Gwyneth Paltrow

By Kaiser Ryan and Scar are so paranoid about keeping their marriage “private” that they refuse to walk the red carpet for each other’s events. Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have the same kind of deal, and I tend to think Scar and Ryan are copying. We seriously have never seen Scar and Ryan both decke...

By Kaiser Remember when Gwyneth was fun? I mean, she’s always been a snotty bitch, but remember when her snotty, bitchy personality came out at every opportunity? Those were the days. Now she’s too busy trying to be a gooptastic Oprah. Sad. Gwyneth is shown at fashion week in Madrid on 9/18/09 with Gala...

By Kaiser Here’s a little Gwyneth Paltrow to make your day so much better! Gwyneth, and her Goop newsletter, have returned from vacation. Thank God. It seems that Gwyneth is in very good spirits after returning from her bra-flashing trip to her favorite country, Spain. Her good spirits have allowed h...

By Kaiser If Gwyneth Paltrow ever gets another cooking special, it’s really going to irk Bethenny Frankel. “I’d rather staple my eyelids shut than watch Gwyneth cook,” the chef told us during the launch of her bottled Skinnygirl Margaritas at the Montauk Yacht Club on Saturday.

By Kaiser A few commenters pointed this out yesterday as we slavishly lapped up Gwyneth Paltrow’s advice on making the perfect Goopy salad with McDonald’s special sauce. It’s a piece in Vanity Fair’s “Vanities” section online (and I would assume, in the September issue) called “‘Gwyneth Paltrow...

By Kaiser You know who doesn’t think Joaquin has issues? Gwyneth Paltrow. A few months ago when she was asked about him, Gwyneth snotted: “I think that there might be some other explanation or something going on. I’m not quite sure what, but I can’t believe that he’s really going to quit [acting] forev...

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By Kaiser Gwyneth Paltrow knows we’re all too fat. She needs us to only eat salads for a while, so we’ll be nice and thin for when she returns from her vacation to look down her nose at us. You heard me correctly, the Goop is going on vacation. It’s a Goopcation, and Gwyneth [...]

By Kaiser Considering that her last semi-hit film was “Running With Scissors” in 2006—while she is in post-production for action adventure “Iron Man II,” starring Robert Downey Jr., not due until May 2010—you’d think she might maintain the slightest humility.

By Kaiser Move over, O magazine and Martha Stewart Living. GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow’s weekly newsletter packed with clean and green advice on loving, living and cooking is a “big success,” according to Paltrow. “It’s crazy. . . . crazy!” From People]

By Kaiser Reading is a personal thing, which makes me question why Gwyneth isn’t sharing her reading list. Is she afraid that she’ll get made fun of, like the last time she listed only classics? Here is Gwyneth last night at The Children Of The City Champions of Hope Benefit Gala in New York City. That’s...

By Celebitchy All credit to The Huffington Post for coming up with this hairstyle comparison: Kate Gosselin’s bizarre reverse mullet vs. Gwyneth Paltrow’s “business woman” persona haircut in 1998’s Sliding Doors. (I’m so sorry to say that I actually saw that crapfest in the theater.)

By Kaiser The more ridiculous I find Gwyneth Paltrow, the more I love her mother, Blythe Danner. Blythe is now, and has always been a class act. She has grace, style, warmth, and not one shred of pretense. So what happened to the daughter, one might ask? It seems Gwyneth might have been [...]

By Kaiser Most of the cast of Iron Man 2 was in attendance at Comic-Con over the past few days. Robert Downey Jr and Scarlett Johansson both showed up, but Gwyneth Paltrow and Mickey Rourke were noticeably absent. Mickey’s been living it up in London, where he’s filming a movie and picking fights with r...

By Kaiser Rupert Everett is a tool. Don’t believe me? There’s lots of evidence. Back in 2007, he decided to trash-talk everyone from Diane Keaton to Robert DeNiro to Al Pacino, calling them “tragic parodies of themselves.” Then a few months ago he bashed his fellow gay men for wanting or needing or desi...

