Halle Berry

By Michael K All hope for Halle Berry to name her rumored new baby Simba has been thrown out the window, because she has declared that her womb currently has a NO VACANCY sign on it. On Jay Leno last night, Halle denied the rumor that she's pregnant with her second baby friend.

By Michael K If my ass was Halle Berry, I'd be giving crazy Michelle Duggar a run for her baby money. My fuck part would be permanently glued to Gabriel Aubry's dick stick and it would never let go. Those babies would have to call the fire department to help them find another way out, because I'd never let his...

By Michael K If I was Halle Berry, my wet parts would be stuck to Gabriel Aubry all day and all night. My b-hole would turn into a suction cup and it would not let go. I'd eat breakfast, lunch and dinner on his peen. And I'd take naps on his nalgas. Gabriel would also have to learn how to walk around with my crotch in...

By Michael K Here's Halle, Baby Nahla, a bodyguard-type person and Mia Michaels at the L.A. Zoo today. No! That's not Mia Michaels. It's Halle's mother. I seriously thought for a minute that Halle's mommy was everyone's favorite deep-thinking gayelle dance choreographer. I thought to myself, "Damn. Hall...