Dancing with the Stars

 OH Gilles Marini and Cheryl Burke: I don't know who decided to dance a quickstep to the rock song "Kryptonite," but it was a stroke of genius! The unusual song choice was a make-or-break move, but Cheryl pulled it off with stellar choreo, ...

By Sean Paul Mahoney In its previous three seasons, ABC’s Dancing with the Stars has dished out harmless and mindless entertainment. The show’s success is no mystery. The whole family can watch it and not worry about someone getting shot. The shouting Euro announcer (CARRIE ANN INABA!!) is fun to imitate. Forgo...

By TV with MeeVee So far this season on Dancing with the Stars, we’re down one supermodel and one Miss USA beauty.  It stands to reason, then, that America would ax yet another gorgeous, cane-sugar-sweet female.Leeza Gibbons is the latest victim, and I’m already missing her positive energy and fabulous-a...

By Beth Gottfried I know I rant a lot about my distaste for how long this show seems to drag on each week. But there's a legitimate excuse for why I do so. I get so painfully bored sometimes. There can only be so much filler in any given episode and as the teams were eliminated, there was just as much time allotted (1.5 h...

By Beth Gottfried I came back from last night's romantic Indian dinner and decadent hot fudge sundae (thanks Ilan) to a show I was half dreading. My own sixth sense is akin to the one that Haley Joel Osment channeled in that blockbuster M. Night Shymalan film. RE: We both live in a perpetual state of fear of some to...

By Beth Gottfried If Jerry Rice makes it to the Finals of Dancing with the Stars, I'll shoot myself. Okay, I think I've said that before, but I'll be really angry and disappointed. No one likes me moody, trust me. I learned this lesson while still a tot. Nonetheless, when I get into a funk (which is likely to happen i...

By Beth Gottfried Stacy Keibler sported a sizzling spread in this month's Stuff. Yes, I've actually seen it. My former roommate subscribes to the magazine. "It's for the articles, Beth," he assures me. It's a long-standing joke between the two of us and I play along as usual. After all, it's not like I'm not the te...

By Beth Gottfried This week's program promised to be "the sexiest show ever." I don't know about you, but when someone or something holds up such a disclaimer, chances are, it rarely lives up to the hype. Still, the Samba, a Brazilian Carnivale dance that features scantily clad dancers jiggling their hips an...