By JayBird Watch Gwyneth Paltrow Debone Her Chicken. Oh Goopy, why is everything you do so haughty? Note the red string bracelet, to ward off the chicken’s evil eye [Radar Online] - ‘Mad Men’ Star Elisabeth Moss on Her Emmy Nomination and Marrying Fred Armisen [Television.AOL.com] - Johnny Depp’s Nex...

By Kaiser So far Garner, and Paltrow’s husband, Coldplay singer Chris Martin, are playing it cool with the Ben/Gwyneth thing. Martin is so laid back, says our source, he actually promotes Gwyneth to stay in touch with Ben. And Jen is taking his cue.

By Kaiser Gwyneth Paltrow, who returns as Iron Man’s PA Pepper Potts, is furious that new co-star Scarlett Johansson is stealing her limelight. But there is no sign of Gwyneth. Gwyneth Paltrow is shown in the header on 7/8/08. She’s shown below on 3/17/09. Credit: PRPhotos

By Kaiser A long-term relationship between two people is an ever evolving organism. Some stay the course, some fall, all stumble. Here I’ve asked a few very wise women, most of whom are in varying forms of longtime partnerships, for their insights. Love, Gwyneth From Goop]

By Celebitchy Rupert Murdoch-owned British gossip papers News of The World and The Sun have been implicated in a massive scandal involving paying private detectives to tap into the phones of thousands of celebrities and public figures including Gwyneth Paltrow, George Michael, Elle Macpherson, a...

By Kaiser Gwyneth Jaybird usually covers the GOOP newsletters, those weekly reminders from Gwyneth Paltrow that our little lives need to be improved with her smug, patronizing sanctimony. Jaybird has pointed it out before - if these tips were coming from someone else, we might be able to stomach t...

By Kaiser A source revealed: “Madge wants Mercy to feel like a little princess when she arrives. Gwyneth has a home in the Hamptons area of New York and Madonna was so impressed with her daughter APPLE’s room that she asked Gwyneth to help her kit out Mercy’s new bedroom.”

By JayBird Gwyneth Paltrow Refers to Billy Joel as “William Joel.” And she doesn’t get why people thinks she’s a pretentious waste… why? Though to be fair, Dwight did the same thing on “the Office” [MSN Wonderwall] Katie Price Bikini Pictures [Hollywood Tuna]

By Kaiser Brad Pitt is diving head first into the single life, sources say. And sources say the enforced separation will give Brad the chance to nurture his continuing friendships with exes Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston, along with other close female friends.

By Kaiser She was introduced to the 33-year-old last November by Gwyneth Paltrow when he was still dating Madonna. The source adds: ‘Gwyneth stayed away from the Veuve Clicquot polo in New York recently as Madonna and Kate were there and Gwyneth didn’t want to be caught in the middle.’

By JayBird ¡Que vagi bé! Gwyneth Can Pineda Really traditional Spanish cooking, very old-school. Good rice with mushrooms. Chef Mario Batali, food critic Mark Bittman and Spanish actress Claudia Bassols went during the filming of our PBS food and travel series, Spain…on the road Again.

By JayBird I love Thursdays. Why? Not because they’re a day off from Friday. I mean that’s fine, but insignificant. At least when compared to Gwyneth Paltrow. As all things are. Thursdays are amazing because they are little mini-passive-aggressive holidays –Gwynnie sends out her weekly Goop email. I kn...

By Kaiser Unfortunately, this little Bang Media report also includes some old quotes from Chris Martin, he of Coldplay and The Goop (Gwyneth Paltrow). They have some quotes from an interview Chris gave last year, saying, “I couldn’t possibly write a hit record when I’ve got a beer belly.” Even thoug...

