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ROFLMAO. Facts about Chuck Norris

AngryFish's Last.fm Journal | Thu, Jan 12

Thu, Jan 12 Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.

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Last Month, ChuckNorrisIsGod.com says (in Fact # 19) If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.