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Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob [Dirt Bag (After Dark)]
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• Wed, Nov 4
By Margaret Lindsay Lohan is taking legal action against Michael Lohan, who has been talking about kidnapping her and putting her in rehab. Her lawyer says she's seeking a restraining order and may file a defamation lawsuit against him. [TMZ] Sales for Chris Brown's comeback tour are pitiful. He used t...
This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face [Midweek Madness]
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• Wed, Nov 4
By Dodai Tom wants Suri to be homeschooled, as is common in Scientology, and Katie wants her to go to Catholic school when she turns 5. Kate has become disenchanted with Scientology, and she doesn't like that Tom's other kids, Connor and Isabella — who were homeschooled — have very few friends, and t...
Jon Made Up Abuse Claims; Chris Brown Covers Vibe [Dirt Bag (After Dark)]
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• Mon, Nov 2
By Margaret Hailey Glassman's claim on The Insider that Jon Gosselin emotionally abused her was actually made up by Jon himself. A source said, "Jon and Hailey get paid for their appearances on these shows and they need the money..." "It was easy for Hailey to conjure tears, their lives are less than stell...
Dolly Parton Goes To The Chiropractor Because Of Her Breasts [Tweet Beat]
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• Mon, Nov 2
By Tracie Today in Tweet Beat, Dolly Parton is carrying around a heavy burden, Chelsea Handler addresses her critics, and Jessica Simpson disses Melrose Place in solidarity for Ashlee.
Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi [Dirt Bag (After Dark)]
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• Thu, Oct 29
By Margaret Jon Gosselin has been doing some soul searching (or hired a better publicist). Today, he publicly apologized to Hailey Glassman and insisted there's no Nadya Suleman-Jon Gosselin reality show, though his recent behavior "lent credence to such outrageous stories." Gosselin responded...
Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen [Dirt Bag (After Dark)]
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• Wed, Oct 28
By Margaret In an interview with The Insider that airs tomorrow, Hailey Glassman says her boyfriend Jon Gosselin will "take his anger out on me... He has 'mantrums.' I shouldn't have to put up with being emotionally abused." "...I cry and say, 'Why are you so mean to me?'" Hailey says people have been criticizi...
This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs [Midweek Madness]
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• Wed, Oct 28
By Dodai The guy from The Bachelor proposed to Meilssa Rycroft, then broke it off and got with the Molly from the show, and is now engaged to Molly. Or something. We didn't read the story. Moving on: An Melrose Place insider says they hired Ashlee because they needed a good name for "buzz," but she was emb...
Polanski's Victim Wants Charges Dropped; Did Reese Lie About Her Country Roots? [Dirt Bag (After Dark)]
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• Mon, Oct 26
By Margaret Roman Polanski's victim, Samantha Geimer, has filed papers urging a California appeals court to dismiss the criminal case against him. She says she's received nearly 500 media calls since his arrest and just wants people to "leave her alone." Various TV shows including Larry King and The...
Ashlee Fired From Melrose Place ; Lil Wayne Headed To Jail [Dirt Bag (After Dark)]
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• Thu, Oct 22
By Margaret Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has been fired from Melrose Place along with co-star Colin Egglesfield, with whom she was rumored to be flirting on-set. Producer Todd Slavkin is trying to make it sound like it was always the plan to have Ashlee exit after filming episode 12 in January, saying, "we fe...
Meghan McCain's Mammaries Cause Twitter Furor [Titter]
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• Thu, Oct 15
By Anna N. Showing off your boobs may not determine whether or not you're a hypocrite, but it does make Megan McCain look "Unrepublican-like," and thus it may be kind of a smart move. As we mentioned earlier, McCain is getting a lot of press as a young, cool, socially liberal Republican, and this pictu...
Polanski Would Agree To House Arrest; Kate Plus 8 Will End In November [Dirt Bag (After Dark)]
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• Wed, Oct 14
By Margaret A Swiss tribunal is expected to rule on Roman Polanski's appeal to be freed from jail by the end of the week. Polanski's lawyer says he would be willing to stay under house arrest at his Swiss villa if released. Lawyer Hervé Temime says Polanski would agree to wear an ankle bracelet, visit poli...
