Joan Rivers

By Seth Claudia Jordan - Deal or No Deal briefcase model Brian McKnight - R&B singer Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins - TLC Herschel Walker - retired NFL player Natalie Gulbis - LPGA golfer Scott Hamilton - former Skater Khloe Kardashian Joan Rivers Melissa Rivers Brande Roderick - actress

By Seth On last night's action-packed episode, Forster reprised his role as the previously-thought-dead Petrelli family patriarch. Our initial fears that evaporated Oscar chances and a recurring role on Huff had inflicted unspeakable damage upon his physical well-being were quickly put t...

By Kyle Buchanan In the annals of celebrity feuds, we tend to prefer the light-hearted frivolity of a Seth Green/Shia LeBeouf dustup to the knock-down, "no one gets away unscathed" fights like Alec Baldwin on Greg Garcia. That's why we're so stymied by the latest and most unlikely entry in the feud genre: t...

By Little Mintz Sunshine Don't worry, Joanie. Margaret Cho will still fuck you. Melissa? Not so much. Little Mintz Sunshine.

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By NoWireHangers Cuz last I checked reality TV was mainly a dumping ground for crap ideas and toxic waste, which explains why America loves it so. If there's a whole cable network devoted to Celeb Reality how is this yenta unemployed? NoWireHangers.

By Kyle Buchanan Joan, it's one thing to take on Russell Crowe (or even the Girl Scouts) but Forrest Gump himself? Go after Hanks, and soon enough the only place you'll be allowed to do red carpet commentary is on a Geocities page, nestled amid blinking unicorn .gifs. Video of all the relevant Rivers moments i...

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By Molly Friedman On last night's Late Show, guest Amy Adams and David Letterman decided to review one of poufy-lipped red carpet host Lisa Rinna's numerous gaffes on Oscar night. And after seeing this particular stomach-turning foul for the third time, we're gonna have to agree with Letterman and Adams,...

By Mark Graham 5:07pm: Well, looks like both E! and TV Guide Channel have shut down their coverage. No real loss. Both carpets were snoozefests, where's Joan Rivers when you need her? Or, for that matter, Issac Mizrahi? The red carpet has lost its sense of spontanaiety (however "spontanaiety" is spelled...

By Seth · Went to the opening of "The Quality of Life" at the Geffen Playhouse last night (starring Scott Bakula, Laurie Metcalf and JoBeth Williams). Joan Rivers was in the audience, and let me tell you, she's been nipped and tucked into oblivion. Barely recognizable. Has the creepy fish-look so co...

By Seth Many awards show viewers still long for the heyday of the late '90s, when unsuspecting stars would recoil in terror upon being accosted by Grand Frock Inquisitioner Joan Rivers, followed closely behind by loyal henchspawn Melissa, one finger held to her ear as she received instruction...

By Mark We know what you're thinking right about now: "How can I compete to win a hundred grand and the chance to develop the kind of exciting basic cable programming that will run on top of a slowly scrolling schedule grid on the TV Guide Channel, and which contractually must include the talents of...

By Seth For weeks now, a search has been on to find the perfect three Gays to join Joan Rivers on her upcoming Bravo talk show, Can We Dish?. (For the pitch-arithmetic inclined, the show is basically The View - 3 loud women + 3 loud women with dicks.) The enormous field of sassy-mouthed opinion-havers...

By Seth Joan Rivers can strike terror in the hearts of even the heartiest and best-traveled of red carpet footsloggers. Beyond her vicious barbs, her grasp on industry facts is iffy at best (she once greeted Ron Howard and Brian Grazer with a cordial, Names! ), and then there s the small matter of he...

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By Mark The LAT notes a dust-up between red carpet scourge Joan Rivers and a writer on a BBC radio show yesterday, in which Rivers became so angry over her perception that she'd been labeled a racist that the force of her ensuing rage threatened to undo thousands of dollars in delicate plastic surg...