How I Met Your Mother

Author’s notes: First fic ever! Have been reading a lot of great fics and I wish I could be as brilliant as you all. English isn't my native language. I understand everything I read/hear but I find it difficult to write in English. This fic is what I think could've been going on but what Ted does...

Title: Five Times Barney Almost Told Robin Author: katayla Disclaimer: Not mine! Spoilers: Up to, but not including the season four finale. Rating: PG Pairing: Barney/Robin Summary: Five times Barney thought about confessing his feelings to Robin Word Count: 545

Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. I don't. Please don't sue. Pairing: Barney/Robin (sorta), Barney's POV Word Count: 975 Spoilers: Season 4 “Mosbius Designs” Summary: Barney gets a package with a surprise inside.

Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother. Duncan Sheik and Steven Slater own the lyrics to “My Junk” from Spring Awakening. I don’t. Please don’t sue. Pairing: Barney/Robin Summary: Robin gets theater tickets and makes Barney go with her. They get drunk. Fun ensues.

Title: The Legendary E-Mail Fandom: How I Met Your Mother Pairings: Robin/Barney Rating: PG Warnings/Spoilers: Season 4. Language. Summary: Thanks to Bob's unexpected announcement about a meeting being moved up... Barney gets startled and he hits send.

Rating: Adult for EVERYTHING Summary:  Five stories. Five alternative universes. Catch up with various versions of Barney and Robin as they celebrate Valentine's day.  Guess the universe! The answers are at the very bottom of this post. Fandom: HIMYM, Barney/Robin, Barney/Robin/Ted

Rating: R/Adult for minor smut The story so far: I write a story for each episode in season 4, in a series called "The Perfect woman". Previous entries can be found on fanfiction.net. This story: After the gang meet Barney's Mom, Robin has a dream. Fandom: HIMYM, Barney/Robin (Robin POV)

Title: Textual Rating: Adult for smut Written for: Prompt by hypnotist78 : An entire story done in text messages and because roland44  wanted me to. Summary: Barney texts Robin when he's bored. Obviously. Fandom: HIMYM, Barney/Robin Spoilers for: AU season 4 ish, nothing specific

Title: Five Things Robin Will Never Ever Tell Ted Author: oso_intricate Pairing/Character: Robin Character Study, small Robin/Barney, Robin/Ted (Wait.  Whut?) Word Count: 802 Rating: PG Warning: Unbeta'd.  And alot of Ted.

Summary: As Robin continues without a job, she gets more and more depressed and she developed damaging behavior that she doesn't even bother to hide from her friends. When Barney tries to help her, Ted steps in to rescue them both. Fandom: HIMYM, Barney/Ted/Robin

Title: Wait For It... Rating: PG-13 Characters: Barney Stinson/Robin Scherbatsky; Marshall Erickson/Lily Aldrin, Ted Mosby Summary: Visits to Canadian expatriate bars or not, Robin is down in the dumps at Christmastime, and Barney has something to say about it.

He isn't sure how the betting game starts -- maybe it's a way for Ted and Robin to solve their arguing without giving into sex again, maybe it's to give Lily and Marshall a taste of the wild life, maybe it's because Barney is feeling so lost in this sea of emotions and needs an anchor point. So Bar...

Fandom: How I Met Your Mother Pairing: Barney/Robin, established relationship Warning: Futurefic, kidfic (though not in the traditional sense) Rating: PG Summary: Despite not being parents, Barney and Robin still manage to pass a few things on to the next generation.

Summary: Barney persuades Robin into fancy dress for Ted's annual Halloween party. Fandom: HIMYM, Unashamed Barney/Robin shipping Note: Barney and Robin's costumes are based on the song Frankie and Johnny, which is a turn of the century folk song about a girl and her womanizing lover.

Title: Letting it Out Rating: PG-13 for a bit of language Word Count: 2144 Pairing: Barney/Robin Spoilers: Post 4.12 "Benefits" Description: Barney finally goes to a therapist, post-"Benefits".

