Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't fear Death. Death fears Chuck Norris.

source: hellobrownie (WordPress)

Chuck Norris don't need music, he create the music. You can't hit Chuck Norris. He is the champion of Karaté. Chuck Norris is Walker Texas Ranger and he hit peoples with his feet. No one can write on the wall of Chuck Norris, or he will kill you. The friends of Chuck Norris are who he want. Chuck Norris...

Published Thu, Nov 19

The Most Badass Sketch Card There Ever Was

source: lonestarr (WordPress)

Chuck!!!!!!!!!!! That’s right, it’s a sketch card of Chuck-Freakin’-Norris!  My dad has been a big fan of Chuck Norris for a long, long time (decades before Chuck Norris Facts, the Walker, Texas Ranger Lever, or even Walker, Texas Ranger itself made it cool), so it’s only appropriate th...

Published Sat, Nov 14

Chuck Norris Facts IV

source: vladerag (WordPress)

Chuck Norris’s show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn’t run. Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Published Sun, Oct 18

Hoff v. Norris

source: i29thruprovidence (WordPress)

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. H: Hoff where's the peanut butter??? He’s a lover, not a fighter. J: Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany. It's not for everyone

Published Fri, Oct 2

Fact # 63

source: ChuckNorrisIsGod.com

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Published Mon, Sep 21

Clemens senior earns perfect attendance award

source: San Antonio Express

 TX “When I was younger, I watched 'Walker, Texas Ranger,'” said Bush, referring to the show starring Chuck Norris, who played a Texas Ranger. Bush said he had a lot in common with the character played by Norris, who is a martial arts expert. ...

Published Wed, Jun 17

William Sanderson

source: A.V. Club

Those Chuck Norris shows, like Walker, Texas Ranger, I think they come from Lone Wolf McQuade. In that role, even though it may not go in the archives, ... and more »

Published Wed, Jun 10

Heeere's Conan!

source: Columbus Dispatch

 OH Walker, Texas Ranger lever: O'Brien uses the device to activate video clips of Chuck Norris (above) unleashing his fists and feet of fury. The first episode of Late Night With Conan O'Brien, in 1993, opened with a skit in which the relatively unknown ...

Published Mon, Jun 1