By Kaiser Talk of trouble in their five-and-a-half-year union has long swirled around Gwyneth Paltrow and her rocker hubby, Chris Martin. “It lets her do her own thing. She like her freedom and has her mom, Blythe Danner, to help with the kids, Apple and Moses,” says the insider.

By Celebitchy The tagline for Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop website and weekly newsletter instructing us on everything from overpriced places to stay in London to overpriced fashion is “nurish the inner aspect.” Gwyneth sometimes includes quotes from spiritual “leaders” on ways that we can become more en...

By Kaiser Oh, who could have predicted this? Probably all of us. Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlett Johansson are at each other’s throats while filming Iron Man 2. Gwyneth is “frustrated” with ScarJo’s acting style, and Gwyneth is also upset that ScarJo seemed to be getting most of the attention from the c...

By Kaiser Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is set to end her lucrative contract with cosmetics giant Estee Lauder so she can focus on her own lifestyle brand Goop.com. Here’s Gwyneth in the front row at her husband Chris Martin’s show with Coldplay in West Palm Beach, Florida on 5/15/09. Credit: INFPhoto.com

By Celebitchy Mel Gibson’s girlfriend really is pregnant! [PopEater] - Gwyneth Paltrow asked director James Gray to check out her boobs before she would bare them again [DListed] - Gwyneth Paltrow goes to a Coldplay concert. That will keep the breakup rumors at bay for a couple months. [Lainey Gossip] -...

By JayBird Can you believe that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon made it to a year? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?] - Gwyneth Paltrow’s recommendations for Expensive & Snobbish Kid-Friendly Restaurants: [Agent Bedhead] - Sarah Palin to Guest on ‘American Chopper’ [Television.AOL.com] - Movie Recommend...

By JayBird Gwyneth Paltrow wasn’t referring to Winona Ryder when she recently wrote about a “frenemy” who was once “hell-bent” on taking her down. She was referring to Mario Batali, jokes the chef, her Spain … On the Road Again cohost. At the NYC Food Bank’s Can-Do Awards on Tuesday, Batali kidded abou...

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By Kaiser And, at least according to Terrence, he wasn’t the only one getting short-changed by the filmmakers. “They did the same thing with Gwyneth Paltrow, from what I’ve been told,” he claims. “They did it with almost everyone except Robert Downey.”

By JayBird Anderson - who also works with Madonna’s pal Gwyneth Paltrow - said the singer trains six days a week, two hours a day, absolutely.” Here’s Tracy at the Smart Cookie Awards at Lincoln Center in New York City last night. Images thanks to WENN.com .

By Celebitchy The 50-year-old pop star was asked how she was doing after a night recuperating at pal Gwyneth Paltrow’s estate. Header image is from a series Steve Klein shot of Madonna for W Magazine in 2006. Madonna was at Klein’s home when she fell on Saturday.

By JayBird Love, Gwyneth From GOOP] Question: From GOOP] How convenient that someone just happened to write to Gwyneth – in such familiar, superior tone – and ask about what kind of terrible people we all must be if we gossip about her? I’m sure there’s absolutely no chance she wrote that herself.

By JayBird While I enjoy the vaguely stuck-up expressions Gwyneth’s working, I think I’d leave nearly all of her fashion picks. If for no other reason than that they come from Gwyneth Paltrow. I feel sort of sorry for the designers she’s promoting – I’m sure they think it’s a good thing, but there are so m...

By JayBird What a bummer. For a lot of reasons. First being that Tracy Anderson’s diets are extremely unhealthy, and dangerous. In some cases she advocates eating less than 800 calories a day and exercising for two hours. She’s also a renowned scam artist , who has somehow gained a bit of legitimacy just b...

By JayBird Gwyneth Paltrow and her “inner aspect” are at it again, in the form of her weekly Goop newsletter. Filled with Gwyneth’s deep thoughts on everything from what ridiculously expensive presents you should give, how you should jet off to Paris, and why you should follow her crazy diet and deto...

