shawnwilson (WordPress) | by shawnwilson | Mon, Dec 29
Mon, Dec 29
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. When Chuck was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: “What is courage?” Chuck received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only hi...