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Rate RE: Margot Kidder was buried alive...

Original at Ain't It Cool News external link    Sat, Jun 27

whilst still in her car in Superman. Unlike Chuck Norris in Lone Wolf McQuade, she was unable to drive back out the ground and dies. Fortunately for her, the Man of Steel flies very fast around the world in different directions and somehow turns back time to save her...

Rate RE: Chuck Norris was buried alive...

Original at Ain't It Cool News external link    Sat, Jun 27

whilst still inside his truck in Lone Wolf McQuade. He wakes up and just drives back out of the ground, so he can hunt down and kill David Carradine.

Rate Clemens senior earns perfect attendance award

Original at San Antonio Express external link    Wed, Jun 17

 TX “When I was younger, I watched 'Walker, Texas Ranger,'” said Bush, referring to the show starring Chuck Norris, who played a Texas Ranger. Bush said he had a lot in common with the character played by Norris, who is a martial arts expert. ...

Rate FACT! Fish!

Original at CMM external link    Wed, Jun 17

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Rate Child star making up 'Lost' time

Original at journalgazette.net external link    Sun, Jun 14

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MiamiHerald.com  IN In 1973, he earned his black belt in karate at age 9 at the Chuck Norris karate school. “I went on 'The Tonight Show' with Chuck, and I flipped Johnny Carson,” Paley said. “Going on that show at that age and that time, that was like an out-of-body ...

Rate Chuck Norris endorses Vander Plaats

Original at Iowa Independent external link    Fri, Jun 12

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The Norris endorsement comes just days after former Arkansas governor and Iowa Caucus winner Mike Huckabee formally endorsed Vander Plaats at a fundraiser in Spirit Lake. Norris was a big supporter of Huckabee's presidential campaign. ...

Rate Roy Moore Gets Round House Kick of Support From Actor Norris

Original at WAAY external link    Thu, Jun 11

 AL TV tough guy Chuck Norris has announced his support for the former Alabama Chief Justice in his campaign to be Alabama's next Governor. Norris posted messages on Moore's Twitter and Facebook pages saying that Moore was "an amigo who fights for America. ...

Rate William Sanderson

Original at A.V. Club external link    Wed, Jun 10

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Those Chuck Norris shows, like Walker, Texas Ranger, I think they come from Lone Wolf McQuade. In that role, even though it may not go in the archives, ... and more »

Rate 3 Amigos Who Fight for America

Original at Town Hall external link    Mon, Jun 8

 DC by Chuck Norris Unfortunately, too many of our public representatives have been corrupted by power and greed or have been pleasing the masses instead of upholding the Constitution and our Founders' vision for America. That is why Gore Vidal once ...

Rate Hendersonville Taekwondo expert makes Hall of Fame

Original at BlueRidgeNow.com external link    Sun, Jun 7

 NC During the mid-1970s, Smith met another martial arts legend: TV and film star Chuck Norris. He warmed up with Norris at martial arts tournaments and even sparred with him. “He was a very quiet guy, a very nice guy,” Smith says of Norris. ...

Year 2009

 

Rate In search of Cha-Ka: A former monkey-boy revists 'Land of the Lost'

Original at latimesblogs.latimes.com external link    Fri, Jun 5

 CA Then in 1973, he earned his black belt in karate at the tender age of 9 at the Chuck Norris karate school in Encino, an accomplishment that made him a bit of a celebrity. “I went on 'The Tonight Show' with Chuck and I flipped Johnny Carson,” said Paley ...

Rate Heeere's Conan!

Original at Columbus Dispatch external link    Mon, Jun 1

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 OH Walker, Texas Ranger lever: O'Brien uses the device to activate video clips of Chuck Norris (above) unleashing his fists and feet of fury. The first episode of Late Night With Conan O'Brien, in 1993, opened with a skit in which the relatively unknown ...

Rate Conan O'Brien's funniest momentsVideo included in this story.  Click to view.

Original at Metromix external link    Thu, May 28

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Of course, Conan then created a lever that, when pulled, would play a random 10-second clip of Chuck Norris in action as Walker. The inaugural launch of the lever involved clips of a woman staring at Norris's backside and Norris jumping out of a ...

