Chuck Norris

Conservative celebrities roundhouse kick Hollywood donation trend

Source: Medill Reports

 DC - Mike Huckabee. Actually, Chuck Norris did donate to a political campaign, and he did endorse a presidential candidate: Mike Huckabee, to be as precise as ...

Published Tue, Aug 26, found via Google News

View Walker, Texas Ranger - The Third Season — Get It Today!

Source: w3.shorecrest.org

Three seasons of dispensing his own brand of roundhouse-kicking justice have not slowed Texas Ranger Cordell Walker (Chuck Norris). As an appreciative observer remarks at one point during season 3, “You still have all the moves, Walker. ...

Published Sun, Aug 24, found via Google Blogs

Walker, Texas Ranger - The First Season — Get It Online Today!

Source: julieandjesse.com

An unofficial Chuck Norris fact: With apologies to Al Gore, global warming does not cause hurricanes. They are caused by the wind generated by Chuck Norris’ flurry of roundhouse kicks to the head. Which is why this seven-disc set will ...

Published Thu, Aug 21, found via Google Blogs

Spetember 08 - Martial Arts On TV (010)

Source: Combat Film

Chuck Norris. Martial arts. A pound of cheddar with every episode. It could only be Walker, Texas Ranger. Co-created by Oscar winner Paul Haggis (he of Crash fame), Walker saw Norris as the titular Ranger roundhouse kicking bad guys for ...

Published Wed, Aug 20, found via Google Blogs

View Walker, Texas Ranger - The Third Season — Get It Today!

Source: lashanda

Three seasons of dispensing his own brand of roundhouse-kicking justice have not slowed Texas Ranger Cordell Walker (Chuck Norris). As an appreciative observer remarks at one point during season 3, “You still have all the moves, Walker. ...

Published Tue, Aug 19, found via Google Blogs

[Martial Arts] Roundhouse kick

Source: Games

So, Chuck Norris has a (momentary) Karate skill level of 123. But of course, since giving Chuck Norris a skill level would be like to admit that some guy with (Chuck Norris’ skill level+1) could beat Chuck Norris, you’re all going to be ...

Published Sun, Aug 10, found via Google Blogs

Since Chuck Norris jokes I posted a while back seem to be getting the most hits, here's a little more:

Source: shawnwilson (WordPress)

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.Chuck Norris is t...

Published Mon, Aug 4, found via chuck-norris « WordPress.com Tag Feed

How the hell did Walker Texas Ranger last for 9+ seasons?

Source: thelittlestwinslow (WordPress)

A reviewer on Amazon writes: "In the world of Walker, Texas Ranger, there's no problem that can't be solved with a big truck, a few roundhouse kicks, and the unflappable-bordering-on-comatose cool of martial-arts-champion-turned-B-movie-star Chuck Norris".  How many CBS heads ALL...

Published Wed, Jul 30, found via chuck-norris « WordPress.com Tag Feed