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Rate Chuck Norris Facts

Original at pitv (WordPress) external link    Fri, Jan 29

By Miguel Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.

Rate Re: Favorite moments showing a hero's indestructibility?

Original at imdb.com external link    Thu, Jan 28

The movie is Lone Wolf McQuade. Chuck Norris buried alive in his pick up truck - he looks defeated... Is this the end of Chuck? No way, grabbing a Miller from the passenger seat, Chuck busts open the can and gives himself a baptism of beer that gives him the strength to slam his foot on the accelerat...

Rate Justin Bieber Helps Keep The Legend Of Chuck Norris Alive

Original at justinbiebernews (WordPress) external link    Mon, Jan 25

By Jenny Schug It’s a Photoshopped image of Bieber kneeling next to a crouching Norris, with a speech bubble coming out of Bieber’s mouth saying, “Buy ‘Baby.’ Chuck Norris says you should!” The Norris image is a fantastic “Walker: Texas Ranger”-era picture that shows him in all of his Chuck Norris glory.

Rate Sunday Morning Infomercials

Original at jjrc (WordPress) external link    Sun, Jan 17

By JJRC Next, we have Chuck Norris.   Chuck Norris?!  The guy who can cure cancer with his tears?  He’s selling me the Total Gym.  I can sort of see Mr. T having to sell crap on TV…. and Montel Williams needs to pay the bills somehow, but Chuchk Norris!?  Google “Find Chuck Norris” and click I’m feeling Luc...

Rate Chuck Norris discovers Obama's "secret vault"

Original at somecountryforoldmen.com external link    Wed, Jan 13

By Josh Famous political pundit and columnist Chuck Norris is at it again. Of course what Chuck Norris meant is that it doesn’t make sense to people who aren’t Chuck Norris. Famous political pundit and columnist Chuck Norris is at it again. His newest insane rant actually b

Year 2010

 

Rate The gussets are hidden, but your lethality isn't

Original at eslashe (WordPress) external link    Wed, Jan 6

By Eric The new Karate Kid trailer reminded me how cool the martial arts were. But really, they’re so not cool. It’s like an ouroboros of cool. Rubber nunchucks (rubba-chuks) are the last thing I would ever want but also the first thing I would want dates to see. Like I wouldn’t bring them inside the hous...

Rate Opinion: The ZEN of Steven Seagal

Original at codecrackx15 (WordPress) external link    Mon, Jan 4

By codecrackx15 Let’s just get this out of the way right up front.  Steven Seagal could kick your ass if he so chose to do so, but he won’t because he’s  a practitioner of the peaceful way. That means all of you Chuck Norris fans out there… The only reason Chuck Norris can keep his claim to fame is because Steven is...

Rate Norris: Pulling no punches

Original at Pittsburgh Tribune-Review external link    Fri, Dec 18

Chuck Norris has been an action movie star, a television star and a martial arts master and teacher. ...

Rate Chuck Norris: Under Obama's plan, Mary would've aborted JesusVideo included in this story.  Click to view.

Original at somecountryforoldmen.com external link    Wed, Dec 16

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By Josh Yes, bravo Chuck Norris! Bravo! You’re asking the questions only an insane person would ask. Congratulations on that. Of course, this was no rhetorical question from Chuck Norris. Oh no. He has answers! Gah! What’s this!? Apparently noted thinker and famous Mike Huckabee supporter Chuck N...

Rate Paying tribute to the traditions of martial arts

Original at Times & Transcript external link    Thu, Dec 10

From Bruce Lee's Asian-dominated high energy action films, to the north American styles of Chuck Norris flicks, movie viewers are fascinated by the ...

Rate Steven Seagal is After Chuck Norris's Reputation

Original at lkinthelou (WordPress) external link    Thu, Dec 3

By lkinthelou All in all, my conclusion is that Seagal secretly wants to be Chuck Norris. He has the martial arts training, he had a failed movie career, so now he’s pursuing television with the hopes that those watching will find him just as fascinating as he finds himself. Before long he will be telling hi...

Rate Time Warp Battle: 1969 Chuck Norris Would Melt the “Iceman” of 2006

Original at Bleacher Report external link    Wed, Nov 25

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In 1969, Chuck Norris won Karate's Triple Crown for the most tournament wins of the year, and the Fighter of the Year award by Black Belt Magazine. ... Time Warp Battle: 2006 Chuck Liddell Would Turn Chuck Norris into a JokeBleacher Report all 2 news articles »

Rate Vander Plaats Campaign: Norris event shows campaign's broader appeal - IowaPolitics.com

Original at IowaPolitics.com external link    Fri, Nov 20

Vander Plaats Campaign: Norris event shows campaign's broader appeal NAVASOTA, Texas – Sioux City businessman Bob Vander Plaats said today that the support of actor Chuck Norris and his wife Gena provide his campaign with a ... Chuck Norris teams with Vander PlaatsWaterloo Cedar Falls Co...

