Chuck Norris

"which celebrity would you feed to a dinosaur and why?"

source: thedaunting (WordPress)

That being said, I find that the single most bad ass person worthy of such an end would be Chuck Norris. Yes, Chuck Norris, internet phenomenon and star of Walker, Texas Ranger. (I know some of you wiser folks out there can name some other awesome and  completely kick ass celebrities out there...

Published Fri, Nov 6

Chuck Norris Facts IV

source: vladerag (WordPress)

Chuck Norris’s show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn’t run. Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Published Sun, Oct 18

Hoff v. Norris

source: i29thruprovidence (WordPress)

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. H: Hoff where's the peanut butter??? He’s a lover, not a fighter. J: Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany. It's not for everyone

Published Fri, Oct 2

Fact # 63

source: ChuckNorrisIsGod.com

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Published Mon, Sep 21

Clemens senior earns perfect attendance award

source: San Antonio Express

 TX “When I was younger, I watched 'Walker, Texas Ranger,'” said Bush, referring to the show starring Chuck Norris, who played a Texas Ranger. Bush said he had a lot in common with the character played by Norris, who is a martial arts expert. ...

Published Wed, Jun 17

Chuck Norris endorses Vander Plaats

source: Iowa Independent

The Norris endorsement comes just days after former Arkansas governor and Iowa Caucus winner Mike Huckabee formally endorsed Vander Plaats at a fundraiser in Spirit Lake. Norris was a big supporter of Huckabee's presidential campaign. ...

Published Fri, Jun 12

William Sanderson

source: A.V. Club

Those Chuck Norris shows, like Walker, Texas Ranger, I think they come from Lone Wolf McQuade. In that role, even though it may not go in the archives, ... and more »

Published Wed, Jun 10

Huckabee Out In Front For Republicans In 2012

source: Politics Daily

 DC Mike Huckabee must think that anything is possible with Chuck Norris by his side, and the latest polls only help to prove that point. The former Arkansas governor and Chuck Norris-endorsed 2008 presidential candidate is making strides in a race that no ...

Published Thu, Jun 4