Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List

By Michael K If Kate Gosselin got stuck in a food dehydrator for a few days causing her ass to shrivel down, she'd look just like this! Here's Kathy Griffin channeling Kate Gosselin with help from a polyester possum wig and fake stretch marks (or tummy tuck scars)!

By Michael K Sarah Palin can see this fuckery from her haaaaaus! It's Kathy Griffin getting herself a big slice of Alaskan meat pie at last night's Teen Choice Awards in Los Angeles. 48-year-old Kathy and 19-year-old Levi showed up hand in hand and worked the grass carpet (not that kind of grass, Snoop)...

By Michael K Kathy Griffin finally has her own wax figure at Madame Tussaud's in Las Vegas! It's the one on the left in case your eyeballs quit that bitch from trying to figure it out. It is kind of hard to tell since both of their faces are made from the same materials. Although, Kathy's wax figure's hair loo...

By Michael K The Silver Fox turned 42 yesterday (he doesn't look a day over precious, right?) and he was thrown a mega surprise party while on air! Suze Orman and Kathy Griffin came to knock the dicks out of his mouth while at work and present him with a very expensive-looking cake. It wasn't as impressive...

By Michael K Kathy Griffin went down to the corner knocked the dicks out of Wonky McValtrex's mouth and dragged her to Kitson to shoot scenes for My Life on the D-List yesterday afternoon. It was a nice of Kathy to show Wonky what a normal vagina looks like. Wonky probably thinks it's okay that her camel toe...

By Michael K This is why Kathy Griffin and Mah Boo should co-host every single show on every single channel during every single time slot. Don't even listen to my babbling about the clip above, this shit speaks for itself. I mean, all Mah Boo wanted to talk and giggle about was his undying love for The Real H...