Rate How To: Oblivion: Young Chuck norris is Born Music VideoVideo included in this story.  Click to view.

Original at YouTube external link    Sat, May 23

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Rate Ranger Rich: Dealing with Texans

Original at Colorado Springs Independent external link    Fri, May 8

 CO Actor" Chuck Norris, who has been in dozens of "movies," says when Texas forms its own nation he is ready to be its president. That story broke on CNN, causing viewers to write e-mail comments in which they voiced opinions on Texas and Norris but in ...

Rate Bruce Lee Pacquiao Vs. Chuck Norris Hatton?

Original at The Sweet Science external link    Wed, Apr 29

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Pacman's upcoming battle with Hatton can be equated to the epic battle shown on Way of the Dragon with Lee and Chuck Norris in the Coliseum in Rome: two iconoclastic warriors with different styles and prodigious fan bases. Bruce Lee had that same kind ...

Rate Why Bob Barker never became a porn star!

Original at blogs.palmbeachpost.com external link    Thu, Apr 23

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Q: I didn't know you were once a martial arts student and trained with Chuck Norris. How'd you get into martial arts? A: Chuck was on Truth or Consequences and did a karate demonstration. I was so impressed, I started taking lessons from him. ...

Rate Chuck Norris: Barack Obama And The "J" Word

Original at 84rules (WordPress) external link    Tue, Apr 7

By 84rules Chuck Norris, writing for Town Hall notes a few things: More: So, why hasn’t our new president shown any regard for any religion except Islam? Chuck Norris isn’t afraid to ask the following question: Is Obama Afraid Of The J-Word? Chuck Norris TownHall.com April 7, 2009

Rate Chuck Norris, Hosting Tea Parties, and Pat Boone For Entertainment

Original at obadiah1317 (WordPress) external link    Tue, Mar 17

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By Mike Reynolds To add the icing to the political cake, Chuck Norris is now opting to become President of Texas. Yes, with less ambitions than Boone, he wants Texas to leave the nation and honor him as being their new Executive Officer. Shades of Santa Anna! I can almost imagine his cabinet.

Rate Will Chuck run for President---of Texas?!Video included in this story.  Click to view.

Original at tpzoo (WordPress) external link    Thu, Mar 12

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By nwmuse So, up-Chuck Norris would like to run for “President of Texas”.  (Huh..?) NORRIS: It was slower, yeah. NORRIS: Oh, yeah. NORRIS: I may run for president of Texas. (Laughing).[...] So, up-Chuck Norris would like to run for “President of Texas

Rate Chuck Norris for president … of Texas

Original at CNN Political Ticker external link    Thu, Mar 12    4 related articles

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By laurkorn If the State of Texas ever left the Union, Chuck Norris is interested in being president of the ne If the State of Texas ever left the Union, Chuck Norris is interested in being president of the ne

Rate Chuck Norris to Run for President of Texas

Original at AOL News Newsbloggers external link    Tue, Mar 10

 VA By Dylan and Ethan Ris Chuck Norris, heady from his recent success as political kingmaker (if Mike Huckabee's third place finish in the Republican primaries makes him "king") is now speculating about a political run of his own . ...

Rate UltimateDisney.com and DVDizzy.com:

Original at Ultimate Disney external link    Sun, Feb 15

 - Walker, Texas Ranger" - Spend nearly twenty hours with Chuck Norris as he enforces law in Dallas with his fists and feet. • You're a Good Sport, ...

Rate WTF is up with Chuck Norris?Video included in this story.  Click to view.

Original at http external link    Tue, Feb 3

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By Chief Racka You know, I’ve never been a fan of the dude. Even as a young kid, he always struck me as a sort of a fraud; not because he was a white man doing the Asian man’s martial arts -not consciously anyway. But, he always struck me as cheesy; a Steven Segal before Steven Segal was Steven Segal. And it’s a damn...

Rate Father Chuck Norris had many sons e.g. Tiger Power!!!