Rate Chuck and Gena Norris on State of America

Original at FOX News external link    Mon, Nov 16

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Examiner.com Chuck Norris is here with his wife Gena, who makes us both look good. Good to see you guys. It's been a long time. Good to see you, my friend. ... New iPhone Game: Chuck Norris Bring on the PainMobileTechReview.com all 7 news articles »

Rate Hannity tells Chuck Norris that Ron Paul is nuts

Original at Examiner.com external link    Sat, Nov 14

In a segment titled "Chuck and Gena Norris on American Politics" Sean Hannity asks Norris if he would ever consider runnning for the US Senate. ...

Rate Opinion: Stephen Colbert vs. Chuck Norris - Quick Breakdown

Original at laughinggasonline (WordPress) external link    Tue, Nov 3

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By Kevin Roberts You say, “That was Bruce, and he’s bad ass in his own right”, but did you know about Chuck’s humiliating loses to Joe Lewis and Allen Steen?  Did you know about his loss to Louis Delgado. On November 24, 1968? Toilet Paper of Chuck Norris

Rate Chuck Norris Facts

Original at strikingthoughts (WordPress) external link    Wed, Oct 28

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By Bob Patterson …he joined the United States Air Force as a Military Policeman. He was sent to Osan Air Base in South Korea, where he acquired his nickname ‘Chuck’ and soon became interested in martial arts. He began training in the Asian form of Tang Soo Do.

Rate Opinion: Slow Down to Move Faster

Original at filipinofightingsecretslive.com external link    Sun, Sep 27

By thekuntawman When I was 18 years old, I read a book by one of my boyhood heroes, Master Chuck Norris.  It was called Secret of Inner Strength. This book really changed how I viewed Master Norris, and how I developed as a martial artist. When I was 18 years old, I read a book by one of my boyhood heroes, Master Chuc...

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Original at strikingthoughts (WordPress) external link    Sat, Sep 26

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By Bob Patterson The Chuck Norris Challenge History according to Chuck Norris Chuck Norris on the modern Tea Party: Therefore, all I can do is pose this question: Why does Chuck Norris hate America? BCP Dojo Rat started to make political hay of our old friend, Chuck Norris. After leaving a few comment

Rate Opinion: absence of evidence is not evidence of absence

Original at pirate-king.com external link    Tue, Aug 25

By Gypsy So here’s what the specific implementation plan of Obamacare comes down to: "Trust government." A friend of mine who is a California Highway Patrol officer says, "In God we trust; all others we search." And that includes government.

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Original at YouTube external link    Sat, May 23

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By rss@youtube.com (DarkCROWgaming) Keywords: The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion Chuck Norris Pwns Young music video snl Doug Brogar chuck norris oblivion xbox 360 machinima adoring fan massacre young elder Ps3 wii how to make five six tutorial tutorials class custom character animation game movies comedy morrowind videos s...

Rate Action Packed: TV Sets DVD Review

Original at Ultimate Disney external link    Thu, May 14

Headlined and produced by Chuck Norris, that law enforcement series spent eight seasons (1993-2001) airing Saturday nights on CBS. It's the show most evoked by the DVD's cover art, which features shattered glass in front of a clenched fist. ...

Rate Chuck Norris: Barack Obama And The "J" Word

Original at 84rules (WordPress) external link    Tue, Apr 7

By 84rules Chuck Norris, writing for Town Hall notes a few things: More: So, why hasn’t our new president shown any regard for any religion except Islam? Chuck Norris isn’t afraid to ask the following question: Is Obama Afraid Of The J-Word? Chuck Norris TownHall.com April 7, 2009

Rate Chuck Norris, Hosting Tea Parties, and Pat Boone For Entertainment

Original at obadiah1317 (WordPress) external link    Tue, Mar 17

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By Mike Reynolds To add the icing to the political cake, Chuck Norris is now opting to become President of Texas. Yes, with less ambitions than Boone, he wants Texas to leave the nation and honor him as being their new Executive Officer. Shades of Santa Anna! I can almost imagine his cabinet.

