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"which celebrity would you feed to a dinosaur and why?"
Original at thedaunting (WordPress)
• Fri, Nov 6
By needsmoresugar That being said, I find that the single most bad ass person worthy of such an end would be Chuck Norris. Yes, Chuck Norris, internet phenomenon and star of Walker, Texas Ranger. (I know some of you wiser folks out there can name some other awesome and completely kick ass celebrities out there...
Top 10 Chuck Norris films
Original at imdb.com
• Wed, Nov 4
Since so much on this board is about his political and religious beliefs thought I'd start a topic solely on his films. My favorites in this order are: 1. The Octagon 2. Lone Wolf McQuade 3. Code of Silence 4. Forced Vengeance 5. Silent Rage 6. A Force of One 7. Delta Force 2 8. An Eye for an Eye 9. Hero and the...
Opinion: Stephen Colbert vs. Chuck Norris - Quick Breakdown
Original at laughinggasonline (WordPress)
• Tue, Nov 3
By Kevin Roberts You say, “That was Bruce, and he’s bad ass in his own right”, but did you know about Chuck’s humiliating loses to Joe Lewis and Allen Steen? Did you know about his loss to Louis Delgado. On November 24, 1968? Toilet Paper of Chuck Norris
Going to War: Life at TQ, Chuck Norris Visits and Mass Casualties
Original at padresteve (WordPress)
• Wed, Oct 28
By padresteve The base MWR worked with the USO and other agencies to bring sports stars or celebrities to the base. Just before we left on our first mission Chuck Norris came through. Chuck was made an “Honorary Marine” a few years back and has made it his task to try to meet every Marine deployed in Iraq and...
Chuck Norris Facts VI
Original at vladerag (WordPress)
• Wed, Oct 28
By vladerag The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Chuck Norris doesn’t chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil. There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris…. Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
Chuck Norris Facts
Original at strikingthoughts (WordPress)
• Wed, Oct 28
By Bob Patterson …he joined the United States Air Force as a Military Policeman. He was sent to Osan Air Base in South Korea, where he acquired his nickname ‘Chuck’ and soon became interested in martial arts. He began training in the Asian form of Tang Soo Do.
Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits
Original at sendthebuggerback.com
• Sat, Oct 24
By Dan Bowen ‘A Mad and Faithful Telling’ is an album that won’t be for everyone but it’s bewildering mix of styles and dark film score qualities appeal to me greatly. It’s a strange fusion of Balkans (the good kind!), Mariachi, French accordion, Russian folk, gypsy jazz (I may have just made that term u...
Three Techniques to Kick Like Chuck Norris
Original at freemartialartsarticles (WordPress)
• Wed, Oct 21
By richardhackworth Three Techniques To Kick Like Chuck Norris Former TangSooDo Karate Champion and action film star Chuck Norris is famous for his kicks. Three Techniques To Kick Like Chuck Norris Former TangSooDo Karate Champion and action film star Chu
1) Chart of the Day; 2) Chuck Norris + Downturn
Original at chrisco (WordPress)
• Wed, Oct 21
By chrisco Chuck Norris flies First Class. Chuck Norris fought gamma in nam and won. Chuck Norris still has his PB balances with Lehman. Don’t mess with him. Chuck Norris doesn’t use gates. He stops investors with one hand. Chuck Norris thinks 2 & 20 is soft. Chuck Norris will sub-underwrite Iceland. Chu...
God and guns founded country
Original at patricksperry (WordPress)
• Thu, Oct 15
By Patrick Sperry But more and more, these pillars of American life and liberty are being attacked and abandoned out of not only sheer bias but also ignorance of our Founding Fathers, the Revolutionary period and our Constitution. These pivotal American rights have become the brunt end of cultural jokes a...
Opinion: Slow Down to Move Faster
Original at filipinofightingsecretslive.com
• Sun, Sep 27
By thekuntawman When I was 18 years old, I read a book by one of my boyhood heroes, Master Chuck Norris. It was called Secret of Inner Strength. This book really changed how I viewed Master Norris, and how I developed as a martial artist. When I was 18 years old, I read a book by one of my boyhood heroes, Master Chuc...
