http | by ukwelii | Thu, Jan 29
Thu, Jan 29
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
3 bloggers weighed in on a similar topic
10 Months Ago,
ukwelii from ukwelii (WordPress) says
(in Father Chuck Norris had many sons e.g. Tiger Power!!!)
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
And
ukwelii from ukwelii.en (WordPress) says
(in Father Chuck Norris had many sons e.g. Tiger Power!!!)
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
17 Months Ago,
Moye from chopstix (WordPress) says
(in Chuck Norris IS NOT FUNNY.)
Really, people. Didn't you get the memo back in 2007 that Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny anymore?
Anyway, apparently Chuck Norris is behind his own game because he is NOW launching a mobile video game, Chuck Norris' Bring On The Pain. Yes, now. NOW. Now as in July, 2008.