Heather Locklear

By Michael K That being said, I don't want this shit to lighten up! If I wanted light and fluffy, I'd watch baby bunnies giving each other a bath on a loop! What that show needs is some Kimberly Shaw-approved craziness. Hopefully, Heather Locklear will once again bitch slap some life into this shit.

By Michael K Michael Ausiello over at Entertainment Weekly says that Bronx Mowgli's mommy will play Violet, a small-town girl with a nose made out of old Barbie parts, on Melrose Place 2.0. The character sounds a lot like Sydney Andrews. This hurts. This is like redoing Dynasty and casting Tori Spelling a...

By Michael K Methinks David Spade waits outside of therapist's offices for heartbroken middle-aged celebwhores who have just finished crying botox tears over their latest break-up. He catches them when they are all emotionally raw and shit. I mean, he's done sexy times with Heather Locklear, Pamel...

By Michael K Right after she reported Heather, Jill called the paparazzi to let them know what was about to go down. The rest is history.... Heather was arrested and later let go. The police say booze wasn't involved, but they are testing to see what Heather was on. She was probably just HIGH on life and Jill hate...

By Michael K People reports that Heather Locklear has checked herself into a facility in Arizona to treat psychological issues. Heather started taking meds in 2006 after she divorced Richie Sambora. This past March, a friend called 911 because they were afraid Heather was suicidal.

By Michael K When I first scanned by this picture, I thought it was Jocelyn Wildenstein screaming in pain from the sun melting her plastic face. Unfortunately, it's not a picture of Jocelyn. It's Heather shooting some movie in Hawaii. I need to go wash this image from my brain by watching clips of her as Sam...

Over 10 years ago, Jack Wagner and Heather Locklear played lovers on "Melrose Place." It's taken them a long time to make their TV romance, real. The two showed up hand-in-hand to Jeffrey Katzenberg’s The Night Before on Saturday night. A witness said, “They looked very much like a couple - th...

I was also told that the producers and network are thinking of changing the name to "The Wives." I also heard that Denise Richards auditioned for both the role of Tanya Turner and Chardonnay Lane. Will Heather take the role just to spite Denise?