Prime Chuck NorrisOriginal at strikingthoughts (WordPress)
• Sat, Sep 26
By Bob Patterson The Chuck Norris Challenge History according to Chuck Norris Chuck Norris on the modern Tea Party: Therefore, all I can do is pose this question: Why does Chuck Norris hate America? BCP Dojo Rat started to make political hay of our old friend, Chuck Norris. After leaving a few comment
Thursday Throwbacks: 9/10/09Original at ohmars (WordPress)
• Wed, Sep 9
By defender669 The world of cartoons could only sustain 5 episodes of Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos, for any more would cause it to collapse on itself. Norris can’t be contained for that long. Should you find that your life hasn’t had enough Chuck Norris to get you through the day, here’s a few of Chuck Norr...
Opinion: absence of evidence is not evidence of absence
Original at pirate-king.com
• Tue, Aug 25
By Gypsy So here’s what the specific implementation plan of Obamacare comes down to: "Trust government." A friend of mine who is a California Highway Patrol officer says, "In God we trust; all others we search." And that includes government.
Clemens senior earns perfect attendance award
Original at San Antonio Express
• Wed, Jun 17
TX “When I was younger, I watched 'Walker, Texas Ranger,'” said Bush, referring to the show starring Chuck Norris, who played a Texas Ranger. Bush said he had a lot in common with the character played by Norris, who is a martial arts expert. ...
Fans Say Farewell to David Carradine
Original at NewsBlaze
• Mon, Jun 15
CA 1975) with an pre-Rocky and Rambo Sylvester Stallone; his acclaimed performance as folk singer Woody Guthrie in 1976's Bound for Glory, and his villainous turn in 1983's Lone Wolf McQuade, where he takes on Chuck Norris as a kung-fun gun smuggler. ...
Reviewing the 'Friday the 13th' DVD Deluxe Editions: Part II
Original at RopeofSilicon.com
• Mon, Jun 15
WA NEW EXTRAS: Commentary tracks featuring director Joe Zito (who also made Missing in Action and Invasion USA with Chuck Norris), screenwriter Barney Cohen and editor Joel Goodman and a second one with Hatchet director Adam Green and Wrong Turn 2 ...
TV Movies for the week of June 14
Original at Pittsburgh Post Gazette
• Sat, Jun 13
PA Chuck Norris. A US colonel escapes from the Viet Cong, then comes back with a floating arsenal to get others out. (R) (2:15) AMC: Fri. 9:45 AM • Missing in Action 2: The Beginning '85. Chuck Norris. An American colonel held prisoner by sadistic ...
How To: Oblivion: Young Chuck norris is Born Music VideoOriginal at YouTube
• Sat, May 23
By rss@youtube.com (DarkCROWgaming) Keywords: The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion Chuck Norris Pwns Young music video snl Doug Brogar chuck norris oblivion xbox 360 machinima adoring fan massacre young elder Ps3 wii how to make five six tutorial tutorials class custom character animation game movies comedy morrowind videos s...
Action Packed: TV Sets DVD Review
Original at Ultimate Disney
• Thu, May 14
Headlined and produced by Chuck Norris, that law enforcement series spent eight seasons (1993-2001) airing Saturday nights on CBS. It's the show most evoked by the DVD's cover art, which features shattered glass in front of a clenched fist. ...
Bruce Lee Pacquiao Vs. Chuck Norris Hatton?
Original at The Sweet Science
• Wed, Apr 29
Pacman's upcoming battle with Hatton can be equated to the epic battle shown on Way of the Dragon with Lee and Chuck Norris in the Coliseum in Rome: two iconoclastic warriors with different styles and prodigious fan bases. Bruce Lee had that same kind ...
Chuck Norris: Barack Obama And The "J" Word
Original at 84rules (WordPress)
• Tue, Apr 7
By 84rules Chuck Norris, writing for Town Hall notes a few things: More: So, why hasn’t our new president shown any regard for any religion except Islam? Chuck Norris isn’t afraid to ask the following question: Is Obama Afraid Of The J-Word? Chuck Norris TownHall.com April 7, 2009
Chuck Norris, Hosting Tea Parties, and Pat Boone For Entertainment
Original at obadiah1317 (WordPress)
• Tue, Mar 17
By Mike Reynolds To add the icing to the political cake, Chuck Norris is now opting to become President of Texas. Yes, with less ambitions than Boone, he wants Texas to leave the nation and honor him as being their new Executive Officer. Shades of Santa Anna! I can almost imagine his cabinet.
