Cincinnati Bengals

By DAULERIO But before we inaugurate Edwardian fever in earnest, let me take you back to an enchanted time in the mythical land of "Cincinnati," where, in the middle 1980's, a magical team called either the "Ben-gals" or the "Ven-gals" (depending on your reading of Aramaic) cut a swath through the AF...

By DAULERIO Marvin Lewis has the seemingly insurmountable task of changing the Bengals' from one of the most clink-happy and character-deprived football teams in league history to something ... better. Chris Henry is gone, but the scars still remain. The attitude and atmosphere has to change in 2008, s...

By Leitch Giants at Eagles Five Potential Key Injuries • Jeff Garcia (back) • Chris McAlister (composure) • Jonathan Ogden (Hammerheadism) • Kenoy Kennedy (frozen in carbonite) • Jon Kitna (God not actually real) Sunday Afternoon Movie Of The Week For Dolphins Fans

Nobody in their right mind actually cares about the outcome of the Bengals/Cardinals contest (Will and Bengal fans are clearly insane), but the fantasy playoffs are right around the corner! Carson Palmer is doing his best to spread the points around. He's thrown touchdown passes to TJ Ho...

By Leitch Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry was just reinstated to the NFL after an eight-game suspension. That's good. Police are already investigating him for another incident. That's bad. Police were called to the parking garage of Newport on the Levee Tuesday night, on reports of a pa...

By Leitch Redskins at Packers: Chris Berman recently said that rooting for Brett Favre is like rooting for America. I'm not sure Chris understands just how many people out there fucking hate America. Two Throwgasms: One Throwgasm: Texans at Jaguars Sunday Afternoon Film Of The Week For Rams Fans

By Leitch Yes, the folks at Paul Brown Stadium are seeking permission to kill pigeons that are heading into the fans' area. This seems like a potentially fun side attraction for the kids of Cincinnati; watch the men in jackets murder birds! Pigeon droppings have been falling on patrons and into thei...

Patriots at Bengals: Though it's a long shot, I'd like to see the Bengals pull off the upset here. But, more importantly, I'd like Carson Palmer to find a store that can sell him an upper lip, because I'll be damned if the guy wasn't born without a mustache landing pad. Maybe he and Tate Donovan c...

By Leitch The woman seen in the above video, screaming and carrying on about the Cincinnati Bengals, is Lauren Ritter. (You can watch her video here.) She's mentioned as having "sent in" the video, but if that's so, she probably just needed the interoffice mail: She's an ESPN employee. A production as...