George Clooney

By Michael K At a press conference at the Venice Film Festival for the movie The Men Who Stare At Goats, some some topless loon begged George Clooney for a kiss. No, it was not Sarah Larson. It was a dude who announced he loved the peenus, stripped his clothes off and then asked George to put his precious lips...

By Michael K George Clooney and his latest piece found at central casting, Elisabetta Canalis, went public (sort of) at yesterday's Venice Film Festival. George is there to pimp out a couple of his movies and he brought Elisabetta along to look purdy while holding his hand on the red carpet. Speaking of...

By Michael K So, George's rep tells People that he wrecked up his hand in an accident in Italy, "There was an accident and he did break his hand. He was not riding a motorcycle, it was not in Switzerland ... He was on his property in Italy and he shut the car door on his hand."

By Michael K George Clooney has sent his last piece back to the cocktail waitress factory and is now getting finger banged (you know how he does) by Italian TV presenter Elisabetta Canalis. Radar says that George and Elisabeth have been on a few dates together in Rome while he's getting ready to shoot a m...

By Michael K George Clooney once said that his longest relationship was for 18 years with his pet pig Max. They were so close that Georgie even let Max sleep in his bed every now and again. That makes my tail curl and not in a good way. Of course the psychic bitch is going to tell George that Max misses him. What th...

By Michael K A little while ago, George Clooney was not happy about his latest cocktail waitress/model/dumb bitch girlfriend running her mouth all around town about how she's nibbling on his man cooch. It looks like George has forgiven her, because he has apparently asked her to move into his Los Ange...

By Michael K Why are these whores so dumb dumb in the brains?! Why oh why?! When a peen that shoots loads of money comes into your life, you have to play it cool. Especially if the peen belongs to George. One little peep and George is out the door. Didn't these slags learn anything from that dumbass call girl Sa...

By Michael K The other night in Miami, George Clooney spent 4 hours inside of a restaurant becoming one with a tequila bottle. Georgie's drunktardian ass finally wobbled out of the place with two Sarah Larson-wannabes at his side. Seriously, this is the best George could do? I mean, was The Millionaire...

By Michael K George Clooney might be on some of the best shit Chad has to offer in this vlog for NBC. Or maybe he's just got a bad case of the tireds because the gross bathroom next to his bed area is keeping him up all night. For the finale of this video, George does his best Andy Rooney impersonation. George doe...

By Michael K Sarah Larson reportedly got some titty sacks put in early last month. Above is a picture of Sarah in March and then Sarah late last month. Fake chichis! A source told In Touch that Sarah's new ones could have had something to do with George Clooney breaking up with her ass.

By Michael K Sarah Larson is addicted to "Rock of Love." I knew she was one of those classy call girls and not the trashy kind. Sarah said that when she fucked herself up in a motorcycle accident, she glued herself to marathons of the show. She even got George Clooney addicted.

By Michael K Seeing new pictures of Sarah Larson with George Clooney still surprise me. I'm waiting for him to send her back to the Bunny Ranch or wherever the hell he found her. All I know is that this is going to be a major bill for George Clooney. Sarah Larson doesn't come cheap! Vivian Ward, eat your hooker...

By Michael K Sarah Larson talks! And she talked to the Las Vegas Review Journal about the night she met her meal ticket, George Clooney. Sarah said she first met eyes with George a while ago, "It was on his birthday three or four years ago at Whiskey at [Vegas's] Green Valley Ranch." She served cocktails at...

By Michael K George Clooney says he's not ill, he's just on a strict diet. After pictures of George shirtless hit a couple of weeks ago, some speculated that he was suffering from some kind of illness. I love it when it's men it's called "illness" but when it's women it's called "anorexia."   Anyway, George...