Title: Once more, with feeling Summary:  Part of my Season 4 followups series, here are three drabbles, building on 4.12 Benefits Rating: PG-15 for darkish references. Nothing too heavy. Fandom Pairing: HIMYM, Barney/Robin, Ted/Robin, Lily/Scooter Word count: 715 (3 drabbles)

Author's Notes: I'm in a weird euphoric-because-now-everyone-knows-and-it's-only-a-matter-of-time-before-Barney-admits-it/heartbroken-because-I'm-afraid-he'll-never-admit-it-or-she'll-reject-him mood. So comments would make me super happy! :)

Title: Name-Calling Author: masterful_liar Pairing/Character: Barney/Robin, Ensemble Word Count: 3,503 Rating: PG to be safe Summary: Building up and breaking down Disclaimer: I didn't create the show, just wrote the fic. Don't steal my story! :)

Fandom/Pairing: HIMYM, Barney/Robin Spoilers for: After Robin comes back from Japan This is what would happen if I controlled the HIMYM universe.  I don't, so we'll probably get more of the Ted/Robin saga in reality, but I like my world just fine, thank you very much.  =)

Title: Four Things That Happened to Barney and Robin on New Year's Eve (and Some That Didn't) Author: bredalot Fandom: How I Met Your Mother/Sports Night Rating: PG Word Count: 2360 Summary: Barney and Robin celebrate New Year's Eve at Robin's black-tie office party.

summary: Robin Scherbatsky had a difficulty in believing that she would always and forever be someone's someone. From Kyle, to Ted, that was a fact further proved to her--until Barney Stinson. characters/pairings: Older!Ted, Barney/Robin (mentions of Robin/Kyle, Robin/Brian, R...

Title: Resolutions Summary: She had danced with Barney Stinson all night, and it was the best New Year’s Eve Robin had ever had. Rating: PG+ Fandom: HIMYM, Barney/Robin Word Count: 1,015 Disclaimer: Not my characters, etc. etc. etc.

Author's Note: Some of these are set farther in the future than others; many are based on the current dynamic between Barney and Robin. Also, whoever catches my dorky little crossover gets Internet cookies. (What? I needed a network in New York!) Finally, this is my first full-length HIMYM...

Title: The Mistletoe Author: mallory_mike  Pairing/Character: Barney/Robin Word Count: 793 Rating: PG Summary: Robin and Barney spend Christmas Day together at James's.  Highjinx ensue. Disclaimer: I don't own How I Met Your Mother, I just live there. Author's Notes: An unofficial co...

Title: Marry Me a Little (2/3?) Author: mallory_mike  Pairing/Character: Barney/Robin Word Count: 1,697 Rating: PG-13 for very brief mention of sex Summary: Robin's in trouble, so Barney decides to come to her rescue. Disclaimer: I don't own How I Met Your Mother, I just live there. Aut...

Title: A Long Night Author: oboeshoes Pairings/Characters: Barney, Robin Ratings/Warnings: PG–13 for language Wordcount: 550-ish Summary: roland44 tossed out this prompt:

Fandom: HIMYM, Barney/Robin Spoilers: For all aired episodes.  Set several years in the future.  Slightly AU after "Not a Father's Day." Summary: Robin gets pregnant and then unpregnant. Disclaimer: If I owned HIMYM, Ted would always be drunk.  Sadly, I don't.

Title: Warmth Rating: PG-13 Author: idioticonion  Fandom Pairing: HIMYM, Barney/Robin Word count: 1,160 Spoilers: Season 4 The Naked Man Summary: We all want to know what happened to Barney, don't we?

Title: The ten songs that broke him Author: idioticonion  Rating: R (adult) Fandom Pairing: HIMYM, Barney/Robin Word count: 1,835 Spoilers: AU Season 4 Episode 1 Summary: A different take on how Barney might have dealt with his emerging feelings for Robin.

Title: Some Kind of Hero Fandoms: Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog and How I Met Your Mother, with two other minor crossovers if you can catch them! Source: barneyrobin Drabblethon Challenge Genres, Pairings, Characters, etc: Barney/Robin, Hammer/Robin, humor

Title: Why Robin fell in love with him Fandom/Pairing: HIMYM, Barney/Robin Word Count: 3,276 Rating: Adult Spoilers: Set a little while after 4.05, "Shelter Island." but not that spoilery Summary: Robin has a casual thing going on with Barney but what does it really mean?

Fandom/Pairing: HIMYM, Barney/Robin Word Count: 5,552 Rating: PG-13 Disclaimer: Sadly, I own nothing. Spoilers: Basic plot through 4.05, "Shelter Island." Summary: Four times Barney kissed Robin, and one time he didn't. Follows regular episodes, but somewhat AU. Complete.

Fandom/Pairing: HIMYM, Barney/Robin Spoilers: up through ep405, although this is a futurefic Rating: PG-13? Summary: In my mind, Barney & Robin get together in this season's finale.  (Not sure how, but they do.)  This story is the B/R parts from the Season 5 premiere.

