Heather Mills

By Ian Dransfield It’s easy to see why they approached Heather Mills. The similarities are… errm… yeah. Though there is a chance that neither of them can jump. Now whoever didn’t see that joke coming can just leave. Forever. Even if we did just refer to Heather Mills as a “ploy”.

By Shawn Lindseth We didn’t actually hear that. For as long as mankind has had any level of self-awareness, we’ve all enjoyed watching one-legged middle aged women flip, twirl, and rhythmically pounce all about. That’s why even if it had aired ten thousand years ago, that Dancing With The Stars season where...

By Annette Hyde Heather Mills isn’t just an activist for defenseless edible creatures, or a former model especially popular with the seeing-impaired demographic, but she’s also, of course, Paul McCartney’s ex-wife, who was awarded a paltry £24 million in the divorce.

By Stuart Heritage The Paul McCartney/ Heather Mills divorce is all over, with Paul McCartney £24.3 million poorer and Heather Mill's £24.3 million more obnoxiously smug. The judge in the Paul McCartney/ Heather Mills divorce this afternoon revealed his judgement, and Heather Mills immediately ran to the...