Dance War: Bruno vs. Carrie Ann

Carrie Ann At one point during the "Dance War" finale, I raised my hands to the heavens and yelled, "Enough!" If I'd known that I'd have to watch 75 minutes of Bruno and Carrie Ann talk about things I'd already seen, I would have just ...

Remember when Alice fell down the rabbit hole and suddenly she was gallivanting with mad hatters, talking cards, and swam in a sea of her own tears? Well, none of that happened this week on "Dance War," but the completely illogical chain of events in that story applies to this baffling danc...

By Starpulse Magic isn't about making things actually disappear, but it is about the art of distraction. "Dance War: Bruno vs. Carrie Ann" is not about dance but about the illusion of dance. "Dance War" is not an actual competition, but the illusion of a competition. We know this because ABC is slowly turni...

By Starpulse What could have been the most unique aspect to "Dance War: Bruno vs. Carrie Ann" was its promise that Bruno and Carrie Ann would put up, shut up, and lay their own dancing skills to the test. What a slick switcheroo, however, to reveal that each team has its own hired choreographer, rendering t...

Carrie Ann It's another dose of "Dance War: Bruno vs. Carrie Ann," and this episode went down as smoothly as chunky peanut butter on dry toast topped with Bubblelicious gum. => Read more!