Rate Chuck Norris for president … of Texas

Original at CNN Political Ticker external link    Thu, Mar 12

By laurkorn If the State of Texas ever left the Union, Chuck Norris is interested in being president of the ne If the State of Texas ever left the Union, Chuck Norris is interested in being president of the ne

Rate How To: verdades sobre Chuck Norris - loquendoVideo included in this story.  Click to view.

Original at YouTube external link    Tue, Jan 27

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By rss@youtube.com (cristianInz) aqui les dejo verdades sobre don Chuck Author: cristianInz Keywords: cristianInz loquendo verdades sobre Chuck Norris tts director ilimitado tex aloud jorge tutorial humor chuck norris Added: January 27, 2009

Rate Walker, Texas Ranger: The Sixth Season DVD Review

Original at Ultimate Disney external link    Sun, Jan 18

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 - Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed with a chain saw. So says the 2009 Chuck Norris Calendar that's hanging on my wall. That confession raises two obvious ...

Rate The Karate Kid

Original at Sioux Falls Argus Leader external link    Sun, Jan 11

 SD - That doesn't mean that he moved like Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris. He was simply ready for the next challenge. "There's a misconception that you see a black ...

Year 2008

 

Rate TV REVIEW- 24: REDEMPTION

Original at Comics2Film external link    Tue, Nov 25

 CA - Sure, it’s reminiscent of action movies of the Reagan era such as Delta Force, Invasion USA, and other Chuck Norris films but the reality is that these are ...

Rate Chuck Norris Likens Prop 8 Fight To Anarchy

Original at Huffington Post external link    Tue, Nov 18

By The Huffington Post News Editors Huckabee-supporting martial artist Chuck Norris has written his latest column for townhall.com on the passage of Prop 8 in California, calling demonstrations in its wake "anarchy." The article, entitled "If Democracy Doesn't Work, Try Anarchy," ends with the following:

Rate Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line [News Roundup]

Original at Jezebel external link    Tue, Nov 18

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By Megan Hillary Clinton has not agreed to be Obama's Secretary of State even if she is officially offered it. [Politico] She has, however, been asked to head Ted Kennedy's health reform task force next year. [The Hill] Mr. Jowls will remain the Chairman of the Committee on Homeland Security. Jane Ham...

Rate Chuck Norris: Obama Out To Steal Your Wallet

Original at Huffington Post external link    Mon, Nov 10

By The Huffington Post News Editors Chuck Norris sure hasn't mellowed since barnstorming for Mike Huckabee back in the spring (and warning that John McCain might drop dead at any moment). In his latest column, he boasts about working for Prop 8 in California to ban gay marriage, then adds: "And as far as the presidential race...

Rate Mike Huckabee and Financial Expert Chuck Norris Think the Wall St. Collapse Could be the Work of 'Economic Terrorists'

Original at mediabistro.com external link    Sun, Oct 12

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Over at Eat the Press Rachel Sklar picks up on a "ridiculous...slanderous to potentially dangerous" episode of former Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee's new Fox show Huckabee. In one segment Huckabee speaks with noted financial expert Chuck Norris about how the recent collapse on Wa...

Rate B. S. alert

Original at Arkansas Times external link    Sun, Oct 12

Among a string of tall tales, Huckabee floated the nutty -- and irresponsible -- notion that an "economic terrorist" has been at work to cause the world market collapse. In whose interest? He didn't say. That unified conspiracy theory hasn't been perfected yet. Stay tuned for next week's sh...

Rate DVD Review: Walker, Texas Ranger: The Complete Fifth Season

Original at LI Reviews external link    Thu, Jul 3

By Dominick I used to watch Walker, Texas Ranger with my dad when he was alive. My dad was a huge fan of martial arts films. One of his favorite American martial arts experts/actors was Chuck Norris. Needless to say, we both were huge fans of the ...

Rate Having fun with the terrible crossover fanfiction story generator

Original at Trinfan's LiveJournal external link    Sun, May 4

By trinfaneb As does this one. --"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Nash Bridges and Walker, Texas Ranger. The story should use gay relationships as a plot device!" None of those Chuck Norris facts mentioned he was gay! ...

Rate 'The Chuck Norris Factor,' and Other Weaknesses in Wesley Snipes's Defense

Original at Defamer external link    Fri, Apr 25

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By STV 1. Chuck Norris didn't care enough. We already know that Denzel Washington and Woody Harrelson did their parts to reinforce Snipes's character as zero hour. But what did Chuck Norris do besides simply lend his name to his karate-school business partner's half-assed statement of support?...

