Courtney Love

By Michael K Courtney Love must be sick of ventriloquists randomly sticking their fists up her ass to get her to speak, because she has vowed that she will never put her parts under the knife again. Courtney told The Sun that she was scared straight after staring at the luminous face of Jocelyn Wildenste...

By Michael K Apparently, Courtney Love has been telling friends that she can barely feed her 17-year-old daughter Frances Bean and is about to get put out of The Mercer Hotel, because she's only got a few coins to her name. Some source said that Courtney told her friend, "I'm fucked now dude. I have 120 buc...

By Michael K Yeah, I'm sure she'll rock Hugo's caracas (PASS THE EYE CLOROX). Courtney thinks that if she plays her pussy right she can be the new first lady of Venezuela. Actually, I take that back. Courtney probably doesn't even know who Hugo Chavez is. Courtney gets all her news from her hallucinations.

By Michael K Dr. Sebastian said, "She stormed out screaming, 'I am going to get you thrown out!' She jumped on me, went crazy and dragged me over to security by the arm and claimed that I'd attacked her. They were trying to calm her down, but she was out of control. She was like a possessed woman. I absolutely di...

By Michael K Last month, Courtney Love said that she was going to put a little chunk on her bones after doctors told her that being skinnier than Posh Beckham's tampon (which is skinnier than a roach's clit) is not healthy. So what has Court been doing to fatten up? The Daily Mail says that she's been eatin...

By Michael K American Express has filed a lawsuit against Courtney Love, because she owes them $352,059.67 in charges and unpaid fees. Courtney hasn't made any payments, so her three AMEX cards have been suspended. Courtney's publicist, Mr. Twitter, had this to say:

By Michael K So, Courtney Love took a break from barfing up all her whippit-infused schizo thoughts on Twitter, to talk to Page Six about the current state of Pamela Anderson. CLove said, "Pam Anderson doesn't even have a credit card. And she lives in Paradise Cove -- which is in Malibu, but it's a trailer...

By Michael K Remember when Courtney Love was traipsing the streets of Beverly Hills with hundreds of "important financial documents" screaming about how someone stole all her money. You know, she was yammering on and on about magical evil trolls that snuck into her wallet and robbed her of millions o...

By Michael K A couple that butchers their face together, stays together. That's always been my motto and that's why I think Mickey Rourke and Courtney Love make sense as a couple. Here's Loki's new stepmommy, the Queen of Disaster, trolling around in London lst night.

By Michael K Oh, Courtney Love really did try to bring the sexiness at the Elle Style Awards in London tonight, but then she kind of turned around and brought sexy back fat instead. I just want to rush over to her, lift up that skin with my fingers and Gorilla Glue it in place. If that didn't work, I'd just thro...

By Michael K There really needs to be a game show that challenges contestants to decipher Courtney Love's crack rants. It can be hosted by Joaquin Phoenix, because Courtney Love is speaking his thoughts. You know, I'm trying to summarize this shit, but I don't think it's even possible! Especially sinc...

By Michael K I'm sitting here sipping on some Asti like a real classy lady and catching up on all the shit I missed yesterday. I am so fucking glad I'm reading Courtney Love's latest crazy rant while riding on an Asti bubble, because it's so much more entertaining. Seriously, you would think I was watching...

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By Michael K Courtney Love is the reason why Prop 8 passed! Or "soemthin." In a friends-only blog, confusing Court sounds like she's happy about the ban on gay marriage. But she's obviously just confused about the confusing Prop 8. Seriously, I think a lot of bitches were confused. I heard that some bitche...

Come on, other than Courtney Love, everyone knew that voting yes meant banning gay marriage. The whole damn thing barely had one sentence to it (seriously, all it had was "only marriage between a man and woman is valid or recognized in ...

By Michael K Lindsay Lohan was eating lunch at some joint in Los Angeles when some fans started screaming, "Courtney! Courtney!" Oh shit. A source told Star Magazine that the fans mistook HoHan for Courtney Love.

By Michael K Court is currently in London with Frances Bean, because they are house hunting. Hey, it's a fair trade! Heather Mills is moving here, so we're giving England the gift of Courtney Love. We're also interested in trading their Jodie Marsh for our Paris Hilton. We need new dirty snatch around the...

By Michael K Last week, Courtney Love visited a police department in Los Angeles to file a report claiming Kurt Cobain has been the victim of identity theft. Court said thieves used Kurt's SSN to buy a $3 million mansion in New Jersey. She also thinks they opened over 180 credit cards and stole around $72 m...