This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations [Midweek Madness]
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• Wed, Oct 14
By Dodai The Mary Murphy cover story is about how she was married to this guy from 1978 to 1987 and he raped her, beat her and blamed her for having a miscarriage. Then she got into dancing and it saved her life. Next: Beyoncé called Lady Gaga and asked her if she wanted to be in a video shoot — with two hours n...
Fox & Burger King Call Jessica Simpson Fat [Whoppers]Original at Jezebel
• Tue, Oct 13
By Margaret This weekend, Fox NFL Sunday showed the animated skit at left, in which Dallas Cowboys players cruelly mock Jessica Simpson's weight. It was produced by Fox but "presented by Burger King," which should really be avoiding fat jokes altogether. [AdAge]
Elle Highlights Women In Hollywood Who Actually Work [Mag Hag]
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• Wed, Oct 7
By Dodai While it's great that Elle picked some stunning, impressive ladies to feature, why do all of these women have to share the month of November? Couldn't each have had a month of their own? Because if Elle has, as the saying goes, blown their load, then next month we might get stuck with Jessica...
Frances Cobain Lashes Out At Ali Lohan; Brad & Jen's "Secret" Meeting [Dirt Bag]
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• Wed, Oct 7
By Dodai Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston had a "secret meeting" in New York, yet somehow the Daily Fail knows that the rendez-vous took place in a hotel and that Brad "unloaded his emotional baggage" on Jen. [Daily Mail]I wish I'd seen the Madonna and Lady Gaga dance off on Saturday night after SNL; so...
This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"
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• Wed, Sep 30
By Dodai What she means is: Someday. Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey granted the mag an interview, and when asked if they want a family, she said: "Definitely." He said: "It's at the forefront of our minds. We're very close, but we want to enjoy our first year together." Nick also says that they'd like two ki...
Why Do Women's Magazines Pick Cover Girls Who "Don't Work?"
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• Tue, Sep 29
By Anna N. Christian complains that, "every time I go to CVS or a bookstore and look at the magazines, I wonder what makes the cover girls so special," and that "even stars who work only occasionally like Jessica Biel and Halle Berry make it onto the covers of prestige magazines like Bazaar, Elle, and...
Depp Wants To Jump Pirates Ship; Danes & Dancy Wed [Dirt Bag (After Dark)]
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• Mon, Sep 28
By Margaret Supposedly, Johnny Depp doesn't want to make another Pirates of the Caribbean because he knows the last two "sucked." Disney will offer him a huge paycheck and if he refuses, he'll be replaced by a younger Zac Efron-type. The book On Stranger Tides, upon which the fourth Pirates film will be...
Jessica Simpson's Human Sensitivity Fail, Updated [Chicken Of The Sea]
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• Thu, Sep 24
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By Tracie While filming her new reality show in Uganda, Jessica Simpson was incredulous over having to sleep with a mosquito net, tweeting, "WTF?!? Do I really have to sleep like this?" and posted this pout-y picture. [Us] Jessica just tweeted an update on her sleeping situation:
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This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna
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• Wed, Sep 23
By Dodai Since Daisy's disappearance, Jessica Simpson has been distraught. A witness saw Jess at a birthday dinner on September 19 and says: "She looked really down and didn't eat much." The mag adds: "Drinking wine and sangria was not a problem, especially when the music of her ex-boyfriend, John...
Jay-Z Defends Kanye; Second Lohan Robbery Suspect Found On Facebook [Dirt Bag (After Dark)]
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• Fri, Sep 18
By Margaret Jay-Z is one of the few people still on Team Kanye after the VMA incident. "I think it was rude but the way they're treating him..." says Jay-Z. "He's on the cover of every paper. He didn't kill anybody..." "...No one got harmed." [N.Y. Magazine] Taylor Swift's handlers ended an interview on the MJ Morning Sh...
Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny [Dirt Bag (After Dark)]
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• Thu, Sep 17
By Margaret Katherine Heigl and husband Josh Kelley have completed the adoption of a 10-month-old Korean girl. They named her Nancy Leigh, after Katherine's mother Nancy and sister Margaret Leigh, but she'll go by the nickname Naleigh. [AP] Lindsay Lohan Tweeted today: "Hahahaha my publicist just...
Stars Remember Patrick Swayze; Kanye Drama Continues [Dirt Bag]
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• Tue, Sep 15
By Dodai Jennifer Grey on Patrick Swayze: "When I think of him, I think of being in his arms when we were kids, dancing, practicing the lift in the freezing lake, having a blast doing this tiny little movie we thought no one would ever see. [He was] a real cowboy with a tender heart. It was not surprising t...
This Week In Tabloids: Jessica's "Desperate Hookup"; Kardashian Tweens Gone Wild [Midweek Madness]
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• Wed, Sep 9
By Dodai This story is a giant ad for QuickTrim, a diet supplement found at GNC. Khloe and Kim Kardashian, who pose with a measuring tape wrapped around their bellies, will appear in ads for the pill. Moving on: "Stabbed In The Heart" is the title of the Jessica Simpson story, but she was not actually st...
Vanity Fair Writer Sees Jessica Simpson, Thinks "Fat" [Mag Hag]
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• Sun, May 3
By Dodai Look who's soooo three months ago! June's Vanity Fair, with a Jessica Simpson cover, referencing what was all the rage in early February. Author Rich Cohen actually uses the words "through thick and thin." The Jessica Question, Don't Mess with Jessica (Slideshow) [Vanity Fair]
Jessica Simpson Prettifies Pageant Contestants; Jason Wu Hearts Michelle Obama [Rag Trade]Original at Jezebel
• Thu, Apr 16
By Sadie A match made...somewhere. Miss USA contestants will be sporting barely-there bikinis from the Jessica Simpson collection. [NYDN]The nebbish-weight cage match between Woody and Dov continues, as Allen decries the jersey-meister's "rep-tarnish" tactics. [NYP] Moschino pulls new marke...
The Ronsons Want Lindsay Restrained; Jessica Simpson Dropped From Label [Dirt Bag (After Dark)]
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• Tue, Apr 7
By Margaret Samantha's mom, Ann Dexter-Jones says Lindsay "was doing drugs" in her hotel room at Chateau Marmont this weekend. "She cuts herself too," Ann continued. "She is a cutter!" Sister Charlotte Ronson complained about Lindsay trying to get into her party and followed the family to the hotel a...
Piling On Jessica Simpson: With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemies? [Weighty Matters]Original at Jezebel
• Thu, Jan 29
By Paige Ferrari Size Two? Hmm ... [NYDN]] 50 Fat Celebrities [Page Six] While Discussing Ashlee Simpson's Comments On Media Portrayals Of Women, Fox & Friends Runs Caption: "Smooth Or Chunky - Jessica Simpson Has Filled Out A Bit" [Media Matters]
This Week In Tabloids: Beach Panic! Lose Your Mind Reading About How Stars Lose Weight
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• Wed, Jul 30
By Dodai Race To The Altar!" Jamie Lynn Spears is probably getting married at her house in Liberty, Mississippi in the fall. How this is a "race" to the altar — when she's already had her kid — is baffling. Or is she racing Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston? That makes no sense. Pals are predicting tha...
Today In Tabloids: TomKat May or May Not Split, Britney Snorts, L.C. Dates [Midweek Madness]
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• Wed, Oct 31
By Jessica A Wedding to Keep Brad," announces the cover, which In Style calls an "Exclusive," but mostly includes old Pitt quotes from British Cosmo. A "confidant" tells the mag that Brad wants to get hitched because "Deep down, Brad is haunted that, if they split, Angie would automatically get to ke...
Angelina Breaks Promises; Britney Has Secrets, Everyone Wants To Lose Weight [Midweek Madness]
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• Wed, Oct 24
By Dodai Wednesday is tabloid day! This week, Angelina lands two covers, each painting her as a liar and villain; two covers are devoted to body issues and/or cellulite, and one cover is reserved for the trout-pouted trainwreck that is Miss Britney Spears. Also, today Midweek Madness is brought t...