Chuck Norris

 TN - I mean, Chuck Norris had Joe Lewis in an episode of "Walker Texas Ranger." That's how respected he is." But while Chester and Ivy continue to blaze a new ...

The fifth season of this long-running CBS action series kicks off in extreme style as Texas Ranger Cordell Walker (Chuck Norris) rushes in to protect a young boy with special powers -- a child believed to be the reincarnation of a Tibetan lama. Hot on his heels is an embittered man (Yuji Okum...

  USA - Paramount) "Walker, Texas Ranger: The Fifth Season" — Chuck Norris brings Old West honor to the lawman business as he resumes rounding up bad guys. ...

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 NY - Neither is Walker Texas Ranger Fifth Season ($49.99; Paramount), the Chuck Norris hit that kickboxes its way into fans home complete and ready to watch. ...

By rastapopulus If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.( Remember the Lay’s jingle “No one can eat just one”?)Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.Chuck Norris can divide by zero.It takes Chuck Norris 2...

By Bunk Strutts He wasn't even born when Chuck Norris and Mr. T came along, so there's a definite age-gap. If Chuck and Mr. really wanted to take him out, they'd have to chase down and crank on Kirk's present-time direct lineage ancestors. Of course, maybe just taking out a few of Kirk's ancestors would be enoug...

By Bunk Strutts Looks to me like Chuck Norris wins the tournament, as he's standing right behind me as I post this. IN NO WAY COULD CAPTAIN KIRK OR MR. T BEAT CHUCK EITHER INDIVIDUALLY OR IN A TWO-ON-ONE MATCH. Chuck. You don’t even have to say his last name before he roundhouse kicks you for even thin

By Paul Zannucci Chuck Norris is on the job, and he's not someone to mess with.  I loved those Norris/Huckabee commercials back during the primaries.  Now we've got him on our side for Drill Here.  Drill Now. Pay Less. See the video Chuck Norris is on the job, and he’s not someone to mess with.  I loved those Norris/...

By Frances Martel Arkansas governor and acclaimed Carlos Norris minion Mike Huckabee of Presidential Circus fame has just been hired by a flailing Fox News, which has been in a panic since disgraced sportscaster Keith Olbermann overtook their flagship program "The O'Reilly Factor" this past week. Olbe...

 VA - After hearing about Waynesboro Family YMCA instructor Tony Cooper's recent automobile accident, television star and martial arts expert Chuck Norris donated ...

By Ywanne Recently rediscovered the entertainment value of Chuck Norris Facts. My top three: Outer space is out there because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

By withmalice Just a guess, but my Chuck Norris trumps your George McFly. And then some. 1. More options 5. Destiny Chuck does Kobe v Boston impersonation... Chuck Norris knows. He picks LA in 5.  I'm with Chuck.  You want to go against Chuck? Ok… this is my piece in response to Celtic fan Rob’s ‘Celtics in White Hats’

Detroit Red Wings forward Kris Draper’s playoff beard is bushy and red and makes him look not unlike action star Chuck Norris in his “Walker, Texas Ranger” days. Pittsburgh Penguins defenseman Ryan Whitney’s look evokes memories of ...

Wowzers, a Chuck Norris 3D door! Won best 3D presentation in door decoration contest. Ha! We also did the pool again, dragging poor Sheppard and McKay back into the Jacuzzi. We found out later (Sunday?) that the rumors of Shep & McKay in the jacuzzi were spreading around.

 CT - The Missing in Action star - real name Carlos Ray Norris - filed suit in US District Court in Manhattan against undergraduate student Ian Spector and ...

By soulbiscuit They have an article written by Chuck Norris on the need for Bible courses in US public schools. If the NCBCPS's motivations are suspect, Chuck Norris' are openly unconstitutional. Consider this quote, referring to a proposed law in Texas that would mandate Bible education.

By Rey 3) Just when we think The Octagon can't get any more surprising, we get Ernie Hudson in a 30 second cameo! He asks if Chuck is still doing martial arts competitions—No, he's doing detective work now, comes the reply—and then Ernie hurries off to probably go job hunting at Ghostbusters Head...

 PA - 11:50 PM (CC) • Braddock: Missing in Action III '88. Chuck Norris. A US colonel returns to Vietnam and fights his way out with his wife, son and Amerasian ...

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By professorsrsquared Check out what Walker, Texas Ranger has to say to the graduates of Liberty University… It’s quite good!

ACA sends power of 6 into world  IA - Tounge-in-cheek facts about "Walker Texas Ranger" star Chuck Norris, who is fabled to have superhuman powers, flashed on the screen one by one. ...

High Hopes or Higher Hype and Hooopla?'  OH - Chuck Norris (former “Walker, Texas Ranger”) puts it this way: “The 9th and 10th Amendments specify that the federal government may not do anything that ...

TV actor "Walker, Texas Ranger" Chuck Norris testified in his commencement address to Liberty University that one is wise if he lives for God.

By Gizelnort Two nights ago I was watching Missing in Action Two: Back to the Beginning in which Chuck Norris plays a Vietnam war POW who has to escape a prisoner-of-war camp where he and his fellow American inmates are being held far beyond the end ...

 VA - May 11, 2008 He gained fame and fortune, he said, and became well known for his starring role in the long-running CBS television series “Walker, Texas Ranger. ...

By scott7619 I cannot think of another actor I would pay to see act than Chuck Norris, the performance is well worth the price of a ticket. Chuck Norris performance in Walker, Texas Ranger - The Third Season is no exception, the way Chuck Norris and ...

