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Father Chuck Norris had many sons e.g. Tiger Power!!! 
ukwelii (WordPress) | by ukwelii | Thu, Jan 29
Thu, Jan 29
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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“If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you.” “Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice.” “Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.” “Chuck Norris can fry ants with a magnifying glass. At night.” Even Chuck Norris.
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3. If you have five bucks and Chuck Norris has five bucks, Chuck Norris has more money than you. 4. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. 5. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. 10. Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter. 12. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.
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Mike Huckabee: Voter Tested, Chuck Norris Approved - The Amherst Student
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Mike Huckabee: Voter Tested, Chuck Norris Approved The Amherst Student, MA - Nov 29, 2007 I speak, of course, of Chuck Norris, the famous martial arts expert and “Walker, Texas Ranger” star, who allegedly both counted to infinity twice and lost ...
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