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Original at Ultimate Disney
• Sun, Feb 15
- Walker, Texas Ranger" - Spend nearly twenty hours with Chuck Norris as he enforces law in Dallas with his fists and feet. • You're a Good Sport, ...
Father Chuck Norris had many sons e.g. Tiger Power!!!
Original at http
• Thu, Jan 29
• 3 related articles
By ukwelii Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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How To: verdades sobre Chuck Norris - loquendoOriginal at YouTube
• Tue, Jan 27
By rss@youtube.com (cristianInz) aqui les dejo verdades sobre don Chuck Author: cristianInz Keywords: cristianInz loquendo verdades sobre Chuck Norris tts director ilimitado tex aloud jorge tutorial humor chuck norris Added: January 27, 2009
Walker, Texas Ranger: The Sixth Season DVD Review
Original at Ultimate Disney
• Sun, Jan 18
- Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed with a chain saw. So says the 2009 Chuck Norris Calendar that's hanging on my wall. That confession raises two obvious ...
The Karate Kid
Original at Sioux Falls Argus Leader
• Sun, Jan 11
SD - That doesn't mean that he moved like Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris. He was simply ready for the next challenge. "There's a misconception that you see a black ...
TV REVIEW- 24: REDEMPTION
Original at Comics2Film
• Tue, Nov 25
CA - Sure, it’s reminiscent of action movies of the Reagan era such as Delta Force, Invasion USA, and other Chuck Norris films but the reality is that these are ...
Chuck Norris Likens Prop 8 Fight To Anarchy
Original at Huffington Post
• Tue, Nov 18
By The Huffington Post News Editors Huckabee-supporting martial artist Chuck Norris has written his latest column for townhall.com on the passage of Prop 8 in California, calling demonstrations in its wake "anarchy." The article, entitled "If Democracy Doesn't Work, Try Anarchy," ends with the following:
Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line [News Roundup]
Original at Jezebel
• Tue, Nov 18
By Megan Hillary Clinton has not agreed to be Obama's Secretary of State even if she is officially offered it. [Politico] She has, however, been asked to head Ted Kennedy's health reform task force next year. [The Hill] Mr. Jowls will remain the Chairman of the Committee on Homeland Security. Jane Ham...
Chuck Norris: Obama Out To Steal Your Wallet
Original at Huffington Post
• Mon, Nov 10
By The Huffington Post News Editors Chuck Norris sure hasn't mellowed since barnstorming for Mike Huckabee back in the spring (and warning that John McCain might drop dead at any moment). In his latest column, he boasts about working for Prop 8 in California to ban gay marriage, then adds: "And as far as the presidential race...
Mike Huckabee and Financial Expert Chuck Norris Think the Wall St. Collapse Could be the Work of 'Economic Terrorists'
Original at mediabistro.com
• Sun, Oct 12
Over at Eat the Press Rachel Sklar picks up on a "ridiculous...slanderous to potentially dangerous" episode of former Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee's new Fox show Huckabee. In one segment Huckabee speaks with noted financial expert Chuck Norris about how the recent collapse on Wa...
B. S. alert
Original at Arkansas Times
• Sun, Oct 12
Among a string of tall tales, Huckabee floated the nutty -- and irresponsible -- notion that an "economic terrorist" has been at work to cause the world market collapse. In whose interest? He didn't say. That unified conspiracy theory hasn't been perfected yet. Stay tuned for next week's sh...
DVD Review: Walker, Texas Ranger: The Complete Fifth Season
Original at LI Reviews
• Thu, Jul 3
By Dominick I used to watch Walker, Texas Ranger with my dad when he was alive. My dad was a huge fan of martial arts films. One of his favorite American martial arts experts/actors was Chuck Norris. Needless to say, we both were huge fans of the ...
Having fun with the terrible crossover fanfiction story generator
Original at Trinfan's LiveJournal
• Sun, May 4
By trinfaneb As does this one. --"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Nash Bridges and Walker, Texas Ranger. The story should use gay relationships as a plot device!" None of those Chuck Norris facts mentioned he was gay! ...
'The Chuck Norris Factor,' and Other Weaknesses in Wesley Snipes's Defense
Original at Defamer
• Fri, Apr 25
By STV 1. Chuck Norris didn't care enough. We already know that Denzel Washington and Woody Harrelson did their parts to reinforce Snipes's character as zero hour. But what did Chuck Norris do besides simply lend his name to his karate-school business partner's half-assed statement of support?...
