David Beckham

By Rick Chandler What's a keck? Probably gibberish: I fully believe that they make up words over there just so they'll get a rhyme. But the story pertains to AC Milan striker Marco Borriello, who says that he can't wait for David Beckham to arrive with the team after Christmas, where he is on loan through Marc...

By Rick Chandler Only in San Francisco will you find a 100-foot poster of David Beckham in his underpants: A new, proud landmark here to rival the Golden Gate Bridge, the Transamerica Pyramid and Coit Tower. But unlike the latter two, which are clearly all natural, certain portions of Beckham's gigantic l...

By Leitch That may be fine when it comes to plowing HER field, but the MLS needs every inch of Beckham The Player to take soccer to the next level. That means no more jetting off to make cameos for England three days before a Galaxy game. Congratulations on your 100th cap, Becks, you looked sharp launchin...

By Leitch David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer Alas, having James Bond in their corner didn't help ManU against Portsmouth on Saturday because in the FA Cup, you only live once. As I'm sure Roger Moore would have told me had he been at Kinsale on Saturday, live and let die.

By Leitch I was in a tumbleweed diner in the middle of the Arizona desert on my way to to witness Michael Strahan doing things to Tom Brady's testicles that Giselle Bundchen probably never tried. I looked up at the white-haired waitress and saw tears running down her leathery face. She, too, had heard t...

By Leitch Becks said that it would be a "dream" to play under Capello again, but as someone who now knows a little something about dreams, it will take more than an Arsenal kit to get him that 100th cap for a quarter Jew like him. I might even loan him my yarmulka.

By Leitch This is the main picture you see of David Beckham anymore; sitting in a luxury box with his oddly named children, watching his "teammates" of the LA Galaxy play (and lose) without him. The rumors about Beckham being "lent" to England appear to be without merit, but, clearly, Beckham's firs...

By Leitch David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer. Believe me, I thought about it. With the Days of Atonement nearly upon us, it would have gotten me out of 24 hours of fasting (OK, seven), and I won't have to repent for all the sins I have committed against MLS and David Beckham.

By Leitch In a promotional photo shoot with Reggie Bush and the New Orleans Saints, David Beckham definitively illustrates, once and for all, the differences between football players and soccer players. Beckham Plays The Yanks At Their Own Game [UK Daily Mail]

By MJD Poor David Beckham. He had his heart set on attending the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes wedding until the evil bastards that run Real Madrid told him to get his ass back to the team. He's dealing with a knee injury and thought he'd go enjoy the nuptials, but his coach wasn't going for it. He ordered him...