Houston Texans

By Will Leitch 19. Jacksonville Jaguars (4-6). Sticking with the theme, the Jaguars are going to decide the NFC North this year: They play all three of the division leaders in the next four weeks. Is there anyone who will be even slightly surprised if they win all three?

By Josh Zerkle Denver 24, Atlanta 20. Daniel Graham's TD catch in the 4th quarter capped a 10-play drive that gave Denver the lead, and eventually the win. Green Bay 37, Chicago 3. San Fran 7, St. Louis 3. Frank Gore has a TD and an exhibitionist head coach. One of those is good. Tennessee 3, Jacksonville 0.

By Rick Paulas Hey, look! Drew Brees continues to throw a ton of passes. He's got to be on pace for some kind of record or something! Dolphins 14, Raiders 5 Who would've guessed the biggest winner in the whole Brett Favre fiasco would be Chad Pennington? Surely, Peter King has already asked this question.

By Rick Paulas Broncos 7, Falcons 13 This game's kind of fun just from a case study viewpoint: The Broncos are essentially playing with no running backs at all. Not surprisingly, it's not going so well. Texans 12, Colts 6 Then again, maybe the Colts are this year's version of the Jags.

By Drew Magary Chargers at Steelers Vikings at Bucs Bears at Packers Texans at Colts Eagles at Bengals Cardinals at Seahawks Titans at Jaguars Browns at Bills “Hello, Jim Haslett Tom Cable Mike Singletary Marvin Lewis Rod Marinelli Herm Edwards Norv Turner Wade Phillips Romeo Crennel Gary Kubiak

By Josh Zerkle Baltimore 19, Houston 6, 3rd Q. Sage Rosenfels threw another INT and the Ravens are driving again. Willis Magahee also has a TD, and the Texans Andre Johnson has been held to only 4 catches on the day so far. Tennessee 14, Chicago 7, 3rd Q. Tennessee still ahead in this game with lots of defense.

By Josh Zerkle Jacksonville at Denver, 4 PM. Did you know Jay Cutler has diabetes? Jacksonville needs a win here to keep pace in the AFC South and hit their bye week on a high note. If you root for Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Tennessee, or Kansas City, you get the week off. Root for someone else this week.

By Will Leitch 24. Atlanta Falcons (1-3). Matt Ryan still has a while to go to become the world's most famous Matt Ryan. 2. Tennessee Titans (4-0). You know, if Vince Young would come out from under the bed, he might find his team is awfully fun to watch. Maybe we can lure him out with some cheese.

By Will Leitch 16. Jacksonville Jaguars (0-1). OK, so I thought this was supposed to be the Jaguars' year? Or was that last year? It's all so difficult to keep up with. 9. New Orleans Saints (1-0). Here's a bet that if anyone asks Reggie Bush about Matt Cassel, his old USC teammate, Reggie has no idea who he is.

By Will Leitch AFC WEST 1. San Diego Chargers. Norv Turner is still the coach, and Philip Rivers is still a douche. All well and good here. 4. Kansas City Chiefs. Herm, baby, Herm. I'd follow that guy into Hell, except that he'd certainly get lost along the way.

By Leitch Redskins at Bears Chargers at Titans Bucs at Texans Vikings at Niners Cowboys at Lions Panthers at Jaguars Rams at Bengals Raiders at Packers Browns at Jets Chiefs at Broncos Saints at Falcons Sunday Afternoon Movie Of The Week For Dolphins Fans

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