Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris on Hannity

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From Wikipedia Progressive Republicans promising free homesteads to farmers?  Good lord, they’re commies -  Quick Chuck Norris, roundhouse kick yourself in the head! Norris repeatedly jokes about what he would do to those he did not approve of, and for some reason I

Published Sun, Nov 15

The Most Badass Sketch Card There Ever Was

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Chuck!!!!!!!!!!! That’s right, it’s a sketch card of Chuck-Freakin’-Norris!  My dad has been a big fan of Chuck Norris for a long, long time (decades before Chuck Norris Facts, the Walker, Texas Ranger Lever, or even Walker, Texas Ranger itself made it cool), so it’s only appropriate th...

Published Sat, Nov 14

Sage Advice From The Karate Kommando

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Some of you are too young to remember Chuck Norris and the Karate Kommandos. Sadly, I am not. Anyhow, lets close this latest discussion of Chuck with some philosophical advice from Prime One. “Sorry guys this is an emergency, I’m Chuck Norris.” BCP

Published Fri, Oct 30

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks himself onto iPhone

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Norris and his facial hair have teamed up with Gameloft to launch their own iPhone game, Chuck Norris: Bring the Pain. source @ www.kotaku.com Norris and his facial hair have teamed up with Gameloft to launch their own iPhone game, Chuck Norr

Published Mon, Oct 26

The Norris Truth

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Published Sun, Oct 25

Chuck Norris : God and Guns, Part 2 - Townhall.com

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Chuck Norris : God and Guns, Part 2 – Townhall.com Some don’t like Norris. I do. He tells it as he sees it and I generally agree with him. Posted using ShareThis Chuck Norris : God and Guns, Part 2 – Townhall.com Some don’t like Norris. I do. He tell

Published Wed, Oct 21

Chuck Norris' corner...sorry... I meant universe.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people quicker than Death can process them.Chuck Norris can play the violin…… …with a piano.Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Bret...

Published Mon, Oct 19

Chuck Norris, A filler blog

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.When Chuck Norris plays monopoly it affects the economy.Guns carry Chuck Norris for protection.Chuck Norris doesnt belive in GOD. GOD believes in himChuck Norris watches blu-ray discs on a VCR.If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels l...

Published Fri, Oct 16