Rate Chuck Norris' delusional speculations on the NIU shootings

Original at theframeproblem (WordPress) external link    Thu, Feb 21

By ronbrown If anyone can get to the root cause of school shootings it's Chuck Norris! … Spot on! You kick ass, Chuck Norris! Hat Tip: The Friendly Atheist If anyone can get to the root cause of school shootings it’s Chuck Norris! Here’s how Chuck breaks the NIU

Rate Just A Few of My Favorite Chuck Norris Facts

Original at witorwisdom (WordPress) external link    Fri, Feb 1

By washedandforgiven Chuck Norris is like Paul Bunyan, except he's real. The agent of Chuck Norris asked Chuck if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. Chuck Norris' agent has been missing for almost 2 years now. Never ask Chuck Norris to be in a gay cowboy movie.

Rate A Little Absurdity

Original at All Politics Is Local external link    Wed, Jan 30

By aginsberg The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints responds to Chuck Norris' endorsement of Mike Huckabee: How could you Chuck? We supported you throughout your career. We've watched all 99 episodes of Walker: Texas Ranger and this how you ...

Rate Podcast: Behind Every Internet Meme Is A Better One You Never SawVideo included in this story.  Click to view.

Original at Gawker external link    Sat, Jan 19

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By Nick Douglas Chuck Norris Facts < Vin Diesel Facts When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket." If you've seen the gun-and-bucket joke as a Chuck Norris fact, that's because it was stolen.

Year 2007

 

Rate Chuck Norris gets no kick out of Book - TheNewsTribune.com (subscription)

Original at TheNewsTribune.com external link    Fri, Dec 28

Chuck Norris gets no kick out of Book subscription), WA - Dec 28, 2007 The “Walker: Texas Ranger” actor and martial arts phenom recently filed a lawsuit against Penguin, the company that published “The Truth About Chuck Norris: ...

Rate In New York Lawsuit, Chuck Norris Gets Tough With Publisher Of New ...

Original at Starpulse.com external link    Sat, Dec 22

Chuck Norris NEW YORK (AP) - Trading karate chops for lawyers, tough guy actor Chuck Norris is taking on a new book titled ''The Truth About Chuck Norris,'' saying it's a big lie and he wants to stop its distribution. => Read more!

Rate Chuck Norris doesn't find Chuck Norris facts as lies he finds The ...

Original at sondrak.com external link    Fri, Dec 21

By troutbumtodd@gmail.com Trading karate chops for lawyers, tough guy actor Chuck Norris is taking on a new book titled “The Truth About Chuck Norris,” saying it’sa big lie and he wants to stop its distribution. Some kids piss their name in the snow. ...

Rate Chuck Norris aims to start a fight - Tulsa World

Original at Tulsa World external link    Thu, Dec 13

Chuck Norris aims to start a fight  OK - After I finished eight years of 'Walker, Texas Ranger' I started rethinking the league and the team concept." This "team concept" is what sets Norris' WCL ...

Rate Constitution survives Chuck Norris roundhouse kickVideo included in this story.  Click to view.

Original at timpanogos (WordPress) external link    Mon, Nov 19

By Ed Darrell Chuck Norris’s brain waves could be picked up on a transistor radio — nobody knows because he doesn’t think.This must be a television advertising spot, but I hope it’s not rated as a public service spot, since it encourages stupidity and illegal school board actions.

Rate Thank you, Chuck Norris! Part 2

Original at firstread.msnbc.msn.com external link    Sat, Nov 17

By CitizenOfTheWorld I've been researching Mike Huckabee for a while. I am a woman and a person of color and am switching parties ASAP. But I digress... I think I am going with Chuck Norris on this one. I'm young too so I'll try to get some young people interested in this guy.

Rate Movie Review: Invasion USA

Original at Blogcritics external link    Thu, Jun 14

By T. Rigney The very idea that these stupendous United States could be so easily invaded by a foreign terrorist organization is a frightening one, especially in this paranoid day and age. Invasion USA proves, if nothing else, that the American people shouldn't worry their pretty little heads about...

Rate Walker, Texas Ranger - The Complete Third Season

Original at DVD Talk external link    Wed, Jun 6

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The premise for Walker isn't all that far removed from that of any other cop/law enforcement show. Chuck Norris plays a Texas Ranger operating in the Dallas area named Cordell Walker who deals with the world's problems very much like a cowboy would... a cowboy with a penchant for kicking peopl...

Year 2006

 

Rate ROFLMAO. Facts about Chuck Norris

Original at AngryFish's Last.fm Journal external link    Thu, Jan 12

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris. Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.

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