Dancing with the Stars

By Missy Last night, all danced thrice. Tonight, three will remain. Who does America like the least? Let’s find out, after 55 minutes of filler, on … Dancing with the Stars! So there we have our finalists. Mya the high-scorer, Donny the entertainer, and Kelly the giddy-bubbly-smiler. Next week: free...

By Missy It’s hard to believe that 9 weeks ago we had to sit through sixteen celebrities. And yet, here we are at the final four. Donny Osmond, Kelly Osbourne, Mya, and Joanna Krupa are in the home stretch, fighting through the last couple of weeks, battling for that hideous mirror ball trophy. Let’s ro...

By The Disney Chick 4th place – Aaron and Karina & Donny and Kym (50) Besides me and Buble, Donny and Kym are feelin’ good, because they’re safe, leaving Aaron/Karina and Kelly/Louis in the bottom two. “It’s a stupid TV show about dancing, what are you crying about it for?” – Kenny Mayne (re: Aaron, duh)

By The Disney Chick Then Michael Buble came back to bring some much-needed class to the ballroom, and he went ahead and did “Feelin’ Good,” my favorite Buble tune, and then I got all starry-eyed and mesmerized by the fact that Dolph Lundgren has a doppelganger and he’s a professional ballroom dancer. Who was t...

By The Disney Chick Donny Osmond and Kym Johnson – Viennese Waltz: No other couple is doing the Viennese Waltz tonight, so Donny doesn’t have to worry about besting anyone. This was a sweet, light, sophisticated waltz. Really, truly lovely, like the perfect wedding dance.  Bruno called him the ultimate enter...

By Missy Last night, the stars danced. Then they danced some more. Then Aaron had skeevy facial hair. Tonight, two couples will go home. It’s time for the Dancing with the Stars results show! Right out of the gate, we get to see an encore of the dance from Team Tango. The band’s version of “You Give Love [...]Sa...

By Missy Last week: two couples went home! This week: two more couples will go home! Will Michael & Anna ever leave? Lacey is out with the flu! There’s more group dancing! Live, from Hollywood, it’s Dancing with the Stars! Dancing, dancing, and more dancing after the jump!

By The Disney Chick Things got mixed up early on when the show opened with the musical guest Taylor Swift performing her new single. I’m not sure who the couple was that danced during her performance, but apparently they didn’t get the memo that Len hates when female ballroom dancers don’t wear ballroom shoes.

By The Disney Chick After last week’s surprise elimination, Dancing with the Stars continues its reign of high-stakes terror:  it’s a double elimination week! With the first-ever dance marathon! And with this week’s dance styles being on completely different ends of the ballroom spectrum, it’s going t...

By Missy I turned on the TV at 10pm, just in time to see the eliminated contestants do their final dance. Because the results show ran until 10:01pm. Thanks, ABC — I hope that extra minute was totally worth it. Oh well, now I won’t be on the edge of my seat as I watch the results show. That said, onward with … Da...

By Missy Aaron & Karina – Argentine Tango – Last week, Carrie Ann told him to chill out; his desperation makes him hard to watch. This week, he has to tackle another sexy dance, but there’s still nothing sexy about him. Karina brought in some friends to show Aaron the manly moves, and it made Aaron a...

By The Disney Chick Hey, did you know it’s tough to be on Dancing with the Stars? No? Well, here’s a tribute to whining about being tired/frustrated/confused. It seems like they have a variation on this filler video almost every week, and it’s beginning to get old.

By The Disney Chick It’s week 4 on Dancing with the Stars, and we’re down one DeLay due to injury.  It’s a darn good thing the show started with 16 contestants this season – the producers can probably spare a couple more unexpected departures without it affecting this season’s projected end date.  But enough sp...

By Missy Mixing up the results process once again, the three lowest scoring male celebrities are onstage. In no particular order, we’ll find out if they’re safe or in jeopardy. Tom & Cheryl are safe (way to go, America). Michael & Anna are in jeopardy. Chuck & Anna are safe. But will Tom be ab...

By Missy It’s Monday night, and you know what that means! Well, actually, it means it’s adult night down at the local roller rink, where I can roller boogie like it’s 1983. But now that I’m home from that, it’s time for Dancing with the Stars! Tonight the celebrities will be dancing either the Rumba or...

By The Disney Chick Did you know Dancing with the Stars has a fancy new training center? No? Well, lucky for you there’s a three minute tribute video where all the celebrities talk about how great it is. Colorful walls! Fake stairs! You can spy on the competition! It’s all very One Danced Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.

By The Disney Chick It’s week 2 on Dancing with the Stars, and the men and women will finally be competing head to head. The dances this week are the jive, the quickstep, and the tango, which are all difficult styles in their own right, plus they’ve only had four days to prepare – so this should be an interesting sh...

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By The Disney Chick Two nights, four hours, and twenty ballroom dances later, the first results show of season 9 is here! Based on this week’s shows, I’d say the season is shaping up quite nicely – but alas, the ballroom is cruel, and two people are going home. Women:

By Missy Now it’s time for the rest of the teams to do the Cha-Cha-Cha relay. Kelly & Louis, Macy & Jonathan, Mya & Dmitry, and Melissa & Mark are ready to shimmy and shake. Kelly worries about Mya’s sexiness. Melissa is also worried about Mya. Macy appears to have no shimmy at all.

By Missy Ah, autumn. Time for crisp, cool weather; beautiful colors in the trees; and lots of reality television. Whether you like dancing, or celebrities, or awkward pseudo-famous people who don’t know the Paso Doble from their elbow … it’s time for Dancing with the Stars!

By John Frost Ladies and Gentlemen strap on your dancing shoes, another season of Dancing With the Stars is right around the corner. A new slate of celebrities, some more worth celebrating than others, has just been announced. So without any further ado, here they are:

By Mark Baker And then there were three. Yep, we’re down to the finals of season 8 of Dancing with the Stars. I’m in the camp that says Gilles is the front runner, but he is going to have stiff competition from Melissa and Shawn. This really could be anyone’s trophy, still. As a reminder, we get to watch [...]

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By Mark Baker The couple going home is Lawrence & Edyta. And Lawrence seems very happy about it, too. They seem to have enjoyed each other during the show even if he is ready to go. Obviously, his fan base wasn’t as strong as I gave it credit for being. I know this will sound cold to some people, but he was one o...

By Mark Baker 1. Brooke - 55 2. Warren - 54 3. Lance - 50 4. Cody - 48 4. Maurice - 48 Encore: I’m really beginning to think that my gal Brooke will never get an encore.  While she and Warren tied in the Ballroom round, my guess is they will want to see his Tango over hers even though it should be the other way around.

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By Mark Baker And now it’s time for the team dances. Each team consists of three couples who will have solo parts as well as the team dancing together. The judges will score the dance, and that total will be added to the individual dances, giving the couples their total for the night. We’ll see how it all plays...

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By Mark Baker Now comes the tricky part. If there is an elimination, it really needs to be Cloris who goes. She adds lots of fun to the show, but everyone else is a better dancer and actually seems to be trying. Dancing with the Stars: Jive, Viennese Waltz, & Injury

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By Carstairs38 Cristian de la Fuente & Cheryl Burke - Jive - Now that's the high energy Jive I look for.  The footsteps were fast and frenzied.  And it looked like they were having fun.  I think they got off to the side a little too much at the end, but they didn't let that show at all.  The judges thought it was h...