That means all of you Chuck Norris fans out there… The only reason Chuck Norris can keep his claim to fame is because Steven is...

Chuck Norris has been an action movie star, a television star and a martial arts master and teacher. ...

By Josh Yes, bravo Chuck Norris! Bravo! You’re asking the questions only an insane person would ask. Congratulations on that. Of course, this was no rhetorical question from Chuck Norris. Oh no. He has answers! Gah! What’s this!? Apparently noted thinker and famous Mike Huckabee supporter Chuck N...

From Bruce Lee's Asian-dominated high energy action films, to the north American styles of Chuck Norris flicks, movie viewers are fascinated by the ...

By lkinthelou All in all, my conclusion is that Seagal secretly wants to be Chuck Norris. He has the martial arts training, he had a failed movie career, so now he’s pursuing television with the hopes that those watching will find him just as fascinating as he finds himself. Before long he will be telling hi...

In 1969, Chuck Norris won Karate's Triple Crown for the most tournament wins of the year, and the Fighter of the Year award by Black Belt Magazine. ... Time Warp Battle: 2006 Chuck Liddell Would Turn Chuck Norris into a JokeBleacher Report all 2 news articles »

Vander Plaats Campaign: Norris event shows campaign's broader appeal NAVASOTA, Texas – Sioux City businessman Bob Vander Plaats said today that the support of actor Chuck Norris and his wife Gena provide his campaign with a ... Chuck Norris teams with Vander PlaatsWaterloo Cedar Falls Co...

Examiner.com Chuck Norris is here with his wife Gena, who makes us both look good. Good to see you guys. It's been a long time. Good to see you, my friend. ... New iPhone Game: Chuck Norris Bring on the PainMobileTechReview.com all 7 news articles »

In a segment titled "Chuck and Gena Norris on American Politics" Sean Hannity asks Norris if he would ever consider runnning for the US Senate. ...

By Kevin Roberts You say, “That was Bruce, and he’s bad ass in his own right”, but did you know about Chuck’s humiliating loses to Joe Lewis and Allen Steen?  Did you know about his loss to Louis Delgado. On November 24, 1968? Toilet Paper of Chuck Norris

By Bob Patterson …he joined the United States Air Force as a Military Policeman. He was sent to Osan Air Base in South Korea, where he acquired his nickname ‘Chuck’ and soon became interested in martial arts. He began training in the Asian form of Tang Soo Do.

By thekuntawman When I was 18 years old, I read a book by one of my boyhood heroes, Master Chuck Norris.  It was called Secret of Inner Strength. This book really changed how I viewed Master Norris, and how I developed as a martial artist. When I was 18 years old, I read a book by one of my boyhood heroes, Master Chuc...

By Bob Patterson The Chuck Norris Challenge History according to Chuck Norris Chuck Norris on the modern Tea Party: Therefore, all I can do is pose this question: Why does Chuck Norris hate America? BCP Dojo Rat started to make political hay of our old friend, Chuck Norris. After leaving a few comment

By Gypsy So here’s what the specific implementation plan of Obamacare comes down to: "Trust government." A friend of mine who is a California Highway Patrol officer says, "In God we trust; all others we search." And that includes government.

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Headlined and produced by Chuck Norris, that law enforcement series spent eight seasons (1993-2001) airing Saturday nights on CBS. It's the show most evoked by the DVD's cover art, which features shattered glass in front of a clenched fist. ...

By 84rules Chuck Norris, writing for Town Hall notes a few things: More: So, why hasn’t our new president shown any regard for any religion except Islam? Chuck Norris isn’t afraid to ask the following question: Is Obama Afraid Of The J-Word? Chuck Norris TownHall.com April 7, 2009

By Mike Reynolds To add the icing to the political cake, Chuck Norris is now opting to become President of Texas. Yes, with less ambitions than Boone, he wants Texas to leave the nation and honor him as being their new Executive Officer. Shades of Santa Anna! I can almost imagine his cabinet.

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 - Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed with a chain saw. So says the 2009 Chuck Norris Calendar that's hanging on my wall. That confession raises two obvious ...

 SD - That doesn't mean that he moved like Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris. He was simply ready for the next challenge. "There's a misconception that you see a black ...

 CA - Sure, it’s reminiscent of action movies of the Reagan era such as Delta Force, Invasion USA, and other Chuck Norris films but the reality is that these are ...