Original at http external link    Thu, Jan 29    2 related articles

By ukwelii Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

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Original at YouTube external link    Tue, Jan 27

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By rss@youtube.com (cristianInz) aqui les dejo verdades sobre don Chuck Author: cristianInz Keywords: cristianInz loquendo verdades sobre Chuck Norris tts director ilimitado tex aloud jorge tutorial humor chuck norris Added: January 27, 2009

Rate Walker, Texas Ranger: The Sixth Season DVD Review

Original at Ultimate Disney external link    Sun, Jan 18

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 - Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed with a chain saw. So says the 2009 Chuck Norris Calendar that's hanging on my wall. That confession raises two obvious ...

Rate The Karate Kid

Original at Sioux Falls Argus Leader external link    Sun, Jan 11

 SD - That doesn't mean that he moved like Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris. He was simply ready for the next challenge. "There's a misconception that you see a black ...

Rate TV REVIEW- 24: REDEMPTION

Original at Comics2Film external link    Tue, Nov 25

 CA - Sure, it’s reminiscent of action movies of the Reagan era such as Delta Force, Invasion USA, and other Chuck Norris films but the reality is that these are ...

Rate Chuck Norris Likens Prop 8 Fight To Anarchy

Original at Huffington Post external link    Tue, Nov 18

By The Huffington Post News Editors Huckabee-supporting martial artist Chuck Norris has written his latest column for townhall.com on the passage of Prop 8 in California, calling demonstrations in its wake "anarchy." The article, entitled "If Democracy Doesn't Work, Try Anarchy," ends with the following:

Rate Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line [News Roundup]

Original at Jezebel external link    Tue, Nov 18

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By Megan Hillary Clinton has not agreed to be Obama's Secretary of State even if she is officially offered it. [Politico] She has, however, been asked to head Ted Kennedy's health reform task force next year. [The Hill] Mr. Jowls will remain the Chairman of the Committee on Homeland Security. Jane Ham...

Rate Chuck Norris: Obama Out To Steal Your Wallet

Original at Huffington Post external link    Mon, Nov 10

By The Huffington Post News Editors Chuck Norris sure hasn't mellowed since barnstorming for Mike Huckabee back in the spring (and warning that John McCain might drop dead at any moment). In his latest column, he boasts about working for Prop 8 in California to ban gay marriage, then adds: "And as far as the presidential race...

Rate B. S. alert

Original at Arkansas Times external link    Sun, Oct 12

Among a string of tall tales, Huckabee floated the nutty -- and irresponsible -- notion that an "economic terrorist" has been at work to cause the world market collapse. In whose interest? He didn't say. That unified conspiracy theory hasn't been perfected yet. Stay tuned for next week's sh...

Rate DVD Review: Walker, Texas Ranger: The Complete Fifth Season

Original at LI Reviews external link    Thu, Jul 3

By Dominick I used to watch Walker, Texas Ranger with my dad when he was alive. My dad was a huge fan of martial arts films. One of his favorite American martial arts experts/actors was Chuck Norris. Needless to say, we both were huge fans of the ...

Rate Having fun with the terrible crossover fanfiction story generator

Original at Trinfan's LiveJournal external link    Sun, May 4

By trinfaneb As does this one. --"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Nash Bridges and Walker, Texas Ranger. The story should use gay relationships as a plot device!" None of those Chuck Norris facts mentioned he was gay! ...

Rate 'The Chuck Norris Factor,' and Other Weaknesses in Wesley Snipes's Defense

Original at Defamer external link    Fri, Apr 25

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By STV 1. Chuck Norris didn't care enough. We already know that Denzel Washington and Woody Harrelson did their parts to reinforce Snipes's character as zero hour. But what did Chuck Norris do besides simply lend his name to his karate-school business partner's half-assed statement of support?...

Rate Fair Grounds transformed in future world for 'Tekken' - Shreveport Times

Original at Shreveport Times external link    Mon, Apr 7

Fair Grounds transformed in future world for 'Tekken'  LA - Despite a long resume, Norris is perhaps best known for working nine seasons on "Walker, Texas Ranger" with his famous father, Chuck Norris. ...

Rate Chuck Norris' delusional speculations on the NIU shootings

Original at theframeproblem (WordPress) external link    Thu, Feb 21

By ronbrown If anyone can get to the root cause of school shootings it's Chuck Norris! … Spot on! You kick ass, Chuck Norris! Hat Tip: The Friendly Atheist If anyone can get to the root cause of school shootings it’s Chuck Norris! Here’s how Chuck breaks the NIU

Rate A Little Absurdity

Original at All Politics Is Local external link    Wed, Jan 30

By aginsberg The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints responds to Chuck Norris' endorsement of Mike Huckabee: How could you Chuck? We supported you throughout your career. We've watched all 99 episodes of Walker: Texas Ranger and this how you ...

