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Action star and former World Karate Champion Chuck Norris ("Missing in Action," "Delta Force," TV's "Walker: Texas Ranger") travels to Hong Kong to take on the Mob. Action-packed adventure stars Norris and Mary Louise Weller ("Serpico," "National Lampoon's Animal House").
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