Jessica Biel

By Michael K There's been many a rumor going around that Jessica Biel is no longer taking a strap-on to Justin Timberlake's succulent nalgas. They have denied the rumors and continue to be photographed walking arm-in-arm like they are still seeing hearts in their eyes. Some source tells Fox411 that Ju...

By Michael K And Jessica Biel really deserves better. She deserves a man who won't scream like a toddler when she accidentally breaks his boner during a handjob. Or won't cry a million tears when she beats his no-no with her 9-incher. Seriously, Jessica, get yourself a real bitch who can take it! When Khlo...

By Michael K So how does Justin Timberlake's favorite strap-on operator keep her sessy body looking like that of a pit bull on too many internet-bought lady hormones? She throws food away! Jessica Biel said that she keeps herself on a version of Mimi's infamous (and delusional) "morsel" diet. Jessic...

By Michael K Now I know what Justin Timberlake sees in Jessica Biel. Bitch is hung like a killer whale with low hangers that rival Cisco Adler's (just go to the darkest part of your brain to remember that picture)! At least I think that's what is going on in her private area. Either that or Jessica suffers fr...

By Michael K When did Jessica Biel become such an asshole? Does this have something to do with the fact that she's sucking on Justin Timberlake's soggy tampon? I mean, Jessica already said that she's too beautiful to get auditions (aka her massive low hangers get in the way). Now Jessica is saying that s...

By Michael K Justin Timberlake looks so happy he could queef. He always has bitch face. Jessica Biel should use a bigger strap-on his ass so he would loosen up some more. Maybe my mommy is moonlighting as Jessica Biel's bang-cutter. Bang-cutter. That sounds really gross and inappropriate.

By Michael K Page Six reports that Justin Timberfuck might be stepping out on his he-lady friend, Jessica Biel. Witnesses say the other night at a party for HBO at the Tribeca Grand Justin was flirting it up "with a bronze-skinned brunette with long brown hair all night at a cocktail table near the dance...

By Michael K Yeah, she's hot for a DUDE! Bitch is built like she's ready to mount a ho and give it to him good. No wonder Justin Timberlake is in love with her ass. She probably knows how to strap it and give it. Homegirl even has a pit bull. Bull dyke!  I'd let her hit it from the back. Most definitely.     Splash