Chuck Norris

By needsmoresugar That being said, I find that the single most bad ass person worthy of such an end would be Chuck Norris. Yes, Chuck Norris, internet phenomenon and star of Walker, Texas Ranger. (I know some of you wiser folks out there can name some other awesome and  completely kick ass celebrities out there...

Since so much on this board is about his political and religious beliefs thought I'd start a topic solely on his films. My favorites in this order are: 1. The Octagon 2. Lone Wolf McQuade 3. Code of Silence 4. Forced Vengeance 5. Silent Rage 6. A Force of One 7. Delta Force 2 8. An Eye for an Eye 9. Hero and the...

By Kevin Roberts You say, “That was Bruce, and he’s bad ass in his own right”, but did you know about Chuck’s humiliating loses to Joe Lewis and Allen Steen?  Did you know about his loss to Louis Delgado. On November 24, 1968? Toilet Paper of Chuck Norris

By padresteve The base MWR worked with the USO and other agencies to bring sports stars or celebrities to the base.  Just before we left on our first mission Chuck Norris came through.  Chuck was made an “Honorary Marine” a few years back and has made it his task to try to meet every Marine deployed in Iraq and...

By vladerag The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Chuck Norris doesn’t chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil. There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris…. Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

By Bob Patterson …he joined the United States Air Force as a Military Policeman. He was sent to Osan Air Base in South Korea, where he acquired his nickname ‘Chuck’ and soon became interested in martial arts. He began training in the Asian form of Tang Soo Do.

By Dan Bowen ‘A Mad and Faithful Telling’ is an album that won’t be for everyone but it’s bewildering mix of styles and dark film score qualities appeal to me greatly. It’s a strange fusion of Balkans (the good kind!), Mariachi, French accordion, Russian folk, gypsy jazz (I may have just made that term u...

By richardhackworth Three Techniques To Kick Like Chuck Norris Former TangSooDo Karate Champion and action film star Chuck Norris is famous for his kicks. Three Techniques To Kick Like Chuck Norris Former TangSooDo Karate Champion and action film star Chu

By chrisco Chuck Norris flies First Class. Chuck Norris fought gamma in nam and won. Chuck Norris still has his PB balances with Lehman. Don’t mess with him. Chuck Norris doesn’t use gates. He stops investors with one hand. Chuck Norris thinks 2 & 20 is soft. Chuck Norris will sub-underwrite Iceland. Chu...

By Patrick Sperry But more and more, these pillars of American life and liberty are being attacked and abandoned out of not only sheer bias but also ignorance of our Founding Fathers, the Revolutionary period and our Constitution. These pivotal American rights have become the brunt end of cultural jokes a...

By thekuntawman When I was 18 years old, I read a book by one of my boyhood heroes, Master Chuck Norris.  It was called Secret of Inner Strength. This book really changed how I viewed Master Norris, and how I developed as a martial artist. When I was 18 years old, I read a book by one of my boyhood heroes, Master Chuc...

By Bob Patterson The Chuck Norris Challenge History according to Chuck Norris Chuck Norris on the modern Tea Party: Therefore, all I can do is pose this question: Why does Chuck Norris hate America? BCP Dojo Rat started to make political hay of our old friend, Chuck Norris. After leaving a few comment

By defender669 The world of cartoons could only sustain 5 episodes of Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos, for any more would cause it to collapse on itself.  Norris can’t be contained for that long. Should you find that your life hasn’t had enough Chuck Norris to get you through the day, here’s a few of Chuck Norr...

By Gypsy So here’s what the specific implementation plan of Obamacare comes down to: "Trust government." A friend of mine who is a California Highway Patrol officer says, "In God we trust; all others we search." And that includes government.

 TX “When I was younger, I watched 'Walker, Texas Ranger,'” said Bush, referring to the show starring Chuck Norris, who played a Texas Ranger. Bush said he had a lot in common with the character played by Norris, who is a martial arts expert. ...

 CA 1975) with an pre-Rocky and Rambo Sylvester Stallone; his acclaimed performance as folk singer Woody Guthrie in 1976's Bound for Glory, and his villainous turn in 1983's Lone Wolf McQuade, where he takes on Chuck Norris as a kung-fun gun smuggler. ...

 WA NEW EXTRAS: Commentary tracks featuring director Joe Zito (who also made Missing in Action and Invasion USA with Chuck Norris), screenwriter Barney Cohen and editor Joel Goodman and a second one with Hatchet director Adam Green and Wrong Turn 2 ...

 PA Chuck Norris. A US colonel escapes from the Viet Cong, then comes back with a floating arsenal to get others out. (R) (2:15) AMC: Fri. 9:45 AM • Missing in Action 2: The Beginning '85. Chuck Norris. An American colonel held prisoner by sadistic ...

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Headlined and produced by Chuck Norris, that law enforcement series spent eight seasons (1993-2001) airing Saturday nights on CBS. It's the show most evoked by the DVD's cover art, which features shattered glass in front of a clenched fist. ...

Pacman's upcoming battle with Hatton can be equated to the epic battle shown on Way of the Dragon with Lee and Chuck Norris in the Coliseum in Rome: two iconoclastic warriors with different styles and prodigious fan bases. Bruce Lee had that same kind ...

By 84rules Chuck Norris, writing for Town Hall notes a few things: More: So, why hasn’t our new president shown any regard for any religion except Islam? Chuck Norris isn’t afraid to ask the following question: Is Obama Afraid Of The J-Word? Chuck Norris TownHall.com April 7, 2009

By Mike Reynolds To add the icing to the political cake, Chuck Norris is now opting to become President of Texas. Yes, with less ambitions than Boone, he wants Texas to leave the nation and honor him as being their new Executive Officer. Shades of Santa Anna! I can almost imagine his cabinet.

