John Mayer

By Michael K Some witness-type told Gatecrasher, "Lindsay looked upset that Sam hadn't come over to her, and she started whispering to John, who looked like he was trying to calm her down. She looked pretty angry. Then John got up and went to talk to Sam."

By Michael K Both People and UsWeekly are saying that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have reunited (and it feels so MEH). The two first started rubbing nipples in April of 2008. They broke up a couple of times, the most recent being in January of this year. Now it seems that John is back to nuzzling on Jen's c...

By Michael K You know that rumor about how John Mayer and Kristin Calafartmeorwhatever have been licking on each other's vaginas for two years? John Mayer has pissed all over it on his Twitter. Instead of just pulling a Kanye and saying "BITCH BOGUS," John brought the cleverness. You know this gave him a...

By Michael K Janet says that John and Kristin are ready to become more than fuck buddies and might take their "relationship" public. So, if this is true, then that means while John was dating Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston, he was humping on reality trash on the side? I hope that when she quit John M...

By Michael K This B list movie and television actress from a hit network drama went ballistic today when she overheard two crew members making fun of the fact that our actress was in the lowest grossing movie in the history of movies. Bonus points for the movie. (CDAN)

By Michael K Yes, that picture looks like Gerard Butler is sticking the tip in from the back. It has just become Jennifer Aniston's life screensaver. Moving on.... Some source close to Jenny said, "Jennifer won't date a normal guy. She goes after the hottest thing of the moment, what she knows will get her the m...

By Michael K The douche duo of the West, John Mayer and Rob Dyrdek, left MyHouse in L.A. last night wearing matching monogrammed velvet smoking jackets and with two pumas (that one was for you, Aniston) on their arms. John said that the ladies weren't their mothers, but their dates. Let's all do the eyeball...

By Michael K It doesn't surprise me that John Mayer would give himself a wet handjob as a birthday gift to someone else. It also doesn't give me the shocks that Jessica's dumb stupid ass wouldn't realize that a used tampon out of John's ass would make a better gift than that shit! Why does Jessica Simpson h...

By Michael K Tony Romo sent Jessica Simpson down the gutter of broken hearts right before her birthday and some source tells Radar that it was all because of John Mayer and his homewrecky text messages. Dun! Dun! Dun! Dun! Okay, let's be serious for a quick minute. I doubt John text messaged Jessica. Did th...

By Michael K I hope Mimi sings the "Oh, I Wish I Was An Oscar Mayer Wiener...." song. It's the least she can do, because you know she has eaten millions of tiny "morsels" of his products. I also think John Mayer should back her up on the song since he might be related to Oscar. And John's a giant wiener, so it makes sen...

By Michael K Wait. Hmmmmm. Maybe John is right. He looks like he smells like backed-up shit, so maybe he's a used enema instead of a douche. Glad we cleared that up. And John might also be right about another thing. Take a peek at all the bitches he has dated. I know that #4 is your fantasy girl, so John was speaking t...

By Michael K Anyuncool, even though Jen didn't really want to talk about her whatevership with John Mayer, he didn't mind talking about love and marriage at a recent event in NYC. When OK! asked about his love life, John joked, "I have not been very lucky. I've had a terrible life." John then started asking...

By Michael K OMG! Jennifer Aniston is knocked up! With twins! And John Mayer is the daddy! Except there's an itty bitty problem. She's not exactly pregnant just yet.... Who cares about that! It's just petty details. One friend said that Jen and John are doing specific yoga poses that are supposed to help her g...

By Michael K Hah. Australia's NW Weekly reports that Jennifer Aniston's prayers have been answered and she's pregnant with a baby. A real-life baby! You go, Jen! And to think of all the people who laughed at you for freezing John Mayer's used condoms. It finally worked!

By Michael K Over the weekend, John Mayer opened up his tampon lips and started blabbing about his break-up with Jennifer Aniston to the paparazzi. He said that he's the one that ended it and that nobody cheated, lied or blah...blah..blah...insert douche lingo here....blah...blah....

By Michael K The source said, "Pete and John have been spending a lot of time together lately and they get on so well. They are firm friends. John gets a bad rap and is always portrayed as a bad boy but he's got a heart of gold. Pete and Ashlee know that and they think he would make a great godparent. But they are hol...

By Michael K Jennifer Aniston followed John Mayer all around the UK and Europe last week while he was playing gigs. Everything was fine until Jenny spotted Kimbo Stewart backstage at John's Hard Rock Calling show at Hyde Park in London. Kimbo and John apparently know each other, but Jenny doesn't want a...

By Michael K Jennifer Aniston's new maybe man, John Mayer, got his haircut in NYC yesterday and blogged about it. On his blog, John said his new haircut was inspired by Michael J. Fox, Shaun Cassidy, Mary Lou Retton and Kristy McNichol. John is trying to make the joke before anybody else does.

By Michael K John Mayer stripped down and got into Borat's infamous neon thong onesie to take a jog around the Mayercrafter Carrier (The John Mayer Cruise) this past weekend. John really should have gotten a boyzillian before going out in public like that. I'd definitely hit it, but I'd have to take a tri...

By Michael K I have never known anyone to have more pride in their home state and their upbringing in it than Jessica Simpson has in Texas. I don't really follow sports, but I have played some of my biggest and best concerts in your state, and having witnessed how dynamic the spirit there is, I'm betting em...