Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks himself onto iPhone

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Norris and his facial hair have teamed up with Gameloft to launch their own iPhone game, Chuck Norris: Bring the Pain. source @ www.kotaku.com Norris and his facial hair have teamed up with Gameloft to launch their own iPhone game, Chuck Norr

Published Mon, Oct 26

The Norris Truth

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Published Sun, Oct 25

Chuck Norris : God and Guns, Part 2 - Townhall.com

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Chuck Norris : God and Guns, Part 2 – Townhall.com Some don’t like Norris. I do. He tells it as he sees it and I generally agree with him. Posted using ShareThis Chuck Norris : God and Guns, Part 2 – Townhall.com Some don’t like Norris. I do. He tell

Published Wed, Oct 21

Chuck Norris' corner...sorry... I meant universe.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people quicker than Death can process them.Chuck Norris can play the violin…… …with a piano.Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Bret...

Published Mon, Oct 19

Chuck Norris, A filler blog

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.When Chuck Norris plays monopoly it affects the economy.Guns carry Chuck Norris for protection.Chuck Norris doesnt belive in GOD. GOD believes in himChuck Norris watches blu-ray discs on a VCR.If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels l...

Published Fri, Oct 16

Hoff v. Norris

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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. H: Hoff where's the peanut butter??? He’s a lover, not a fighter. J: Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany. It's not for everyone

Published Fri, Oct 2

Opinion: Slow Down to Move Faster

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When I was 18 years old, I read a book by one of my boyhood heroes, Master Chuck Norris.  It was called Secret of Inner Strength. This book really changed how I viewed Master Norris, and how I developed as a martial artist. When I was 18 years old, I read a book by one of my boyhood heroes, Master Chuc...

Published Sun, Sep 27

Fact # 49

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When Chuck Norris plays Red Rover, he walks over to the other line, roundhouse-kicks the first person, watches them all fall over in a domino, and screams out "Norris is over".

Published Sun, Sep 27