Jack Nicholson

Nope. Sorry. I'm not going with the obvious -- "When Harry Met Sally." First off, contrary to popular opinion, Meg Ryan's fake orgasm, "I'll have what she's having" -- diner display is the least funny moment in the otherwise charming romantic comedy. And secondly, no one beats Jack Nicholson...

Now, adorable Danny Torrance (Danny Lloyd) wasn't a bad kid; he just had, as hotel cook Scatman Crothers so eloquently put it, "The Shine." He could read thoughts and see into the past and future. But then, he also had that imaginary friend on his index finger, Tony. Tony spoke in that little ki...