By The Huffington Post News Editors Huckabee-supporting martial artist Chuck Norris has written his latest column for townhall.com on the passage of Prop 8 in California, calling demonstrations in its wake "anarchy." The article, entitled "If Democracy Doesn't Work, Try Anarchy," ends with the following:

By Megan Hillary Clinton has not agreed to be Obama's Secretary of State even if she is officially offered it. [Politico] She has, however, been asked to head Ted Kennedy's health reform task force next year. [The Hill] Mr. Jowls will remain the Chairman of the Committee on Homeland Security. Jane Ham...

By The Huffington Post News Editors Chuck Norris sure hasn't mellowed since barnstorming for Mike Huckabee back in the spring (and warning that John McCain might drop dead at any moment). In his latest column, he boasts about working for Prop 8 in California to ban gay marriage, then adds: "And as far as the presidential race...

Over at Eat the Press Rachel Sklar picks up on a "ridiculous...slanderous to potentially dangerous" episode of former Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee's new Fox show Huckabee. In one segment Huckabee speaks with noted financial expert Chuck Norris about how the recent collapse on Wa...

Among a string of tall tales, Huckabee floated the nutty -- and irresponsible -- notion that an "economic terrorist" has been at work to cause the world market collapse. In whose interest? He didn't say. That unified conspiracy theory hasn't been perfected yet. Stay tuned for next week's sh...

By Dominick I used to watch Walker, Texas Ranger with my dad when he was alive. My dad was a huge fan of martial arts films. One of his favorite American martial arts experts/actors was Chuck Norris. Needless to say, we both were huge fans of the ...

By trinfaneb As does this one. --"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Nash Bridges and Walker, Texas Ranger. The story should use gay relationships as a plot device!" None of those Chuck Norris facts mentioned he was gay! ...

By STV 1. Chuck Norris didn't care enough. We already know that Denzel Washington and Woody Harrelson did their parts to reinforce Snipes's character as zero hour. But what did Chuck Norris do besides simply lend his name to his karate-school business partner's half-assed statement of support?...

By ronbrown If anyone can get to the root cause of school shootings it's Chuck Norris! … Spot on! You kick ass, Chuck Norris! Hat Tip: The Friendly Atheist If anyone can get to the root cause of school shootings it’s Chuck Norris! Here’s how Chuck breaks the NIU

By washedandforgiven Chuck Norris is like Paul Bunyan, except he's real. The agent of Chuck Norris asked Chuck if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. Chuck Norris' agent has been missing for almost 2 years now. Never ask Chuck Norris to be in a gay cowboy movie.

By aginsberg The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints responds to Chuck Norris' endorsement of Mike Huckabee: How could you Chuck? We supported you throughout your career. We've watched all 99 episodes of Walker: Texas Ranger and this how you ...

By Nick Douglas Chuck Norris Facts < Vin Diesel Facts When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket." If you've seen the gun-and-bucket joke as a Chuck Norris fact, that's because it was stolen.

Chuck Norris gets no kick out of Book subscription), WA - Dec 28, 2007 The “Walker: Texas Ranger” actor and martial arts phenom recently filed a lawsuit against Penguin, the company that published “The Truth About Chuck Norris: ...

Chuck Norris NEW YORK (AP) - Trading karate chops for lawyers, tough guy actor Chuck Norris is taking on a new book titled ''The Truth About Chuck Norris,'' saying it's a big lie and he wants to stop its distribution. => Read more!

By troutbumtodd@gmail.com Trading karate chops for lawyers, tough guy actor Chuck Norris is taking on a new book titled “The Truth About Chuck Norris,” saying it’sa big lie and he wants to stop its distribution. Some kids piss their name in the snow. ...

Chuck Norris aims to start a fight  OK - After I finished eight years of 'Walker, Texas Ranger' I started rethinking the league and the team concept." This "team concept" is what sets Norris' WCL ...

By Ed Darrell Chuck Norris’s brain waves could be picked up on a transistor radio — nobody knows because he doesn’t think.This must be a television advertising spot, but I hope it’s not rated as a public service spot, since it encourages stupidity and illegal school board actions.

By CitizenOfTheWorld I've been researching Mike Huckabee for a while. I am a woman and a person of color and am switching parties ASAP. But I digress... I think I am going with Chuck Norris on this one. I'm young too so I'll try to get some young people interested in this guy.

By T. Rigney The very idea that these stupendous United States could be so easily invaded by a foreign terrorist organization is a frightening one, especially in this paranoid day and age. Invasion USA proves, if nothing else, that the American people shouldn't worry their pretty little heads about...

The premise for Walker isn't all that far removed from that of any other cop/law enforcement show. Chuck Norris plays a Texas Ranger operating in the Dallas area named Cordell Walker who deals with the world's problems very much like a cowboy would... a cowboy with a penchant for kicking peopl...

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris. Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.