 - Walker, Texas Ranger" - Spend nearly twenty hours with Chuck Norris as he enforces law in Dallas with his fists and feet. • You're a Good Sport, ...

By ukwelii Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

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 - Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed with a chain saw. So says the 2009 Chuck Norris Calendar that's hanging on my wall. That confession raises two obvious ...

 SD - That doesn't mean that he moved like Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris. He was simply ready for the next challenge. "There's a misconception that you see a black ...

 CA - Sure, it’s reminiscent of action movies of the Reagan era such as Delta Force, Invasion USA, and other Chuck Norris films but the reality is that these are ...

By The Huffington Post News Editors Huckabee-supporting martial artist Chuck Norris has written his latest column for townhall.com on the passage of Prop 8 in California, calling demonstrations in its wake "anarchy." The article, entitled "If Democracy Doesn't Work, Try Anarchy," ends with the following:

By Megan Hillary Clinton has not agreed to be Obama's Secretary of State even if she is officially offered it. [Politico] She has, however, been asked to head Ted Kennedy's health reform task force next year. [The Hill] Mr. Jowls will remain the Chairman of the Committee on Homeland Security. Jane Ham...

By The Huffington Post News Editors Chuck Norris sure hasn't mellowed since barnstorming for Mike Huckabee back in the spring (and warning that John McCain might drop dead at any moment). In his latest column, he boasts about working for Prop 8 in California to ban gay marriage, then adds: "And as far as the presidential race...

Over at Eat the Press Rachel Sklar picks up on a "ridiculous...slanderous to potentially dangerous" episode of former Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee's new Fox show Huckabee. In one segment Huckabee speaks with noted financial expert Chuck Norris about how the recent collapse on Wa...

Among a string of tall tales, Huckabee floated the nutty -- and irresponsible -- notion that an "economic terrorist" has been at work to cause the world market collapse. In whose interest? He didn't say. That unified conspiracy theory hasn't been perfected yet. Stay tuned for next week's sh...

By Dominick I used to watch Walker, Texas Ranger with my dad when he was alive. My dad was a huge fan of martial arts films. One of his favorite American martial arts experts/actors was Chuck Norris. Needless to say, we both were huge fans of the ...

By trinfaneb As does this one. --"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Nash Bridges and Walker, Texas Ranger. The story should use gay relationships as a plot device!" None of those Chuck Norris facts mentioned he was gay! ...

By STV 1. Chuck Norris didn't care enough. We already know that Denzel Washington and Woody Harrelson did their parts to reinforce Snipes's character as zero hour. But what did Chuck Norris do besides simply lend his name to his karate-school business partner's half-assed statement of support?...

Fair Grounds transformed in future world for 'Tekken'  LA - Despite a long resume, Norris is perhaps best known for working nine seasons on "Walker, Texas Ranger" with his famous father, Chuck Norris. ...

By ronbrown If anyone can get to the root cause of school shootings it's Chuck Norris! … Spot on! You kick ass, Chuck Norris! Hat Tip: The Friendly Atheist If anyone can get to the root cause of school shootings it’s Chuck Norris! Here’s how Chuck breaks the NIU

By aginsberg The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints responds to Chuck Norris' endorsement of Mike Huckabee: How could you Chuck? We supported you throughout your career. We've watched all 99 episodes of Walker: Texas Ranger and this how you ...

By Nick Douglas Chuck Norris Facts < Vin Diesel Facts When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket." If you've seen the gun-and-bucket joke as a Chuck Norris fact, that's because it was stolen.

Chuck Norris gets no kick out of Book subscription), WA - Dec 28, 2007 The “Walker: Texas Ranger” actor and martial arts phenom recently filed a lawsuit against Penguin, the company that published “The Truth About Chuck Norris: ...

Chuck Norris NEW YORK (AP) - Trading karate chops for lawyers, tough guy actor Chuck Norris is taking on a new book titled ''The Truth About Chuck Norris,'' saying it's a big lie and he wants to stop its distribution. => Read more!

By troutbumtodd@gmail.com Trading karate chops for lawyers, tough guy actor Chuck Norris is taking on a new book titled “The Truth About Chuck Norris,” saying it’sa big lie and he wants to stop its distribution. Some kids piss their name in the snow. ...

Chuck Norris aims to start a fight  OK - After I finished eight years of 'Walker, Texas Ranger' I started rethinking the league and the team concept." This "team concept" is what sets Norris' WCL ...

By Ed Darrell Chuck Norris’s brain waves could be picked up on a transistor radio — nobody knows because he doesn’t think.This must be a television advertising spot, but I hope it’s not rated as a public service spot, since it encourages stupidity and illegal school board actions.

By CitizenOfTheWorld I've been researching Mike Huckabee for a while. I am a woman and a person of color and am switching parties ASAP. But I digress... I think I am going with Chuck Norris on this one. I'm young too so I'll try to get some young people interested in this guy.

By T. Rigney The very idea that these stupendous United States could be so easily invaded by a foreign terrorist organization is a frightening one, especially in this paranoid day and age. Invasion USA proves, if nothing else, that the American people shouldn't worry their pretty little heads about...

The premise for Walker isn't all that far removed from that of any other cop/law enforcement show. Chuck Norris plays a Texas Ranger operating in the Dallas area named Cordell Walker who deals with the world's problems very much like a cowboy would... a cowboy with a penchant for kicking peopl...

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris. Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.

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