Chuck Norris tells Liberty University grads to follow God’s path  VA - May 10, 2008 He gained fame and fortune, he said, and became well known for his starring role in the long-running CBS television series “Walker, Texas Ranger. ...

Walker, Texas Ranger" actor in local play  FL - But take away the beard and you see the right-hand man to Chuck Norris in the tv show "Walker, Texas Ranger. Gilyard was also a regular on the show ...

By Bruce The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech. This is our Internet, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as the guardians of civilizati...

University Founded By Jerry Falwell Selects Chuck Norris As ...  CA - Norris' work on film and on TV is saturated in blood, his "Walker, Texas Ranger" TV series is notable for its gratuitous violence. What would Jesus Do? ...

By David Lambert - A couple of weeks ago we posted front box art for CBS/Paramount's July 1st release of Walker, Texas Ranger - The Complete 5th Season on DVD. Now we've got a look at the rear package... (more)

By revdbh So what is this? The final solution looks like an enticement for the first. I'm sure there are those who, especially upon reading the words "Texas-tough" would cry "sign me up!" On the other hand, where some read the words "Texas-tough" and see steely cowboys in their mind's eye, others see...

com The Chuck Norris Factor,' and Other Weaknesses in Wesley Snipes's ... com, CA - But what did Chuck Norris do besides simply lend his name to his karate-school business partner's half-assed statement of support? Chuck Norris admires and ...

The truth about Chuck Norris  ID - Apr 23, 2008 And now, a new book by Ian Spector catalogues many facts about the karate-chopping man. The book, called "The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the ...

Everyone knows our favorite martial arts cowboy is Chuck Norris. He's apparently counted to infinity twice, has eaten four 30 pound bowling balls without chewing and his tears cure cancer. And now, a new book by Ian Spector catalogues ...

Chuck Norris to speak at Liberty University’s graduation Norris is best known for his long-running role on the television series “Walker, Texas Ranger,” as well as movies like “Missing in Action. ... Chuck Norris to speak at Liberty University commencement Lynchburg News and Advance

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Movie Review: Walker, Texas Ranger – Season 4  - Mar 12, 2008 Walker, Texas Ranger is the story of Cordell Walker, a Texas Ranger. Walker is played by the most pop of all culture icons, Chuck Norris. ...

Chuck Norris: The man, the myth, the madness  TX - Feb 28, 2008 The action star, Johnson said, once invited the dying child of a friend to the set of “Walker, Texas Ranger,” Norris’ popular TV show. The boy, JR Dixon, ...

By ronbrown If anyone can get to the root cause of school shootings it's Chuck Norris! … Spot on! You kick ass, Chuck Norris! Hat Tip: The Friendly Atheist If anyone can get to the root cause of school shootings it’s Chuck Norris! Here’s how Chuck breaks the NIU

On the road with HIS nominee, 52-year-old Mike Huckabee, Norris told reporters that John McCain, at a creaky 71 years old, is too old for the pressures of leading the free world. Nevermind that Reagan was less than a month shy of his 70th birthday when he took office in 1981 and Norris’ fellow...

By washedandforgiven Chuck Norris is like Paul Bunyan, except he's real. The agent of Chuck Norris asked Chuck if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. Chuck Norris' agent has been missing for almost 2 years now. Never ask Chuck Norris to be in a gay cowboy movie.

Chuck Norris gets no kick out of Book subscription), WA - Dec 28, 2007 The “Walker: Texas Ranger” actor and martial arts phenom recently filed a lawsuit against Penguin, the company that published “The Truth About Chuck Norris: ...

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Chuck Norris NEW YORK (AP) - Trading karate chops for lawyers, tough guy actor Chuck Norris is taking on a new book titled ''The Truth About Chuck Norris,'' saying it's a big lie and he wants to stop its distribution. => Read more!

By troutbumtodd@gmail.com Trading karate chops for lawyers, tough guy actor Chuck Norris is taking on a new book titled “The Truth About Chuck Norris,” saying it’sa big lie and he wants to stop its distribution. Some kids piss their name in the snow. ...

Chuck Norris aims to start a fight  OK - After I finished eight years of 'Walker, Texas Ranger' I started rethinking the league and the team concept." This "team concept" is what sets Norris' WCL ...

By Ed Darrell Chuck Norris’s brain waves could be picked up on a transistor radio — nobody knows because he doesn’t think.This must be a television advertising spot, but I hope it’s not rated as a public service spot, since it encourages stupidity and illegal school board actions.

By CitizenOfTheWorld I've been researching Mike Huckabee for a while. I am a woman and a person of color and am switching parties ASAP. But I digress... I think I am going with Chuck Norris on this one. I'm young too so I'll try to get some young people interested in this guy.

By T. Rigney The very idea that these stupendous United States could be so easily invaded by a foreign terrorist organization is a frightening one, especially in this paranoid day and age. Invasion USA proves, if nothing else, that the American people shouldn't worry their pretty little heads about...

The premise for Walker isn't all that far removed from that of any other cop/law enforcement show. Chuck Norris plays a Texas Ranger operating in the Dallas area named Cordell Walker who deals with the world's problems very much like a cowboy would... a cowboy with a penchant for kicking peopl...

By T. Rigney Breaker! Breaker! is without a doubt my all-time favorite Chuck Norris movie, far surpassing both Invasion USA and Code of Silence in terms of pure, unadulterated cheesy action mayhem. It's the quintessential '70s American martial arts picture, a painfully shallow excuse to throw 90 m...

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris. Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.