Fair Grounds transformed in future world for 'Tekken' - Shreveport Times
Original at Shreveport Times
• Mon, Apr 7
Fair Grounds transformed in future world for 'Tekken' LA - Despite a long resume, Norris is perhaps best known for working nine seasons on "Walker, Texas Ranger" with his famous father, Chuck Norris. ...
Chuck Norris' delusional speculations on the NIU shootings
Original at theframeproblem (WordPress)
• Thu, Feb 21
By ronbrown If anyone can get to the root cause of school shootings it's Chuck Norris! … Spot on! You kick ass, Chuck Norris! Hat Tip: The Friendly Atheist If anyone can get to the root cause of school shootings it’s Chuck Norris! Here’s how Chuck breaks the NIU
A Little Absurdity
Original at All Politics Is Local
• Wed, Jan 30
By aginsberg The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints responds to Chuck Norris' endorsement of Mike Huckabee: How could you Chuck? We supported you throughout your career. We've watched all 99 episodes of Walker: Texas Ranger and this how you ...
Podcast: Behind Every Internet Meme Is A Better One You Never SawOriginal at Gawker
• Sat, Jan 19
By Nick Douglas Chuck Norris Facts < Vin Diesel Facts When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket." If you've seen the gun-and-bucket joke as a Chuck Norris fact, that's because it was stolen.
Chuck Norris gets no kick out of Book - TheNewsTribune.com (subscription)
Original at TheNewsTribune.com
• Fri, Dec 28
Chuck Norris gets no kick out of Book subscription), WA - Dec 28, 2007 The “Walker: Texas Ranger” actor and martial arts phenom recently filed a lawsuit against Penguin, the company that published “The Truth About Chuck Norris: ...
In New York Lawsuit, Chuck Norris Gets Tough With Publisher Of New ...
Original at Starpulse.com
• Sat, Dec 22
Chuck Norris NEW YORK (AP) - Trading karate chops for lawyers, tough guy actor Chuck Norris is taking on a new book titled ''The Truth About Chuck Norris,'' saying it's a big lie and he wants to stop its distribution. => Read more!
Chuck Norris doesn't find Chuck Norris facts as lies he finds The ...
Original at sondrak.com
• Fri, Dec 21
By troutbumtodd@gmail.com Trading karate chops for lawyers, tough guy actor Chuck Norris is taking on a new book titled “The Truth About Chuck Norris,” saying it’sa big lie and he wants to stop its distribution. Some kids piss their name in the snow. ...
Chuck Norris aims to start a fight - Tulsa World
Original at Tulsa World
• Thu, Dec 13
Chuck Norris aims to start a fight OK - After I finished eight years of 'Walker, Texas Ranger' I started rethinking the league and the team concept." This "team concept" is what sets Norris' WCL ...
Constitution survives Chuck Norris roundhouse kickOriginal at timpanogos (WordPress)
• Mon, Nov 19
By Ed Darrell Chuck Norris’s brain waves could be picked up on a transistor radio — nobody knows because he doesn’t think.This must be a television advertising spot, but I hope it’s not rated as a public service spot, since it encourages stupidity and illegal school board actions.
Thank you, Chuck Norris! Part 2
Original at firstread.msnbc.msn.com
• Sat, Nov 17
By CitizenOfTheWorld I've been researching Mike Huckabee for a while. I am a woman and a person of color and am switching parties ASAP. But I digress... I think I am going with Chuck Norris on this one. I'm young too so I'll try to get some young people interested in this guy.
Movie Review: Invasion USA
Original at Blogcritics
• Thu, Jun 14
By T. Rigney The very idea that these stupendous United States could be so easily invaded by a foreign terrorist organization is a frightening one, especially in this paranoid day and age. Invasion USA proves, if nothing else, that the American people shouldn't worry their pretty little heads about...
Walker, Texas Ranger - The Complete Third Season
Original at DVD Talk
• Wed, Jun 6
The premise for Walker isn't all that far removed from that of any other cop/law enforcement show. Chuck Norris plays a Texas Ranger operating in the Dallas area named Cordell Walker who deals with the world's problems very much like a cowboy would... a cowboy with a penchant for kicking peopl...
ROFLMAO. Facts about Chuck Norris
Original at AngryFish's Last.fm Journal
• Thu, Jan 12
• 1 related articles
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris. Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.
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