Chuck Norris

"which celebrity would you feed to a dinosaur and why?"

source: thedaunting (WordPress)

That being said, I find that the single most bad ass person worthy of such an end would be Chuck Norris. Yes, Chuck Norris, internet phenomenon and star of Walker, Texas Ranger. (I know some of you wiser folks out there can name some other awesome and  completely kick ass celebrities out there...

Published Fri, Nov 6

Chuck Norris Facts

source: strikingthoughts (WordPress)

…he joined the United States Air Force as a Military Policeman. He was sent to Osan Air Base in South Korea, where he acquired his nickname ‘Chuck’ and soon became interested in martial arts. He began training in the Asian form of Tang Soo Do.

Published Wed, Oct 28

Chuck Norris Facts IV

source: vladerag (WordPress)

Chuck Norris’s show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn’t run. Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Published Sun, Oct 18

Hoff v. Norris

source: i29thruprovidence (WordPress)

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. H: Hoff where's the peanut butter??? He’s a lover, not a fighter. J: Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany. It's not for everyone

Published Fri, Oct 2

Fact # 63

source: ChuckNorrisIsGod.com

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Published Mon, Sep 21

Re: Recycle

source: imdb.com

To quote Chuck Norris, David Carradine knew as much about martial arts as Chuck Norris knew about acting... I myself can't however comment much about Lone Wolf McQuade as it's been close to 2 decades since I've seen it. I remember liking it, but there must be a reason I never saved the copy.

Published Wed, Jul 29

Willcox Dojo of the AOKA participates in St. David Black Belt Assn ...

source: Willcox Range

 AZ Their system teaches Chun Kuk Do, another hybrid martial art founded and first taught by Chuck Norris. Ultima Martial Arts is led by Regional Director Master Hibbs. In 1997 he won the Arizona State Black Belt Fighting Championships and the 1996 ...

Published Wed, Jun 17

Clemens senior earns perfect attendance award

source: San Antonio Express

 TX “When I was younger, I watched 'Walker, Texas Ranger,'” said Bush, referring to the show starring Chuck Norris, who played a Texas Ranger. Bush said he had a lot in common with the character played by Norris, who is a martial arts expert. ...

Published Wed, Jun 17