Rate Podcast: Behind Every Internet Meme Is A Better One You Never SawVideo included in this story.  Click to view.

Original at Gawker external link    Sat, Jan 19

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By Nick Douglas Chuck Norris Facts < Vin Diesel Facts When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket." If you've seen the gun-and-bucket joke as a Chuck Norris fact, that's because it was stolen.

Year 2007

 

Rate Chuck Norris gets no kick out of Book - TheNewsTribune.com (subscription)

Original at TheNewsTribune.com external link    Fri, Dec 28

Chuck Norris gets no kick out of Book subscription), WA - Dec 28, 2007 The “Walker: Texas Ranger” actor and martial arts phenom recently filed a lawsuit against Penguin, the company that published “The Truth About Chuck Norris: ...

Rate In New York Lawsuit, Chuck Norris Gets Tough With Publisher Of New ...

Original at Starpulse.com external link    Sat, Dec 22

Chuck Norris NEW YORK (AP) - Trading karate chops for lawyers, tough guy actor Chuck Norris is taking on a new book titled ''The Truth About Chuck Norris,'' saying it's a big lie and he wants to stop its distribution. => Read more!

Rate Chuck Norris doesn't find Chuck Norris facts as lies he finds The ...

Original at sondrak.com external link    Fri, Dec 21

By troutbumtodd@gmail.com Trading karate chops for lawyers, tough guy actor Chuck Norris is taking on a new book titled “The Truth About Chuck Norris,” saying it’sa big lie and he wants to stop its distribution. Some kids piss their name in the snow. ...

Rate Chuck Norris aims to start a fight - Tulsa World

Original at Tulsa World external link    Thu, Dec 13

Chuck Norris aims to start a fight  OK - After I finished eight years of 'Walker, Texas Ranger' I started rethinking the league and the team concept." This "team concept" is what sets Norris' WCL ...

Rate Constitution survives Chuck Norris roundhouse kickVideo included in this story.  Click to view.

Original at timpanogos (WordPress) external link    Mon, Nov 19

By Ed Darrell Chuck Norris’s brain waves could be picked up on a transistor radio — nobody knows because he doesn’t think.This must be a television advertising spot, but I hope it’s not rated as a public service spot, since it encourages stupidity and illegal school board actions.

Rate Thank you, Chuck Norris! Part 2

Original at firstread.msnbc.msn.com external link    Sat, Nov 17

By CitizenOfTheWorld I've been researching Mike Huckabee for a while. I am a woman and a person of color and am switching parties ASAP. But I digress... I think I am going with Chuck Norris on this one. I'm young too so I'll try to get some young people interested in this guy.

Rate Movie Review: Invasion USA

Original at Blogcritics external link    Thu, Jun 14

By T. Rigney The very idea that these stupendous United States could be so easily invaded by a foreign terrorist organization is a frightening one, especially in this paranoid day and age. Invasion USA proves, if nothing else, that the American people shouldn't worry their pretty little heads about...

Rate Walker, Texas Ranger - The Complete Third Season

Original at DVD Talk external link    Wed, Jun 6

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The premise for Walker isn't all that far removed from that of any other cop/law enforcement show. Chuck Norris plays a Texas Ranger operating in the Dallas area named Cordell Walker who deals with the world's problems very much like a cowboy would... a cowboy with a penchant for kicking peopl...

Rate B-Movie of the Week: Breaker! Breaker!

Original at Blogcritics external link    Tue, May 29

By T. Rigney Breaker! Breaker! is without a doubt my all-time favorite Chuck Norris movie, far surpassing both Invasion USA and Code of Silence in terms of pure, unadulterated cheesy action mayhem. It's the quintessential '70s American martial arts picture, a painfully shallow excuse to throw 90 m...

Year 2006

 

Rate ROFLMAO. Facts about Chuck Norris

Original at AngryFish's Last.fm Journal external link    Thu, Jan 12

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris. Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.

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