Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't fear Death. Death fears Chuck Norris.

source: hellobrownie (WordPress)

Chuck Norris don't need music, he create the music. You can't hit Chuck Norris. He is the champion of Karaté. Chuck Norris is Walker Texas Ranger and he hit peoples with his feet. No one can write on the wall of Chuck Norris, or he will kill you. The friends of Chuck Norris are who he want. Chuck Norris...

Published Thu, Nov 19

The Most Badass Sketch Card There Ever Was

source: lonestarr (WordPress)

Chuck!!!!!!!!!!! That’s right, it’s a sketch card of Chuck-Freakin’-Norris!  My dad has been a big fan of Chuck Norris for a long, long time (decades before Chuck Norris Facts, the Walker, Texas Ranger Lever, or even Walker, Texas Ranger itself made it cool), so it’s only appropriate th...

Published Sat, Nov 14

Chuck Norris Facts: Chuck Norris can solve the immigration debate

source: standing-firm.com

Its worth noting that Chuck Norris thinks Mike Huckabee, his personal friend who he backs politically, would be open to a pathway to legalization for undocumented immigrants living in the United States. Ahem, GOP, listen to Chuck Norris – he knows all.

Published Tue, Nov 10

"which celebrity would you feed to a dinosaur and why?"

source: thedaunting (WordPress)

That being said, I find that the single most bad ass person worthy of such an end would be Chuck Norris. Yes, Chuck Norris, internet phenomenon and star of Walker, Texas Ranger. (I know some of you wiser folks out there can name some other awesome and  completely kick ass celebrities out there...

Published Fri, Nov 6

Chuck Norris Facts IV

source: vladerag (WordPress)

Chuck Norris’s show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn’t run. Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Published Sun, Oct 18

Hoff v. Norris

source: i29thruprovidence (WordPress)

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. H: Hoff where's the peanut butter??? He’s a lover, not a fighter. J: Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany. It's not for everyone

Published Fri, Oct 2

Fact # 63

source: ChuckNorrisIsGod.com

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Published Mon, Sep 21

Clemens senior earns perfect attendance award

source: San Antonio Express

 TX “When I was younger, I watched 'Walker, Texas Ranger,'” said Bush, referring to the show starring Chuck Norris, who played a Texas Ranger. Bush said he had a lot in common with the character played by Norris, who is a martial arts expert. ...

Published Wed, Jun 17