Title: The way it had to happen Fandom/Pairing: How I Met Your Mother, Robin/Barney Spoilers: 405- Shelter Island Rating: Adult-ish Summary: Events at Shelter Island bring about Barney's very own Groundhog day. Or should that be Groundhog hour? Length: 2,037 words.

Fandom/Pairing: How I Met Your Mother, Robin/Barney Spoilers: Up through season three, and some plot points from season four, although they play out differently in the story. Summary: Robin doesn’t fall in love with Barney (except for how she totally does).

Title: Name-CallingAuthor: masterful_liar Pairing/Character: Ensemble, Barney/Robin Word Count: 2,406 Rating: PG-13, mentions of sexual situations  Summary: What's in the box? Disclaimer: I didn't create the show, just wrote the fic. Don't steal my story! :)

Hey y'all! I've never posted on ANY sort of community board like this, so I really hope I'm doing this right. Anyway, like you, I LOVE Barney/Robin.

RATING: I'm gonna have to go with R, just because the cursing at the beginning is not for the weak of heart. SUMMARY: He's different, somehow, and she wonders if she's the one who changed, or if New York changed while she was away, or if she just outgrew this. (Barney/Robin)

Title: You Should Tell Her Author:loveable_me_87 Characters: The whole gang. Pairing: Barney/Robin Disclaimer: I don't own it. Summary: After Robin's announcement about her new job, does Barney tell her how he really feels? Warning: Spoilers through season 4, up to "Intervention".

Title: Here's to You Fandom/Pairing: HIMYM, Barney/Robin Word Count: 1,426 Rating: PG Disclaimer: Sadly, I own nothing. Spoilers: Basic plot through 4.03, "I Heart NJ." (I hate spoilers!)

title: He Chooses the Bimbos? Really? (1/1) rating: PG summary: Post 4x01, Barney and the gang are at MacClaren's when his latest conquest comes up as a topic. This is his perspective on that, Robin, and his choice to go the bimbos route. characters/pairings: Barney/Robin

Title: Something Worth Trying - Something He'll Avoid Author: loveable_me_87 Pairing: Getting closer to the Barney/Robin Disclaimer: I don't own anything you recognize. Summary: The night after Marshall and Ted found a drunk Barney at MacClaren's.

Title: 75 Skills Barney Stinson Has Mastered: Part 4/5 Author: just_3_apples Fandom: How I Met Your Mother Pairing: Barney/Robin Rating: This part is TAAAME. PG-13 at worst.

Characters: Barney, Marshall, Ted Pairing: None... =( Rating: G Disclaimer: I don't own How I Met Your Mother. Blah, blah, blah. Summary: Ted and Marshall confront Barney. Warning: Finally a chapter I like. I've been promising some sad Barney-ness... well here it is folks!

Characters: Ted, Marshall, Lily, Robin, Barney Disclaimer: I don't own How I Met Your Mother, the characters, or anything else you recognize. Summary: Marshall, Lily and Ted discuss Barney's confession. Companion piece to Something To Tell You.

title: the earth that's turned below you (or four steps Barney never counted on) [1/1] summary: Four small fics that chronologically depict the obstacles Robin and Barney must decide to either overcome or let fester after the revelation of Barney's feelings.

Characters: Ted, Barney, Lily Pairing: Implied Barney/Robin Rating: G Disclaimer: I'm not Craig Thomas or Carter Bays. I make no claim to owning How I Met Your Mother or anything associated with it. Summary: Barney has something to tell Ted.

Title: Robin Scherbatsky: Queen of Class Characters: Robin, Barney, Barney/Robin Rating: PG Summary: Robin Scherbatsky didn’t need anybody to tell her that she was a smart, sophisticated lady with legs that could make paraplegics stand to attention, if you knew what she meant.

Author’s Notes: This is my response to the “Ten Sessions” challenge. I used to think Barney was easier to write than Robin, but it seems I keep writing in Robin's POV. I think she's easier to write the inner thoughts for, whereas Barney is easier to write about looking from the outside in, from...

Title: How Lily Figured It Out Author: me Rating: PG Fandom: How I Met Your Mother Characters: Lily, Robin, Marshall, Barney Summary: Lily figures out why Robin says sixteen no's. Disclaimer: Please don't sue me. I have no money, it's not for profit, and I have no money.