Kate Moss

By Michael K Obviously, Kate has never eaten anything off the menu from Claim Jumper, Olive Garden, Red Lobster, IHOP, Chili's, Marie Callender's, Applebees, Coco's, Wafflehouse, Cracker Barrel, El Torito, Old Spaghetti Factory, Panda Express, any State Fair or (insert the name of every restau...

By Michael K Above is a little clip of Kate Moss flipping her nostrils after James Nesbitt, the host of the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London, made a joke at her expensive. James apparently LOLed about Kate being nekkid on the cover of GQ. Kate wasn't loving it, so she got up, stormed out and shouted beautif...

By Michael K Kate Moss, her daughter Lila Grace and Lily Allen are currently tramping through St. Tropez. While they are there, Kate Moss is training Lily Allen so that she too can have the body of a cokey supermodel. Closer Magazine (via Daily Mail) says that Lily asked Kate for diet advice, because she wa...

By Michael K Blaaaaake told The Daily Mail, "Kate had told Amy to get a $10 note out of her handbag to snort lines with. But Amy told me she found two grams of cocaine in there – so she nicked them. We did some in the toilets and had sex, but we did the rest in front of everyone." Good move, Wino....

By Michael K Kate Moss woke up at 6pm the other day and thought to herself, "Tonight, I want to look like the lounge singer love child of an episode of Star Trek from the 80s and the movie Xanadu as seen through the eyes of Sasha Fierce." Balmain granted Kate's wish and she thanked them by ripping that shit up...

By Michael K Back in January, Kate Moss was photographed in Thailand looking like she was suffering from a little condition called knocked the fuck up. Some weren't sure if this was the case, since bitch was sucking on fags and downing beer. But this is The Moss we're talking about. Bitch can't breathe in o...

By Michael K The other night, Kate left a restaurant in London, where I'm sure she enjoyed a plate of parsley, looking like she was definitely preggers. Yes, I used preggers to remind us all the grossness of that world. It sounds like something I spit up this morning.

By Michael K Anyway, some source told The Daily Mail that while she's in Thailand, Kate has told her daughter's nanny that she's sending more work her way. The source said, "Kate told her that the bonus had been doubled, as she hoped she’d have twice as much work for her this year."

By Michael K The statue by artist Marc Quinn is valued at $3 million, but it look like it's worth a half-baggie of coke and a used toothbrush. Last month, the British Museum offered us just a taste of this trash called "Siren," but now its on display in its full PUSSY BONE glory through January 25th.

By Michael K British artist Marc Quinn has a major hard-on for Kate Moss. In 2006, he created a sculpture of Kate with her cokey crotch taking center strange. Now Marc has taken it even further. This October, Marc will unveil his $2.8 million, 110-pound solid gold statute of Kate. Solid gold and it only weigh...

By Michael K While you were slaving away in your cubicle on Friday, Kate Moss was sunning her cokey face on the Balearic Island of Formentera. Kate, her daughter, her mommy (the ho in the red), Marc Jacobs, Marc's maybe husband and some other hos spent the afternoon doing lazy, rich people stuff.

By Michael K The source said, "Jamie and Kate had a blazing argument in the early hours of Saturday morning. Kate made some comment about a girl who'd been hanging around Jamie and it deteriorated from there. Just hours later, Jamie was packing his things and moving stuff out of her house. By the afternoon...

By Michael K Even fake ass hair can't stand Kate Moss. A hair extensions freed itself from her skull as she arrived at her hotel in Berlin last night. Some pap picked up the horse hair like he won a prize. Wait, maybe he did win a prize! I bet if he shakes that thing over a mirror, he'd get a couple of coke lines out...

By Michael K It seems like only yesterday Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were charming my black heart with their crackhead love. Oh how I miss them strolling down the street looking like methfaced alley cats.   Well, the love is lost. Pete Doherty plans to tell-all in a BBC documentary and Kate wants to stop him....

By Michael K Do not show this to Dreamboat Doherty!   Kate Moss told a group of friends that she's "in love and engaged" to Jamie Hince of The Kills reports The Daily Mail . She's been dating his fugly fug ass for like 20-minutes or something.   A source said, "They had spent the night making love and Kate aske...