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Constitution survives Chuck Norris roundhouse kick 
timpanogos (WordPress) | by Ed Darrell | Mon, Nov 19
Mon, Nov 19
Chuck Norris’s brain waves could be picked up on a transistor radio — nobody knows because he doesn’t think.This must be a television advertising spot, but I hope it’s not rated as a public service spot, since it encourages stupidity and illegal school board actions.
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