Jake Gyllenhaal

By Prophecy Girl(noreply@blogger.com) 10:26 - TV Announcer: "Dave's all new tonight with Jake Gyllenhaal and 50 Cent!" As if the magazine cover wasn't advertisement enough. OK, here we go! 11:10 - Jake appears, looking dapper as usual. 11:15 - We get to Rendition. Dave likes.

By Prophecy Girl Or at least that's how I'm rationalizing that Christian currently has 10% more of the popular vote than Jake in Entertainment Weekly's riveting Ultimate Male Hottie, 90's to Today Poll (rolls right off the tongue). The poll currently shows Jake as 6th behind Bale, Wentworth Miller, Cliv...

By Prophecy Girl Tragically, though not unexpectedly, Jake Gyllenhaal has spent the past several days on a path of self-destruction, reeling from the news that Jake Watch will soon stop updating. Nailed." With Jessica Biel. What stage of grief is that?

By Prophecy Girl 11:41 - Conan describes Jake as "a big star." I'd say that's a step up from the standard "fine, young actor" he's gotten on every other show this week. 11:58 - It's Jake! Tie-less. 12:05 - Rendition talk. 12:07 - Jake says (again) he did the movie for that line.

By britpopbaby 22.51: Talks moves on to Brokeback Mountain and Jake says he thinks Jonathan might be gay. Then we are treated to the golden nugget of info that Clint Eastwood has never told Jake what he thinks of Brokeback Mountain. 22.53: Clip of CITY SLICKERS! Yeah, bitches!