Hell's Kitchen

OK folks, so here we are. At last we shall learn who will be the next Head Chef at the Araxi Hotel in Whistler, British Columbia. Ha! First we will have to relive all the hideous moments that came before but at some point, a couple of hours from now, we will know. Hopefully. Let's see which of our Hell...

Last week we were treated to two entire back to back episodes of Hell's Kitchen so I decided to something different here and just cover then both in one recap. Besides, I'm lazy and I still have 2 hours of DWTS to do so it just makes sense. Let's see what the Chefabes are up to in Part One.

Hello peeplets! Last week on Hell's Kitchen McByPass went to the hospital, Gordon and WhoopiG had foreplay, both teams sucked ass and Jim was sent packing. Lets see what the chefabes are up to this week! Let's just say Ima call him Mr. Ram from now on.

Tonight on Hell's Kitchen Gordon makes the contestants do something awful, low cal cooking. WHAT? There's a fight or two and looks like McByPass' might just need a bypass. Let's check in shall we? Prolly shouldn't have had that last lard sammich.

Damn y'all seems like just yesterday I was writing a Hell's Kitchen Recap......anyhoo, this one involves our chefwannabes cooking for the Marine's y'all! Semper Fi! Damn. That's about a week too late.

Last time on Hell's Kitchen, no one was sent home due to Jarhead's psycho meltdown. This logic escapes Lovely however since she thinks it's just because Chef has a thang for her. Man I love delusional people. He also loves Mr. Bean, don't mean he wants him to run his restaurant.

Anyhoo, this week, Ryan Seacrest can't control the animals in his zoo, yet again, so for the second time this season American Idol bleeds into Hell's Kitchen. Thankfully it's only about two minutes this time. But still. It's the principle, you know?

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By MandaMo This week on Hell's Kitchen, it's kid's night! So the culinary warriors have the complicated duty of preparing fine delicacies such as pasta, onion rings and hamburgers. It should be easy, right? I mean, kids will eat anything.... This week on Hell's Kitchen, it's kid's night! So the culinary...

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By Jamie(jamburt@gmail.com) Is this a reality show or Sophie's Choice? Okay, so let's start by admitting the obvious: I was grossly mistaken in thinking that tonight's episode was the Hell's Kitchen season finale. I didn't think that there was anywhere else... Mary Ann is also fed up with Bonnie's screaming.