Denise Richards

By Michael K At a Chicago Cubs game today, some hateful bitch gave Denise Richards a microphone so she could screech "Take Me Out To The Ballgame." The grass died, hundreds of birds committed mass suicide, clouds exploded, children turned into dust and Denise kept on going.

By Michael K What Academy Award winning actress/supporting actress recently cut open her husband's face when she threw her statue at him? It's a shocker. (CDAN) Stumped! Charlie Sheen isn't a complete has-been. Unless, Denise Richards wrote this blind item.....

By Michael K I'm pretty sure that I'm the only living thing on this planet that actually likes Robot Call Girl. And now I love her just a little bit more. Last night on "Denise Richards: I'm Constipated," Denise cursed out some reporter. She didn't use your normal everyday curse word either, she called her...

By Michael K The two became engaged last June in Costa Rica. Probably minutes after Charlie's sperm was infested by another prostitute tranny. Speaking of, it's rumored that Brooke is knocked up with their prostitute tranny baby. I can't what to hear what Denise Richards has to say about this.

By Michael K A source told Rush & Molly that Denise knows the wedding is tonight, because her girls are in. She hasn't been told the exact location, "Who knows? She may even crash the event with a camera crew." A bitch can dream! Denise better crash this shit if she knows what's good for her and her borin...

By Michael K Mother of the year (next to White Oprah), Denise Richards told Larry King that she only did a reality show, because she needed the cash to support her daughters. A friend close to Charlie Sheen told Page Six that Denise a liar. Denise also received $60,000 a month for two years in alimony from C...

By Michael K Denise said, "It's a doctored e-mail. I would never send an e-mail to his ex-girl..um... girlfriend, and, at the time of that e-mail, I was with Richie Sambora. If I wanted anybody's sperm, I'd have asked for Richie's." Richie still has sperm? Newsflash! Please, Charlie didn't doctor that shit, b...

By Michael K Entertainment Weekly has named Denise Richards as Dr. Christmas Jones the worst Bond girl of all-time. I agree, but Pierce Brosnan did have the best Bond line ever thanks to Christmas Jones. It was at the end of the movie when Bond and Christmas are doing it on a building or something and he says...