George Michael

By Michael K George Michael was arrested in Berkshire, England yesterday morning after his Land Rover angrily butt fucked a lorry (British-talk for truck) on the highway. Both George and the driver of the lorry he rear-ended were not injured. The cops dragged Georgie in, because he is George Michael w...

By Michael K George Michael will return to the US stage after being away for 17 years. It was announced that Georgie will open his new tour on June 17th in San Diego. He will then move on to Los Angeles, Seattle, New York and cities in Canada. The tour will end in Fort Lauderdale, FL this August. Tickets for the "...

By Michael K George Michael told a judge in London this morning that he was guilty for driving while on drugs. He told a judge that he was tired due to "prescription drugs." Sentencing was put off until further blood tests. Georgie was arrested last October when the cops found him in his car in the middle of a...

A Russian Billionaire paid George Michael, $3 million to perform at his New Year's Eve party 20 miles outside of Moscow. The unnamed businessman paid that crazy ho to perform an our-long concert for his 300 guests. It was a fun night and George was back home in Britain by morning."