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A blind stripper applies for college; Dick Birchum wants swimming lessons for his conjoined twins. www.tv.com

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Elmer calls about a gay cruise; Danny seeks out the help of a rabbi. www.tv.com

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Gladys gets intimate with slime; Elmer needs the lotto numbers. www.tv.com

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Elmer calls a brothel looking for a woman he met 30 years ago; Marion inquires about plastic surgery for her 11-year-old daughter. www.tv.com

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Spoonie calls the country club for tee time; Niles needs healthcare; Elmer needs hearing aids. www.tv.com

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Original at TV.com external link • Sun, Feb 1

Karl Malone looks for Beanie Babies; Danny calls a caterer; Elmer complains to the cable company; Hadassah calls from the Dept. of Waste. www.tv.com

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Jimmy Kimmel plays the voice of Jessica Simpson's assistant who books her an appointment at a day spa. www.tv.com

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Niles orders custom invitations; Selectman Tony Deloge reaches out to voters; Helen needs help with her parrot; Bobby tries to help kids. www.tv.com

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