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Thu, Jan 29
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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