Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris-isms.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.Ch...

Published Sun, Nov 8

Fact # 204

source: ChuckNorrisIsGod.com

Chuck Norris roundhouse kick lessons are available at 412-874-8092.

Published Sat, Oct 31

Fact # 546

source: ChuckNorrisIsGod.com

Chuck Norris need not fear the bed bugs' bite, bed bugs fear Chuck Norris's roundhouse.

Published Sat, Oct 31

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks himself onto iPhone

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Norris and his facial hair have teamed up with Gameloft to launch their own iPhone game, Chuck Norris: Bring the Pain. source @ www.kotaku.com Norris and his facial hair have teamed up with Gameloft to launch their own iPhone game, Chuck Norr

Published Mon, Oct 26

Fact # 249

source: ChuckNorrisIsGod.com

When Chuck Norris walked out of his mother's womb, beard and all, his doctor tried to spank him but Chuck quickly Roundhouse kicked him into orbit, as the doctor landed he killed all the dinosaurs and himself, this was the 4th person Chuck Norris killed.

Published Fri, Oct 23

Pleated Jeans Answers Your Questions

source: pleatedjeans (WordPress)

Of all the 1980s martial artist action heroes, you are the best. Bloodsport changed my life. Everyone knows that if Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan jumped you in an alley, you’d roundhouse kick those white belts into next week. But my question is, how many seconds exactly would it take you  to sen...

Published Mon, Oct 5

Fact # 49

source: ChuckNorrisIsGod.com

When Chuck Norris plays Red Rover, he walks over to the other line, roundhouse-kicks the first person, watches them all fall over in a domino, and screams out "Norris is over".

Published Sun, Sep 27

Fact # 19

source: ChuckNorrisIsGod.com

If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.

Published Mon, Sep 21