Chuck Norris

The Octagon

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I was working on a computer just now, and the dude had a Chuck Norris Calender, with a bunch of funny Chuck Norris jokes. As for  Chuck Norris, He can lead a horse to water, AND make him drink. I was working on a computer just now, and the dude had a Chuck Norris Calender, with a bunch of funn

Published Tue, Oct 27

Re: imagine Steven Seagal would come up with his own 'JCVD'

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that's hilarious, thanx. reminds me of : (Lone Wolf McQuade - Trivia) David Carradine was warned by Chuck Norris for kicking too hard during the final scene. Sauerkraut

Published Sun, Oct 25

Re: Rate CHUCK NORRIS' movies!

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Nothing above a 7/10 (Lone Wolf McQuade) but mostly fun movies, even if corny and as wooden as a sequoia. You Can't Fool Me...I'm a Moron!

Published Fri, Oct 23

Re: NEW GAME - 'WHOOPSIE!' MOVIE GAME

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Lone Wolf McQuade - It's common knowledge that had Chuck Norris and David Carradine ever actually fought, the universe would have imploded. Talk Sense or Be Silent Hávamál, line 99

Published Thu, Oct 22

OFLN III

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“Yeah! What’s his name?” “Delta Force. Can I just say I got my first rim job???” “…and the pillowcase has my cousin’s face on it! I mean, I feel kinda bad cuz she’s so cute!” “Wait, what???? I thought it was a DUDE cousin!!!” Thank God for Schmolly. And thank god for Chuck Norris.

Published Fri, Oct 9

Re: Recently Watched Movies new [Re: Neal]

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Lone Wolf McQuade It was cheesy beyond compare, the acting was terrible and the ending was one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen, yet Chuck Norris and his roundhouse kicks made it pure awesome. I give it 7 McNuggets out of 10.

Published Mon, Sep 7

Chuck Norris Backs Lou Dobbs on Obama Birth Records

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” battle. In a recent syndicated column featured on Creators.com, Lone Wolf McQuade proves he is not missing in action by politely but...

Published Tue, Aug 4

Re: Recycle

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To quote Chuck Norris, David Carradine knew as much about martial arts as Chuck Norris knew about acting... I myself can't however comment much about Lone Wolf McQuade as it's been close to 2 decades since I've seen it. I remember liking it, but there must be a reason I never saved the copy.

Published Wed, Jul 29