By Kaiser Gwyneth Paltrow is terrified that upcoming Indian actress Freida Pinto is about to steal the jewel in her sponsorship crown – her £1million-a-year contract with Estee Lauder. ‘Losing the Estee Lauder deal would be a huge blow to Gwyneth.’

By Kaiser Reese Witherspoon and Halle Berry tied for second place, and Gwyneth “The Goop” Paltrow came out ahead of Cate “The Anti-Goop” Blanchett. The joke’s on The Goop, though, because even Katie Holmes topped her. Contact Music has more:

By Kaiser It’s worth mentioning that Gwyneth Paltrow basically has authenticity on nothing. Her Goopy mess of a website is getting universally slammed, her gym project is hemorrhaging money, and the rumor is that her marriage to Chris Martin is failing. Who is she to criticize Joaquin?

By Kaiser Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow will live apart due to clashing work schedules; While he was performing in Sydney today she was eating out in London. The 36-year-old will live in Hollywood for a month with the couple’s children Apple, four, and Moses, two, while Chris tours New Zealand, A...

By Kaiser It’s no secret that Gwyneth “GOOP” Paltrow was born into Hollywood royalty with a silver spoon inserted in a very dark place. She never lets us forget how many famous and fabulous friends she has, how well she eats, how great her shoes are (some of her shoes are pretty amazing, I have to [...]

By JayBird Gwyneth Paltrow does not always help herself. From crying at the Oscars to naming her children Apple and Moses, she often inspire snorts of derision. A Hollywood princess who thinks nothing of wearing seven different pairs of heels in four days for the Iron Man premieres, it doesn’t helps t...

By JayBird Gwyneth Paltrow is finally opening up about her marriage to Coldplay singer Chris Martin. “It’s hard!” she said at the Bent on Learning gala she hosted in NYC on Feb. 25. “Nothing is as good as it looks. Life is complicated, and there are always issues to overcome. Yesterday, he went to Australia...

By JayBird Unlike Gwyneth Paltrow’s extreme attitude towards weight control, Kate Winslet has a relaxed and much healthier way of keeping her body in shape. According to a recent interview in Elle, Kate says she doesn’t even go to the gym. Instead, she spends twenty minutes a day doing a pilates DVD, a...

By JayBird Gwyneth Paltrow has sent out yet another hysterically ridiculous GOOP email. In this month’s edition, Gwyneth lectures us on the proper way to detox. Keep in mind this is the same woman who was admitted to the hospital last January after doing a fast. She never commented on the episode, but cl...

By Helen Blythe Danner has leapt to her daughter’s defense, saying that there is no marriage trouble. Not so, however. I recently had a nice chat with Gwyneth’s mom, the splendid actress Blythe Danner. She was very surprised when I told her what was going on.

By JayBird But despite Paltrow’s claim that everything is smooth sailing, we hear Madonna may be the thorn in her marriage’s side. “Gwyneth has the Madonna bug… bad,” the pal says. “It’s eerie. Gwyneth acts normally until Madonna comes around, and then Gwyn is all about Madonna, all the time. Madge has e...

By Celebitchy Paltrow lists a $75 cake knife, with the text “Who doesn’t want a reason to eat cake everyday?” Haven’t we heard that before? In her introduction, Paltrow claims she includes “a couple of luxury items.” I think I counted a few more than two. Love, 150.00 Barneys New York Cashmere Socks 45.00

By Celebitchy Gwyneth’s high end taste Gwyneth makes recommendations for hotels and restaurants in London that are beyond many people’s means. She seems to realize this, because she acknowledges in her introduction that “the hotels are on the pricey side, but my GOOP girls are doing some research int...

By JayBird Kate Hudson looking cute in London after dinner with Stella McCartney [Fafarazzi] Courtney Love looks almost worse than ever. Almost [Defamer] Gwyneth Paltrow says she doesn’t diet. She just eats almost nothing [Websters is my Bitch]